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Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK

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In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscuup0h9bepo932meiae@4ax.com>
Klaus  Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> wrote:
>
> https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK
>
> LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
> tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
> attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
> weapons.
>
> Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous
> surrender bins immediately.
>
> "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
> Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK
> cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage
> these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just
> trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by
> giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."

Shameful, simply shameful.  The nerve of those Brits practicing 
any sort of self-preservation.

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Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK Klaus  Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> - 2019-12-02 11:50 -0800
  Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK "Mike Moore" <mike.moore@dnc.org> - 2019-12-03 16:57 +0100
    Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK Just Wondering <JW@jw.com> - 2019-12-03 11:24 -0700
      Re: Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK "michael_bean@yahoo.com" <michael_bean@yahoo.com> - 2019-12-05 06:56 +0000

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