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Re: Priority one: What do they want?

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Rgiose wrote:
> 
> On 9/8/2016 2:01 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > I understand that
> > Priority one: What do they want?
> > and
> > Where are they from?
> >
> > is what they want to know
> > about aliens from other planets
> > who...arrive here.
> >
> >
> > I thought everyone is looking for water?
> >
> >
> > Aliens from other plantes
> > come here and you ask...
> > "What do you want?"
> >
> > and they say, "We're looking for water, what the fuck do you're looking for???"
> >
> >
> > and NASA tells them, "We're looking for life on other planets."
> >
> >
> > and the aliens respond, "Well, you fuckin found it, now where is your fuckin water???"
> >
> >
> > NASA seys, "Where are you from?"
> >
> >
> > Aliens: "WHAT FUCKIN BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS, MOTHERFUCKER????"
> >
> 
> Aliens speak old english from the 50's, they learned it by watching our
> TV signals from 66 light years away.
> 
> They want to be Surfers, but they dont fit the surfboards, silly fools.


If that is the case....they would be speaking German, isn't that
correct???

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Priority one: What do they want?  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-08 12:01 -0700
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