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  Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK "Mike Moore" <mike.moore@dnc.org> - 2019-12-03 16:57 +0100
    Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK Just Wondering <JW@jw.com> - 2019-12-03 11:24 -0700
      Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK "michael_bean@yahoo.com" <michael_bean@yahoo.com> - 2019-12-05 06:56 +0000

#30 — Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK

In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscuup0h9bepo932meiae@4ax.com>
Klaus  Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> wrote:
>
> https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK
>
> LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
> tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
> attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
> weapons.
>
> Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous
> surrender bins immediately.
>
> "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
> Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK
> cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage
> these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just
> trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by
> giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."

Shameful, simply shameful.  The nerve of those Brits practicing 
any sort of self-preservation.

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#31

On 12/3/2019 8:57 AM, Mike Moore wrote:
> In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscuup0h9bepo932meiae@4ax.com>
> Klaus  Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> wrote:
>>
>> https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK
>>
>> LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
>> tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
>> attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
>> weapons.
>>
>> Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous
>> surrender bins immediately.
>>
>> "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
>> Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK
>> cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage
>> these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just
>> trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by
>> giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."
> 
> Shameful, simply shameful.  The nerve of those Brits practicing
> any sort of self-preservation.

Parliament should enact some narwhal tusk laws.  That will
surely put a stop to this sort of thing.

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#32

On 03 Dec 2019, Just Wondering <JW@jw.com> posted some
news:sLxFF.30174$rA7.8777@fx20.iad: 

> On 12/3/2019 8:57 AM, Mike Moore wrote:
>> In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscuup0h9bepo932meiae@4ax.com>
>> Klaus  Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-thr
>>> oughout-UK 
>>>
>>> LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
>>> tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
>>> attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
>>> weapons.
>>>
>>> Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the
>>> anonymous surrender bins immediately.
>>>
>>> "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
>>> Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other
>>> UK cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the
>>> damage these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace
>>> is just trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London
>>> safe again by giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."
>> 
>> Shameful, simply shameful.  The nerve of those Brits practicing
>> any sort of self-preservation.
> 
> Parliament should enact some narwhal tusk laws.  That will
> surely put a stop to this sort of thing.

Absolutely.  And close any pubs that refuse to comply.

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