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Simply The Best.

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  Simply The Best. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-04-05 00:51 -0700
    Re: Simply The Best. Steve BH <sbharris@gmail.com> - 2018-04-09 15:13 -0700
      Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-04-09 16:06 -0700

#680005 — Simply The Best.

FromJeff-Relf.Me @.
Date2018-04-05 00:51 -0700
SubjectSimply The Best.
Message-ID<Jeff-Relf.Me@Apr.5--0.51am.Seattle.2018>
> > > One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
> > > ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> > > 
> > > Another made flying motions, with her hand,
> > > saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
> 
> Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
> his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
> wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.

No, it was like this, I swear ( 86 Megs ):

  Jeff-Relf.Me/Simply.The.Best--Schitts.Creek.s04e09.MP4

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#680522

FromSteve BH <sbharris@gmail.com>
Date2018-04-09 15:13 -0700
Message-ID<45d656dd-5bcb-4dc9-a2b2-efc9d5005f4b@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#680005
On Thursday, April 5, 2018 at 12:51:43 AM UTC-7, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:
> > > > One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
> > > > ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> > > > 
> > > > Another made flying motions, with her hand,
> > > > saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
> > 
> > Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
> > his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
> > wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.
> 
> No, it was like this, I swear ( 86 Megs ):
> 
>   Jeff-Relf.Me/Simply.The.Best--Schitts.Creek.s04e09.MP4

Statue-of-David-Dick is actually a high-class insult. You missed it.

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#680534 — Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.

FromJeff-Relf.Me @.
Date2018-04-09 16:06 -0700
SubjectBig, stretched out girls need girth, not length.
Message-ID<Jeff-Relf.Me@Apr.9--4.06pm.Seattle.2018>
In reply to#680522
> > > > > One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
> > > > > ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> 
> Statue-of-David-Dick is actually a high-class insult.
> You missed it.

I met her at a bar, when she first turned 21, 1989.
We lived together in a fancy apartment, on Queen Anne,
up the hill from the Pier 86 Grain Complex, Elliott Bay.

She was a culinary student, working for a fancy restaurant,
downtown Seattle, near Market Place; I ate good then.

At the time, I was ultra buff, low fat... like David.
She mentioned the statue --- not the dick --
with _great_ enthusiasm; she wasn't joking.

Her girl friends said I was too good looking.
I cheated on her; I was in high demand, then.

Men care about length, and women humor them;
in reality, they want normal dicks, like mine;
big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.

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