Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.

From	% <persent@gmail.com>
Newsgroups	comp.os.linux.advocacy, sci.physics, alt.checkmate
Subject	Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.
Date	2019-02-13 07:55 -0700
Organization	Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com
Message-ID	<bvu0ml.6os.19.6@news.alt.net> (permalink)
References	(5 earlier) <fbl66ehlgoi39jgt4gbs93csijlictcanv@4ax.com> <Jeff-Relf.Me@Feb.12--4.20pm.Seattle.2019> <5up66e1mf8p8eqtcn7js82hivfbio34o84@4ax.com> <MPG.36cd2ce0ffb19e8e996486@news.altopia.com> <o3b86elt6c6rdc09mqmfuk5hvuocj5ldch@4ax.com>

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On 2019-02-13 7:44 a.m., Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 19:20:36 -0800, Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> <...>
> 
>> What the f*** (fuck) is a Tenga jack-off machine?  Is that something you
>> own and use?  I figured you were probably a chronic masturbator, since
>> you lack the social skills to get laid by a human of any sex.
> 
> Relf is the expert on the Tenga Flip Zero (0), not me.
> I've never even saw one. He claims it clamps on and
> doesn't let go and gives him multiple orgasms over a
> five-hour time period.  Like I actually believe that
> shit.
> 
i believe him but then again ,
he showed me with his lips around mine

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Does your "smart" phone do this ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 14:29 -0800
  Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-11 17:56 -0500
    Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? % <persent@.gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 16:01 -0700
    Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 18:49 -0800
      Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Serg Io <invvalid@invalid.com> - 2019-02-11 21:37 -0600
        Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Bob Robertson <bobrobertsontsy66@gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 21:46 -0600
      Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 09:23 -0500
        Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 09:31 -0800
        Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 14:41 -0800
          Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 18:25 -0500
            Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 16:32 -0700
            Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 16:20 -0800
              Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 19:46 -0500
                I'm inoculated against women and money. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 18:46 -0800
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 19:20 -0800
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 20:24 -0700
                PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 20:03 -0800
                Re: PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:54 -0700
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 22:46 -0800
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-13 09:44 -0500
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:55 -0700
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 13:43 -0800
                Once a month, maybe. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-13 14:39 -0800
            Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com> - 2019-02-13 07:19 -0800
  Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? Melzzzzz <Melzzzzz@zzzzz.com> - 2019-02-12 05:58 +0000

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