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Re: Planetary Protection Officer

Message-ID <598563E4.1DEB@ix.netcom.com> (permalink)
Date 2017-08-04 23:21 -0700
From The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups sci.physics, sci.physics.relativity, rec.arts.sf.written, alt.astronomy
Subject Re: Planetary Protection Officer
References (5 earlier) <59836639.3CD4@ix.netcom.com> <om0g4i$3bd$1@dont-email.me> <766ad60e-ab1e-4d0d-a0fb-cdc4bd567a9a@googlegroups.com> <5983EEF5.EDF@ix.netcom.com> <om1t1m$r36$1@dont-email.me>

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Bast wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> > Arc Michael wrote:
> >>
> >> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
> >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
> >>>>>>>> Aliens
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "What do you do?"
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
> >>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
> >>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist).
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
> >>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> >>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> >>>>>
> >>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> >>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> >>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> >>>>>
> >>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
> >>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> She's got that look in her eye..
> >>>>
> >>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> you know..that glaze look..
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
> >>> apartment
> >>
> >> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
> >
> > Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
> > she was put on earth to feed them.
> 
> Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
> Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
> They knew that cats were superior


Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.

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Planetary Protection Officer  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:29 -0700
  Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:34 -0700
    Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:47 -0700
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            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 11:11 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-03 20:50 -0400
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 20:50 -0700
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-04 09:36 -0400
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:21 -0700
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-05 04:37 -0400
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 14:48 -0700
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            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 10:16 -0700
    Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 14:00 +1000
      Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 00:07 -0700
        Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 17:14 +1000
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Serg io <invalid@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 11:35 -0500
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 17:12 +0000
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Serg io <invalid@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 12:51 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 18:39 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 18:41 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:18 -0700
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 10:09 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 09:08 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 14:19 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 10:46 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 15:51 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 09:41 -0700
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:49 +0200
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:23 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:26 +1000
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 10:55 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:58 +0200
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2017-08-05 21:16 -0400
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-06 15:05 +1000
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 17:36 +0000
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:22 +1000
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 11:37 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 21:56 +1000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 09:11 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 15:16 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 11:05 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:53 +0200
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Ustine Bertrand <ufu@ywwerw.su> - 2017-08-06 09:33 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 13:38 +0200
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 10:04 -0700
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:15 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:30 +1000
  Nine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 13:28 -0700
    Re: Nine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 18:23 -0700

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