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I'm inoculated against women and money.

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Greg:
> Google Speech is way, way better.  profanity can be 
> engaged in settings by doing away with profanity filters.

Have you tried this ?  I doubt it works.

> getting a piece of a** is much better than a Tenga jack-off machine.

There's no batteries, I don't plug it in.

  Happiness is an empty bladder.  Jeff-Relf.Me/Urethral.Opening.JPG

  I was forced into retirement at age 28, 1988, when my ex divorced me.
  Ever since, I've been inoculated against both women and money.
  She wanted the Mormon life, which is very expensive ( time and money ).

  USENET (1985) and, later (1995), the Internet, are the only things I need.
  Instead of $$sex, Tenga's "Flip Zero" latches on and won't let go,
  so I can edge for 5+ HOURS, despite distractions; it's better than $$sex.

  And it feels good after nutting too -- so even a 60 year-old man, like me,
  nuts multiple times. Vaseline is my lube. It never leaks; no mess.
  When done: open it up, and lay it on paper towels.

  Once dry, put it back in its case, so it stays clean.
  If this product doesn't take over the world, the world is wrong.

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Does your "smart" phone do this ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 14:29 -0800
  Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-11 17:56 -0500
    Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? % <persent@.gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 16:01 -0700
    Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 18:49 -0800
      Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Serg Io <invvalid@invalid.com> - 2019-02-11 21:37 -0600
        Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Bob Robertson <bobrobertsontsy66@gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 21:46 -0600
      Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 09:23 -0500
        Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 09:31 -0800
        Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 14:41 -0800
          Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 18:25 -0500
            Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 16:32 -0700
            Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 16:20 -0800
              Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 19:46 -0500
                I'm inoculated against women and money. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 18:46 -0800
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 19:20 -0800
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 20:24 -0700
                PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 20:03 -0800
                Re: PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:54 -0700
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 22:46 -0800
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-13 09:44 -0500
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:55 -0700
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 13:43 -0800
                Once a month, maybe. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-13 14:39 -0800
            Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com> - 2019-02-13 07:19 -0800
  Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? Melzzzzz <Melzzzzz@zzzzz.com> - 2019-02-12 05:58 +0000

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