Path: csiph.com!xmission!news.snarked.org!border2.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!post01.iad!fx12.iad.POSTED!not-for-mail Content-Type: Text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit From: Jeff-Relf.Me @. Message-ID: References: <45d656dd-5bcb-4dc9-a2b2-efc9d5005f4b@googlegroups.com> Newsgroups: sci.physics,comp.os.linux.advocacy Subject: Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length. User-Agent: Jeff-Relf.Me/X.HTM Lines: 23 X-Complaints-To: abuse@usenet-news.net NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 09 Apr 2018 23:06:10 UTC Organization: usenet-news.net Date: Mon, 09 Apr 2018 16:06:11 -0700 (Seattle) X-Received-Bytes: 1633 X-Received-Body-CRC: 1452621313 X-Original-Bytes: 1571 Xref: csiph.com sci.physics:680534 comp.os.linux.advocacy:448084 > > > > > One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick > > > > > ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ). > > Statue-of-David-Dick is actually a high-class insult. > You missed it. I met her at a bar, when she first turned 21, 1989. We lived together in a fancy apartment, on Queen Anne, up the hill from the Pier 86 Grain Complex, Elliott Bay. She was a culinary student, working for a fancy restaurant, downtown Seattle, near Market Place; I ate good then. At the time, I was ultra buff, low fat... like David. She mentioned the statue --- not the dick -- with _great_ enthusiasm; she wasn't joking. Her girl friends said I was too good looking. I cheated on her; I was in high demand, then. Men care about length, and women humor them; in reality, they want normal dicks, like mine; big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.