Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.

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Subject	Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.
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Date	2018-04-09 16:06 -0700

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> > > > > One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
> > > > > ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> 
> Statue-of-David-Dick is actually a high-class insult.
> You missed it.

I met her at a bar, when she first turned 21, 1989.
We lived together in a fancy apartment, on Queen Anne,
up the hill from the Pier 86 Grain Complex, Elliott Bay.

She was a culinary student, working for a fancy restaurant,
downtown Seattle, near Market Place; I ate good then.

At the time, I was ultra buff, low fat... like David.
She mentioned the statue --- not the dick --
with _great_ enthusiasm; she wasn't joking.

Her girl friends said I was too good looking.
I cheated on her; I was in high demand, then.

Men care about length, and women humor them;
in reality, they want normal dicks, like mine;
big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.

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Simply The Best. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-04-05 00:51 -0700
  Re: Simply The Best. Steve BH <sbharris@gmail.com> - 2018-04-09 15:13 -0700
    Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-04-09 16:06 -0700

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