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  Does your "smart" phone do this ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 14:29 -0800
    Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-11 17:56 -0500
      Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? % <persent@.gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 16:01 -0700
      Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 18:49 -0800
        Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Serg Io <invvalid@invalid.com> - 2019-02-11 21:37 -0600
          Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Bob Robertson <bobrobertsontsy66@gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 21:46 -0600
        Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 09:23 -0500
          Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 09:31 -0800
          Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 14:41 -0800
            Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 18:25 -0500
              Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 16:32 -0700
              Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 16:20 -0800
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 19:46 -0500
                  I'm inoculated against women and money. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 18:46 -0800
                  Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 19:20 -0800
                    Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 20:24 -0700
                      PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 20:03 -0800
                        Re: PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:54 -0700
                      Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 22:46 -0800
                    Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-13 09:44 -0500
                      Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:55 -0700
                      Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 13:43 -0800
                      Once a month, maybe. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-13 14:39 -0800
              Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com> - 2019-02-13 07:19 -0800
    Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? Melzzzzz <Melzzzzz@zzzzz.com> - 2019-02-12 05:58 +0000

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#726798 — Does your "smart" phone do this ?

> the vast majority of projects are now platform agnostic

Because a RETARDED phone is better than nothing,
and most people can't even handle that, much less more.

To run the best software, on the best hardware, you need Windows 10.
  Jeff-Relf.Me/MouseKeyboardLayout.PNG
  Jeff-Relf.Me/Diff.PNG

I teach my SpeechToText app how to swear, etc.;
just today, I taught it "Bezos".

Does your "smart" phone do this ?

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#726802

On Mon, 11 Feb 2019 14:29:30 -0800 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:

<...>

>I teach my SpeechToText app how to swear, etc.;
>just today, I taught it "Bezos".
>
>Does your "smart" phone do this ?

My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can
be taught anything. 

When I'm texting I can just speak and ramble
on and it gets it pretty much 100% correct every 
time. The only thing that's awkward is it doesn't do
automatic punctuation so I have to say, "period",
"comma" etc.

-- 

Everybødy here likes Yøurs Truly, 
Gregøry Hall - Bømbastic Løudmøuth øf the Søuth

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#726803

On 2019-02-11 3:56 p.m., Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:
> On Mon, 11 Feb 2019 14:29:30 -0800 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:
> 
> <...>
> 
>> I teach my SpeechToText app how to swear, etc.;
>> just today, I taught it "Bezos".
>>
>> Does your "smart" phone do this ?
> 
> My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can
> be taught anything.
> 
> When I'm texting I can just speak and ramble
> on and it gets it pretty much 100% correct every
> time. The only thing that's awkward is it doesn't do
> automatic punctuation so I have to say, "period",
> "comma" etc.
> 
oh you got the idiot model

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#726827 — Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.

Greg:
> My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything. 

Really ? !  What words have you taught it ?

> When I'm texting I can just speak and ramble
> on and it gets it pretty much 100% correct every time. 

What does it type when you say:

  Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.

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#726831 — Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.

On 2/11/2019 8:49 PM, Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
> Greg:
>> My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything. 
> 
> Really ? !  What words have you taught it ?
> 
>> When I'm texting I can just speak and ramble
>> on and it gets it pretty much 100% correct every time. 
> 
> What does it type when you say:
> 
>   Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.
> 

there is a 3rd camara on smart phones now on the bottom edge looking down

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#726833 — Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.

On Mon, 11 Feb 2019 21:37:14 -0600, Serg Io <invvalid@invalid.com>
wrote:

>On 2/11/2019 8:49 PM, Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
>> Greg:
>>> My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything. 
>> 
>> Really ? !  What words have you taught it ?
>> 
>>> When I'm texting I can just speak and ramble
>>> on and it gets it pretty much 100% correct every time. 
>> 
>> What does it type when you say:
>> 
>>   Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.
>> 
>
>there is a 3rd camara on smart phones now on the bottom edge looking down

Eye c u!

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#726860 — Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.

On Mon, 11 Feb 2019 18:49:46 -0800 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:

>Greg:
>> My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything. 
>
>Really ? !  What words have you taught it ?
>
>> When I'm texting I can just speak and ramble
>> on and it gets it pretty much 100% correct every time. 
>
>What does it type when you say:
>
>  Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.

It typed: 

Jeff Bezos sent me another f****** dick pic

-- 

Everybødy here likes Yøurs Truly, 
Gregøry Hall - Bømbastic Løudmøuth øf the Søuth

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#726888 — Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate!  In article <2jl56eldcd5845u8dlusef7l32vrh13u9b@4ax.com>, 
greghall@yacht_maester.fake says...


¤ 
¤ On Mon, 11 Feb 2019 18:49:46 -0800 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:
¤ 
¤ >Greg:
¤ >> My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything. 
¤ >
¤ >Really ? !  What words have you taught it ?
¤ >
¤ >> When I'm texting I can just speak and ramble
¤ >> on and it gets it pretty much 100% correct every time. 
¤ >
¤ >What does it type when you say:
¤ >
¤ >  Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic.
¤ 
¤ It typed: 
¤ 
¤ Jeff Bezos sent me another f****** dick pic

Jeff Bezos VS Anthony Weiner... who's "bigger"?

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They 'trust me' ... dumb fucks."  -Mark Zuckerberg

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 way I live my life."    -Mark Zuckerberg

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#726942 — Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ?

Greg:
> > > My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything. 
> 
> It typed:  Jeff Bezos sent me another f****** dick pic

Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ?
Why don't you teach it "fucking" ?

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#726950 — Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ?

On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 14:41:48 -0800 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:

>Greg:
>> > > My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything. 
>> 
>> It typed:  Jeff Bezos sent me another f****** dick pic
>
>Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ?
>Why don't you teach it "fucking" ?

It has a decency filter engaged.
You don't really teach Google Speech anything.
You just talk and it transcribes. 

I guess it knew dick pic was a penis pic
and not a picture of a fellow named Dick.
Probably knows Bezos is gay.  LOL!

-- 

Everybødy here likes Yøurs Truly, 
Gregøry Hall - Bømbastic Løudmøuth øf the Søuth

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#726951 — Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ?

On 2019-02-12 4:25 p.m., Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 14:41:48 -0800 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:
> 
>> Greg:
>>>>> My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything.
>>>
>>> It typed:  Jeff Bezos sent me another f****** dick pic
>>
>> Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ?
>> Why don't you teach it "fucking" ?
> 
> It has a decency filter engaged.
> You don't really teach Google Speech anything.
> You just talk and it transcribes.
> 
> I guess it knew dick pic was a penis pic
> and not a picture of a fellow named Dick.
> Probably knows Bezos is gay.  LOL!
> 
and you're really old

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#726956 — Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.

Greg:
> > > > > My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything. 
> > > 
> > > It typed:  Jeff Bezos sent me another f****** dick pic
> >
> It has a decency filter engaged.
> You don't really teach Google Speech anything.

This was my point, your "smart" phone ain't so smart.
When I say "fucking" my PC types "fucking", not "f******".

I backup my profile ( my vocabulary ), it's called "Relf_Speak".
Nuance Dragon NaturallySpeaking 15.

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#726962 — Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.

On Tue, 12 Feb 2019, Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:

<...>

>This was my point, your "smart" phone ain't so smart.
>When I say "fucking" my PC types "fucking", not "f******".
>
>I backup my profile ( my vocabulary ), it's called "Relf_Speak".
>Nuance Dragon NaturallySpeaking 15.

Dragon is obsolete software. Google Speech is way,
way better. Only needs to be trained by reading
three sentences so it knows one's speech patterns.

F****** can be changed to "fucking" and all other 
profanity can be engaged in settings by doing away
with profanity filters. Being a cultured fellow, myself,
and texting with females from time to time, it is better
to not offend their sensibilities. Increases chances of 
getting a date and a piece of a** which is much better
than a Tenga jack-off machine.

-- 

Everybødy here likes Yøurs Truly, 
Gregøry Hall - Bømbastic Løudmøuth øf the Søuth

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#726970 — I'm inoculated against women and money.

Greg:
> Google Speech is way, way better.  profanity can be 
> engaged in settings by doing away with profanity filters.

Have you tried this ?  I doubt it works.

> getting a piece of a** is much better than a Tenga jack-off machine.

There's no batteries, I don't plug it in.

  Happiness is an empty bladder.  Jeff-Relf.Me/Urethral.Opening.JPG

  I was forced into retirement at age 28, 1988, when my ex divorced me.
  Ever since, I've been inoculated against both women and money.
  She wanted the Mormon life, which is very expensive ( time and money ).

  USENET (1985) and, later (1995), the Internet, are the only things I need.
  Instead of $$sex, Tenga's "Flip Zero" latches on and won't let go,
  so I can edge for 5+ HOURS, despite distractions; it's better than $$sex.

  And it feels good after nutting too -- so even a 60 year-old man, like me,
  nuts multiple times. Vaseline is my lube. It never leaks; no mess.
  When done: open it up, and lay it on paper towels.

  Once dry, put it back in its case, so it stays clean.
  If this product doesn't take over the world, the world is wrong.

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#726973 — Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate!  In article <5up66e1mf8p8eqtcn7js82hivfbio34o84@4ax.com>, 
greghall@yacht_maester.fake says...


¤ 
¤ On Tue, 12 Feb 2019, Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:
¤ 
¤ <...>
¤ 
¤ >This was my point, your "smart" phone ain't so smart.
¤ >When I say "fucking" my PC types "fucking", not "f******".
¤ >
¤ >I backup my profile ( my vocabulary ), it's called "Relf_Speak".
¤ >Nuance Dragon NaturallySpeaking 15.
¤ 
¤ Dragon is obsolete software. Google Speech is way,
¤ way better. Only needs to be trained by reading
¤ three sentences so it knows one's speech patterns.
¤ 
¤ F****** can be changed to "fucking" and all other 
¤ profanity can be engaged in settings by doing away
¤ with profanity filters. Being a cultured fellow, myself,
¤ and texting with females from time to time, it is better
¤ to not offend their sensibilities. Increases chances of 
¤ getting a date and a piece of a** which is much better
¤ than a Tenga jack-off machine.

What the f*** (fuck) is a Tenga jack-off machine?  Is that something you 
own and use?  I figured you were probably a chronic masturbator, since 
you lack the social skills to get laid by a human of any sex.

-- 
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who feel that life is but a joke."

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kensi."    -Nadegda  
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"People just submitted it ... I don't know why ... 
They 'trust me' ... dumb fucks."  -Mark Zuckerberg

"You can be unethical and still be legal that's the
 way I live my life."    -Mark Zuckerberg

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#726974 — Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.

On 2019-02-12 8:20 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!  In article <5up66e1mf8p8eqtcn7js82hivfbio34o84@4ax.com>,
> greghall@yacht_maester.fake says...
> 
> 
> ¤
> ¤ On Tue, 12 Feb 2019, Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:
> ¤
> ¤ <...>
> ¤
> ¤ >This was my point, your "smart" phone ain't so smart.
> ¤ >When I say "fucking" my PC types "fucking", not "f******".
> ¤ >
> ¤ >I backup my profile ( my vocabulary ), it's called "Relf_Speak".
> ¤ >Nuance Dragon NaturallySpeaking 15.
> ¤
> ¤ Dragon is obsolete software. Google Speech is way,
> ¤ way better. Only needs to be trained by reading
> ¤ three sentences so it knows one's speech patterns.
> ¤
> ¤ F****** can be changed to "fucking" and all other
> ¤ profanity can be engaged in settings by doing away
> ¤ with profanity filters. Being a cultured fellow, myself,
> ¤ and texting with females from time to time, it is better
> ¤ to not offend their sensibilities. Increases chances of
> ¤ getting a date and a piece of a** which is much better
> ¤ than a Tenga jack-off machine.
> 
> What the f*** (fuck) is a Tenga jack-off machine?  Is that something you
> own and use?  I figured you were probably a chronic masturbator, since
> you lack the social skills to get laid by a human of any sex.
> 
oh , you met jeff , he hates me

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#726978 — PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc.

PeeScent:
> jeff hates me

No hate here, sorry. 

I simply prefer more literate company, that's all.

You can't read or write properly, you can't Google, etc.

Are you homeless ?

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#727035 — Re: PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc.

On 2019-02-12 9:03 p.m., Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
> PeeScent:
>> jeff hates me
> 
> No hate here, sorry.
> 
> I simply prefer more literate company, that's all.
> 
> You can't read or write properly, you can't Google, etc.
> 
> Are you homeless ?
> 
and allow me to welcome you to ,
this ain't alt.proper.grammar ,
i write the way i write for ,
the soul purpose of pissing ,
people like you off ,
thanks for the confirmation

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#726996 — Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate!  In article <bvso6v.hle.19.22@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com 
says...


¤ 
¤ On 2019-02-12 8:20 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
¤ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
¤ > Checkmate!  In article <5up66e1mf8p8eqtcn7js82hivfbio34o84@4ax.com>,
¤ > greghall@yacht_maester.fake says...
¤ > 
¤ > 
¤ > ¤
¤ > ¤ On Tue, 12 Feb 2019, Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:
¤ > ¤
¤ > ¤ <...>
¤ > ¤
¤ > ¤ >This was my point, your "smart" phone ain't so smart.
¤ > ¤ >When I say "fucking" my PC types "fucking", not "f******".
¤ > ¤ >
¤ > ¤ >I backup my profile ( my vocabulary ), it's called "Relf_Speak".
¤ > ¤ >Nuance Dragon NaturallySpeaking 15.
¤ > ¤
¤ > ¤ Dragon is obsolete software. Google Speech is way,
¤ > ¤ way better. Only needs to be trained by reading
¤ > ¤ three sentences so it knows one's speech patterns.
¤ > ¤
¤ > ¤ F****** can be changed to "fucking" and all other
¤ > ¤ profanity can be engaged in settings by doing away
¤ > ¤ with profanity filters. Being a cultured fellow, myself,
¤ > ¤ and texting with females from time to time, it is better
¤ > ¤ to not offend their sensibilities. Increases chances of
¤ > ¤ getting a date and a piece of a** which is much better
¤ > ¤ than a Tenga jack-off machine.
¤ > 
¤ > What the f*** (fuck) is a Tenga jack-off machine?  Is that something you
¤ > own and use?  I figured you were probably a chronic masturbator, since
¤ > you lack the social skills to get laid by a human of any sex.
¤ > 
¤ oh , you met jeff , he hates me

I thought Greg was the one with the new toy.

-- 
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all rights reserved 

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Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

Author, Humorist, Cynic
Philosopher, Humanitarian
Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
Usenet Shot-Caller           

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

"There are many here among us, 
who feel that life is but a joke."

"I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as 
kensi."    -Nadegda  
Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me>

"People just submitted it ... I don't know why ... 
They 'trust me' ... dumb fucks."  -Mark Zuckerberg

"You can be unethical and still be legal that's the
 way I live my life."    -Mark Zuckerberg

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#727030 — Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.

On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 19:20:36 -0800, Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>What the f*** (fuck) is a Tenga jack-off machine?  Is that something you 
>own and use?  I figured you were probably a chronic masturbator, since 
>you lack the social skills to get laid by a human of any sex.

Relf is the expert on the Tenga Flip Zero (0), not me.
I've never even saw one. He claims it clamps on and 
doesn't let go and gives him multiple orgasms over a
five-hour time period.  Like I actually believe that 
shit. 

-- 

Everybødy here likes Yøurs Truly, 
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