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Re: Priority one: What do they want?

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On 9/8/2016 2:01 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> I understand that
> Priority one: What do they want?
> and
> Where are they from?
>
> is what they want to know
> about aliens from other planets
> who...arrive here.
>
>
> I thought everyone is looking for water?
>
>
> Aliens from other plantes
> come here and you ask...
> "What do you want?"
>
> and they say, "We're looking for water, what the fuck do you're looking for???"
>
>
> and NASA tells them, "We're looking for life on other planets."
>
>
> and the aliens respond, "Well, you fuckin found it, now where is your fuckin water???"
>
>
> NASA seys, "Where are you from?"
>
>
> Aliens: "WHAT FUCKIN BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS, MOTHERFUCKER????"
>

Aliens speak old english from the 50's, they learned it by watching our 
TV signals from 66 light years away.

They want to be Surfers, but they dont fit the surfboards, silly fools.

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Priority one: What do they want?  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-08 12:01 -0700
  Re: Priority one: What do they want? Rgiose <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-09-08 15:21 -0500
    Re: Priority one: What do they want? djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-08 23:07 +0000
      Re: Priority one: What do they want? benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-09-08 19:53 -0400
        Re: Priority one: What do they want? djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-09 03:26 +0000
          Re: Priority one: What do they want? Kevrob <kevrob@my-deja.com> - 2016-09-08 21:06 -0700
            Re: Priority one: What do they want? Cryptoengineer <treifamily@gmail.com> - 2016-09-10 10:17 -0500
              Re: Priority one: What do they want? Kevrob <kevrob@my-deja.com> - 2016-09-10 08:41 -0700
                Re: Priority one: What do they want? "Michael F. Stemper" <michael.stemper@gmail.com> - 2016-09-10 11:50 -0500
                Re: Priority one: What do they want? Kevrob <kevrob@my-deja.com> - 2016-09-10 16:38 -0700
                Re: Priority one: What do they want? djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-11 00:39 +0000
                Re: Priority one: What do they want? Robert Carnegie <rja.carnegie@excite.com> - 2016-09-10 22:12 -0700
      Re: Priority one: What do they want? Kevrob <kevrob@my-deja.com> - 2016-09-08 18:51 -0700
    Re: Priority one: What do they want? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-08 17:02 -0700

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