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Priority one: What do they want?

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  Priority one: What do they want?  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-08 12:01 -0700
    Re: Priority one: What do they want? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-08 17:02 -0700

#391806 — Priority one: What do they want?

I understand that 
Priority one: What do they want? 
and 
Where are they from?

is what they want to know
about aliens from other planets
who...arrive here.


I thought everyone is looking for water?


Aliens from other plantes
come here and you ask...
"What do you want?"

and they say, "We're looking for water, what the fuck do you're looking for???"


and NASA tells them, "We're looking for life on other planets."


and the aliens respond, "Well, you fuckin found it, now where is your fuckin water???"


NASA seys, "Where are you from?"


Aliens: "WHAT FUCKIN BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS, MOTHERFUCKER????"

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#391825

Rgiose wrote:
> 
> On 9/8/2016 2:01 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > I understand that
> > Priority one: What do they want?
> > and
> > Where are they from?
> >
> > is what they want to know
> > about aliens from other planets
> > who...arrive here.
> >
> >
> > I thought everyone is looking for water?
> >
> >
> > Aliens from other plantes
> > come here and you ask...
> > "What do you want?"
> >
> > and they say, "We're looking for water, what the fuck do you're looking for???"
> >
> >
> > and NASA tells them, "We're looking for life on other planets."
> >
> >
> > and the aliens respond, "Well, you fuckin found it, now where is your fuckin water???"
> >
> >
> > NASA seys, "Where are you from?"
> >
> >
> > Aliens: "WHAT FUCKIN BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS, MOTHERFUCKER????"
> >
> 
> Aliens speak old english from the 50's, they learned it by watching our
> TV signals from 66 light years away.
> 
> They want to be Surfers, but they dont fit the surfboards, silly fools.


If that is the case....they would be speaking German, isn't that
correct???

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