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Re: Planetary Protection Officer

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MaryK wrote:
> 
> On 8/5/2017 9:19 AM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
> > MaryK wrote:
> >
> >> On 8/5/2017 5:09 AM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
> >>> MaryK wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> remember HEPA only gets 99.97% of particals, so if you have 10,000,000
> >>>> particals per cubic inch, after a HEPA filter you now have 3,000
> >>>> floating around in your IC chip clean room.
> >>>
> >>> That must be at best dust and impurities, not life. In which case you
> >>> have to redefine life to match your stupidity. As a minimum, life has
> >>> to be a Functional Cell.
> >>>
> >> life is smaller than you think it is, google "bacteria"
> >> Extra Credit: how small is the smallest life ?  (in microns)
> >
> > Can't you read, friend. A functional cell is life, it must be. A virus
> > however is NOT. Pay attention, you are attempting mixing shit together.
> >
> 
> you fail extra credit, you get an F
> 
> Porcine circovirus is 17nm!
> 
> More extra credit:
> 
> so if your spacecraft has surface area of 600 m^2 how many Porcine
> circovirus can you put on it ??
> 
> hint 600/(0.0000000017) = ?
> 
> Super Extra Credit Problem;
> 
> if you are 99.999999% effective in removing Porcine circovirus from
> spacecraft in 'more extra credit' above, how may are left on spacecraft
> to infect planet ?


"to infect planet"???? Maybe you don't understand...*The Purpose of Life*!


The Purpose of Life *is to* "infect planets"!


Nature wishes that all planets get infected with Life.


So, it gives earth a cold..

and the cold wishes to find a host..

another...planet.

It propels the cold
like sneezing
and the other
planets
catches the cold.

Yous are the cold.


Nature does not want or need a
Planetary Protection Officer.


It goes against all common sense.

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    Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 14:00 +1000
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        Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 17:14 +1000
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Serg io <invalid@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 11:35 -0500
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                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 18:41 -0500
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                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:49 +0200
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            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:26 +1000
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                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-06 15:05 +1000
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 17:36 +0000
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:22 +1000
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                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 15:16 +0000
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            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:30 +1000
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