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| Subject | Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | talk.politics.guns, uk.politics.misc, rec.knives, alt.solipsism, uk.current-events.terrorism |
| References | <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscuup0h9bepo932meiae@4ax.com> <ebb62267cfe083e5fc2ea80ce44cdc42@dizum.com> |
| From | Just Wondering <JW@jw.com> |
| Message-ID | <sLxFF.30174$rA7.8777@fx20.iad> (permalink) |
| Organization | usenet-news.net |
| Date | 2019-12-03 11:24 -0700 |
Cross-posted to 5 groups.
On 12/3/2019 8:57 AM, Mike Moore wrote: > In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscuup0h9bepo932meiae@4ax.com> > Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> wrote: >> >> https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK >> >> LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal >> tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen >> attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly >> weapons. >> >> Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous >> surrender bins immediately. >> >> "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner >> Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK >> cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage >> these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just >> trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by >> giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government." > > Shameful, simply shameful. The nerve of those Brits practicing > any sort of self-preservation. Parliament should enact some narwhal tusk laws. That will surely put a stop to this sort of thing.
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Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> - 2019-12-02 11:50 -0800
Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK "Mike Moore" <mike.moore@dnc.org> - 2019-12-03 16:57 +0100
Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK Just Wondering <JW@jw.com> - 2019-12-03 11:24 -0700
Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK "michael_bean@yahoo.com" <michael_bean@yahoo.com> - 2019-12-05 06:56 +0000
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