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| Started by | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| First post | 2015-10-31 05:04 +0100 |
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Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-10-31 05:04 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-01 23:25 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 05:30 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 05:47 +0100
Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-02 23:17 -0800
Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 17:14 -0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 07:05 +0100
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-24 07:05 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-24 07:28 -0700
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-24 18:04 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 00:10 +0800
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-25 12:17 -0400
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 00:59 +0800
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-25 13:04 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-25 19:06 -0700
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-25 18:08 +0100
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-25 13:22 -0400
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 07:39 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 15:03 +0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 18:24 +0100
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-26 11:49 -0600
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 13:12 -0700
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-26 07:23 -0600
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 10:11 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 01:57 +0800
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-25 19:12 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 13:12 +0800
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-25 22:28 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 14:48 +0800
Re: Check it out. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-27 14:22 +0000
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-28 04:14 +0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 06:58 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 14:54 +0800
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 00:50 -0700
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 09:19 +0000
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 10:10 -0700
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 18:24 +0000
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 17:56 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 07:04 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 15:00 +0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 16:54 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 00:54 +0800
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 10:15 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 01:50 +0800
Re: Check it out. mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2016-03-26 13:58 -0400
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 18:56 +0000
Re: Check it out. mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2016-03-26 16:07 -0400
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-27 08:41 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 06:13 +0200
Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-03-26 21:31 -0700
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 00:52 -0400
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 07:56 +0200
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 02:14 -0400
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 17:36 +0200
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 10:44 -0600
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-28 07:42 +0200
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 02:47 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-28 01:25 -0700
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-28 18:32 +0200
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 13:13 -0600
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-28 16:29 -0700
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-29 07:24 +0100
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-29 08:14 -0700
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-29 17:04 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-29 14:36 -0700
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 05:30 -0600
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 07:06 +0200
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 13:55 +0800
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 02:14 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 00:22 -0700
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 00:21 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 18:20 +0800
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 06:45 -0600
Re: Check it out. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-03-27 11:02 -0500
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 17:36 +0200
Re: Check it out. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-28 07:10 +0000
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 04:32 -0600
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-27 11:35 +0100
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 11:32 -0700
Re: Check it out. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-27 23:04 +0000
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 19:30 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 13:17 +0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 18:39 +0200
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 11:11 -0600
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-28 04:03 +0800
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-27 21:34 +0100
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 01:45 -0400
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2015-10-31 05:04 +0100 |
| Subject | Re: Check it out. |
| Message-ID | <117f1ba675be470f2a887233e6366fcb@dizum.com> |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5, in <news:n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> did
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
> Sold the '62
>
> Just got done with the '64
>
> Convertible, black top. Pristine. 77K original miles. ALL original.
> 390/auto.
>
> Would eat Checky's MG for breakfast in a 1/4 mile :-)
>
> Difference being ... Unlike Fakey's Lotus ... THIS car is real.
Oh, absolutely. The Giant Killer is imaginary, no doubt about it.
<http://i.imgur.com/gAwOsJh.png>
And that's all yer gettin'.
She's up to 492 RWHP on the Granatelli dyno with no nitrous. I'm
thinking of renaming her the Chimpy Crusher.
<snicker>
> 17K if yer interested.
>
> http://postimg.org/image/pn0ciwu97/
I wonder if Chimpy will ever make good on his challenge to race for
pink slips. Nah, he'll run away. Again.
<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2015-11-01 23:25 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <57fbfe661fa7c11a2850df3089c29faf@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #52696 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in
<news:MPG.30a00c4f1efdc16f98b481@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> In article <l9cc3bhebceifckvrl6307j8a11qiavtel@4ax.com>,
> Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing
> Wife-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
> High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum (aka
> Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58,
> Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW
> #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> says...
>> On Sat, 31 Oct 2015 05:04:52 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>>
>>> Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5, in <news:n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> did
>>> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>>>> Sold the '62
>>>>
>>>> Just got done with the '64
>>>>
>>>> Convertible, black top. Pristine. 77K original miles. ALL original.
>>>> 390/auto.
>>>>
>>>> Would eat Checky's MG for breakfast in a 1/4 mile :-)
>>>>
>>>> Difference being ... Unlike Fakey's Lotus ... THIS car is real.
>>> Oh, absolutely. The Giant Killer is imaginary, no doubt about it.
>>>
>>> <http://i.imgur.com/gAwOsJh.png>
>>>
>>> And that's all yer gettin'.
>>>
>>> She's up to 492 RWHP on the Granatelli dyno with no nitrous. I'm
>>> thinking of renaming her the Chimpy Crusher.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>>>> 17K if yer interested.
>>>>
>>>> http://postimg.org/image/pn0ciwu97/
>>> I wonder if Chimpy will ever make good on his challenge to race for
>>> pink slips. Nah, he'll run away. Again.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>> Like you did?
MIDs or you're a lying pissbum. LOL
> Yup. I invited him to come to Washington and put his money where his
> mouth was, but he apparently already had a cock in there.
You made the challenge, you cowardly turd, the onus is upon you to
travel to make good on it.
So air up your Walmart tires, gas up with 87 octane, throw your
4-foot-long 6-inch diameter squirming diesel-turbo strap-on dildo with
jackhammer attachment and your Antonio Banderas blow-up love doll in
the trunk, twist the crank on the front of your shitty British
fagmobile to get her started, wait for the clattering to die down and
hope to gawd she doesn't backfire and belch flames up through her
carburetor, buckle yourself in with your single lap belt, slip it into
first and ease out gently on the clutch so as not to kill that
underpowered 50 year old piece of shit engine, and get to
rattle-wheezing your way southward, Chimpy. Pray it doesn't rain or
the electricals will short out and strand you by the side of the road.
Take plenty of extra oil... a quart every 1000 miles, right? LOL
Your failure to do so stands as your tacit admission of defeat.
Meanwhile, my fire-breathing direct-injected twin-turbo
nitrous-boosted 492 RWHP monster with more than double the
power-to-weight ratio of your clownmobile will be waiting. As will the
car crusher.
<snicker>
Remember your last meltdown over this?
Message-ID: <ef2309b8fe0ac0c91a0d8524546b957a@dizum.com>
========================================================
I ran a best 9.567 ET at 142.626 MPH. It's a good thing it wasn't open
street legal racing, and instead was club racing... they have a
minimum 10 second ET rule for open street legal racing. I'd have been
red-flagged. I could shave a bit more off in my '0 MPH racing'... I
don't race often enough to perfect my reaction time.
Message-ID: <l9o07e$ldc$2@news.mixmin.net>
Of course, Chimpy melted down badly over the incident.
He starts melting down:
MID: <l9t90u$4rc$3@news.mixmin.net>
But puts a screeching halt to that by preparing to run away to Teh
Flonk, using a whinging "this place is boring" mewl to cover up his
getting spanked out of AUK. He fake-plonks everyone who's pointing out
that he's a deluded retard, later responding to them and uncovering
just what a kook he is:
MID: <l9tgp9$ebj$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9tmkc$kjc$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9utte$1rb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9uttd$1rb$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9uttd$1rc$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9uttg$1rb$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9utti$1rb$4@news.mixmin.net>
But he still manages to burble out a bit of froth before he runs away
to the arms of the admitted gay man who's offered to save him from his
predicament by "inviting" him to Teh Flonk... conveniently right at
the time that Chimpy's getting spanked hardest:
MID: <l9utth$1rc$3@news.mixmin.net>
And then the coward is gone to Teh Flonk, snuggled safely in the warm
embrace of the gay man who played the part of his savior:
MID: <l9uvg2$49u$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9utte$1rb$2@news.mixmin.net>
Date: Tue, 31 Dec 2013 17:12:15 +0000 (UTC)
"I'm getting tired of this cesspool anyway, and my work here is
pretty-much done."
The parting words of a spankard. Of course, just as all kooks do, he
announced his departure, and was back in a short while.
<snicker>
Chimpy proclaims 'victolly' despite him being the one who melted down,
frothed in the wee hours, socked up, lied, cried, fake-plonked
everyone pointing out he was being a retard, desperately clung to his
faggoty belief that a picture of a vagina was actually a guy's balls
and asshole, and the delusion that the track I race at is closed. So
he gets spanked out of Teh Flonk and back into AUK for further
humiliation. By now, he's reduced to cut-n-paste screeding, and
posting tribute love videos to his Usenet Lord and Master:
MID: <laaqg9$7ci$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqgf$7cj$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqgl$7ci$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqgs$7cj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqh4$7ci$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqhe$7cj$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqhn$7ci$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqhu$7cj$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqia$7ci$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqii$7cj$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqj2$7ci$7@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqjl$7cj$7@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqmk$7cj$8@news.mixmin.net>
Chimpy starts bleating out his butthurt even louder, in a top-posted
1:40 AM screed spammed to 12 groups that got him dumped in the spam
bin at both E-S and Mixmin... while fucking up the Newsgroups: line
because he was so flustered from receiving continual spankage:
MID: <lacomr$ljo$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lacpig$mm8$1@news.mixmin.net>
And Chimpy runs away (again):
MID: <lac06c$kfq$2@news.mixmin.net>
Chimpy returns in full froth, only to be caught in several lies:
MID: <laegrr$ugi$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laegrc$ugi$2@news.mixmin.net>
Then Chimpy runs away (again):
MID: <laihus$sc5$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laihuk$sc4$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laihua$sc4$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laihtn$sc5$1@news.mixmin.net>
Checkmate can't help but snipe at his Usenet Lord and Master from the
snubbery, as all cowards do. But he's discouraged, defeated, broken...
and making noises like he's gonna give up Usenet for good:
MID: <laqgl2$t26$1@news.mixmin.net>
And to think, I'd told Chimpy two weeks prior about my racing at
Pomona on the 28th... and he only started melting down and doing his
"I have a fast car so I can't be gay!" routine because he'd been
caught repeatedly insisting that a picture of a vagina was actually an
asshole and balls... he's gay like that.
That picture was of Chimpy's lost love that he'd been discussing...
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
so while I posted a picture of a woman and her gaping vagina because
at the time I'd assumed Chimpy had been pursuing a ragged out crack
whore because that'd be the absolute best he could ever hope to
attract, his insistence that the "one who got away" had balls may
actually be true, given his admissions to being uber-gay, as detailed
in his own unedited words in the MIDs in my .sig.
So this whole episode was just Chimpy yet again trying to tell
everyone that he's really, really gay.
<snicker>
========================================================
That's a SPANKY-SPANKY! on Chimpy.
<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2015-11-02 05:30 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <2268f80ae9e8e894a34db50619c9e789@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #52713 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing Wife-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum (aka Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58, Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW #8, in <news:9ied3bdep9d69q439qp72t49a0j4cf9j92@4ax.com> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > On Sun, 1 Nov 2015 23:25:03 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote > Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: >> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> >> >> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot >> Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in >> <news:MPG.30a00c4f1efdc16f98b481@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump >> head first into the wood chipper again: >>> In article <l9cc3bhebceifckvrl6307j8a11qiavtel@4ax.com>, >>> Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing >>> Wife-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist >>> High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum (aka >>> Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58, >>> Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW >>> #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> says... >>>> On Sat, 31 Oct 2015 05:04:52 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote >>>> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: >>>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> >>>>> >>>>> Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5, in <news:n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> did >>>>> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: >>>>>> Sold the '62 >>>>>> >>>>>> Just got done with the '64 >>>>>> >>>>>> Convertible, black top. Pristine. 77K original miles. ALL original. >>>>>> 390/auto. >>>>>> >>>>>> Would eat Checky's MG for breakfast in a 1/4 mile :-) >>>>>> >>>>>> Difference being ... Unlike Fakey's Lotus ... THIS car is real. >>>>> Oh, absolutely. The Giant Killer is imaginary, no doubt about it. >>>>> >>>>> <http://i.imgur.com/gAwOsJh.png> >>>>> >>>>> And that's all yer gettin'. >>>>> >>>>> She's up to 492 RWHP on the Granatelli dyno with no nitrous. I'm >>>>> thinking of renaming her the Chimpy Crusher. >>>>> >>>>> <snicker> >>>>>> 17K if yer interested. >>>>>> >>>>>> http://postimg.org/image/pn0ciwu97/ >>>>> I wonder if Chimpy will ever make good on his challenge to race for >>>>> pink slips. Nah, he'll run away. Again. >>>>> >>>>> <snicker> >>>> Like you did? >> MIDs or you're a lying pissbum. LOL <Lying Pissbum Crickets> LOL >>> Yup. I invited him to come to Washington and put his money where his >>> mouth was, but he apparently already had a cock in there. >> You made the challenge, you cowardly turd, the onus is upon you to >> travel to make good on it. >> >> So air up your Walmart tires, gas up with 87 octane, throw your >> 4-foot-long 6-inch diameter squirming diesel-turbo strap-on dildo with >> jackhammer attachment and your Antonio Banderas blow-up love doll in >> the trunk, twist the crank on the front of your shitty British >> fagmobile to get her started, wait for the clattering to die down and >> hope to gawd she doesn't backfire and belch flames up through her >> carburetor, buckle yourself in with your single lap belt, slip it into >> first and ease out gently on the clutch so as not to kill that >> underpowered 50 year old piece of shit engine, and get to >> rattle-wheezing your way southward, Chimpy. Pray it doesn't rain or >> the electricals will short out and strand you by the side of the road. >> Take plenty of extra oil... a quart every 1000 miles, right? LOL >> >> Your failure to do so stands as your tacit admission of defeat. >> >> Meanwhile, my fire-breathing direct-injected twin-turbo >> nitrous-boosted 492 RWHP monster with more than double the >> power-to-weight ratio of your clownmobile will be waiting. As will the >> car crusher. >> >> <snicker> >> >> Remember your last meltdown over this? >> >> Message-ID: <ef2309b8fe0ac0c91a0d8524546b957a@dizum.com> >> ======================================================== >> I ran a best 9.567 ET at 142.626 MPH. It's a good thing it wasn't open >> street legal racing, and instead was club racing... they have a >> minimum 10 second ET rule for open street legal racing. I'd have been >> red-flagged. I could shave a bit more off in my '0 MPH racing'... I >> don't race often enough to perfect my reaction time. >> >> Message-ID: <l9o07e$ldc$2@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Of course, Chimpy melted down badly over the incident. >> >> He starts melting down: >> MID: <l9t90u$4rc$3@news.mixmin.net> >> >> But puts a screeching halt to that by preparing to run away to Teh >> Flonk, using a whinging "this place is boring" mewl to cover up his >> getting spanked out of AUK. He fake-plonks everyone who's pointing out >> that he's a deluded retard, later responding to them and uncovering >> just what a kook he is: >> MID: <l9tgp9$ebj$1@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9tmkc$kjc$1@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9utte$1rb$2@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9uttd$1rb$1@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9uttd$1rc$1@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9uttg$1rb$3@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9utti$1rb$4@news.mixmin.net> >> >> But he still manages to burble out a bit of froth before he runs away >> to the arms of the admitted gay man who's offered to save him from his >> predicament by "inviting" him to Teh Flonk... conveniently right at >> the time that Chimpy's getting spanked hardest: >> MID: <l9utth$1rc$3@news.mixmin.net> >> >> And then the coward is gone to Teh Flonk, snuggled safely in the warm >> embrace of the gay man who played the part of his savior: >> MID: <l9uvg2$49u$1@news.mixmin.net> >> >> MID: <l9utte$1rb$2@news.mixmin.net> >> Date: Tue, 31 Dec 2013 17:12:15 +0000 (UTC) >> "I'm getting tired of this cesspool anyway, and my work here is >> pretty-much done." >> >> The parting words of a spankard. Of course, just as all kooks do, he >> announced his departure, and was back in a short while. >> >> <snicker> >> >> Chimpy proclaims 'victolly' despite him being the one who melted down, >> frothed in the wee hours, socked up, lied, cried, fake-plonked >> everyone pointing out he was being a retard, desperately clung to his >> faggoty belief that a picture of a vagina was actually a guy's balls >> and asshole, and the delusion that the track I race at is closed. So >> he gets spanked out of Teh Flonk and back into AUK for further >> humiliation. By now, he's reduced to cut-n-paste screeding, and >> posting tribute love videos to his Usenet Lord and Master: >> MID: <laaqg9$7ci$2@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqgf$7cj$2@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqgl$7ci$3@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqgs$7cj$3@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqh4$7ci$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqhe$7cj$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqhn$7ci$5@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqhu$7cj$5@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqia$7ci$6@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqii$7cj$6@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqj2$7ci$7@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqjl$7cj$7@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqmk$7cj$8@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Chimpy starts bleating out his butthurt even louder, in a top-posted >> 1:40 AM screed spammed to 12 groups that got him dumped in the spam >> bin at both E-S and Mixmin... while fucking up the Newsgroups: line >> because he was so flustered from receiving continual spankage: >> MID: <lacomr$ljo$5@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <lacpig$mm8$1@news.mixmin.net> >> >> And Chimpy runs away (again): >> MID: <lac06c$kfq$2@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Chimpy returns in full froth, only to be caught in several lies: >> MID: <laegrr$ugi$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laegrc$ugi$2@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Then Chimpy runs away (again): >> MID: <laihus$sc5$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laihuk$sc4$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laihua$sc4$3@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laihtn$sc5$1@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Checkmate can't help but snipe at his Usenet Lord and Master from the >> snubbery, as all cowards do. But he's discouraged, defeated, broken... >> and making noises like he's gonna give up Usenet for good: >> MID: <laqgl2$t26$1@news.mixmin.net> >> >> And to think, I'd told Chimpy two weeks prior about my racing at >> Pomona on the 28th... and he only started melting down and doing his >> "I have a fast car so I can't be gay!" routine because he'd been >> caught repeatedly insisting that a picture of a vagina was actually an >> asshole and balls... he's gay like that. >> >> That picture was of Chimpy's lost love that he'd been discussing... >> MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com> >> so while I posted a picture of a woman and her gaping vagina because >> at the time I'd assumed Chimpy had been pursuing a ragged out crack >> whore because that'd be the absolute best he could ever hope to >> attract, his insistence that the "one who got away" had balls may >> actually be true, given his admissions to being uber-gay, as detailed >> in his own unedited words in the MIDs in my .sig. >> >> So this whole episode was just Chimpy yet again trying to tell >> everyone that he's really, really gay. >> >> <snicker> >> ======================================================== >> >> That's a SPANKY-SPANKY! on Chimpy. >> >> <snicker> > yer a lier, we need proof. "lier" LOL Illiterate High School Dropout Pissbum, they taught spelling in high school. LOL MIDs above, with Chimpy's own words. All the proof you need. Now you backpedal and goalpost move as you get your ass kicked, then attempt to k'lame your stupidity as "trolling". LOL Meanwhile, I'll be over here GoogleStacking. <snicker> -- Proof that Lamey (aka Skeeter) is Anton Ray Eaks: Message-ID: <kus7dj$bh0$1@news.mixmin.net> <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topicsearchin/alt.usenet.kooks/messageid$3Akus7dj$24bh0$241@news.mixmin.net/alt.usenet.kooks/MLAQo_O73UM> Just say no to drugs and alcohol, kids! <http://bayimg.com/PaPeeaaFn> <--- LOL! <http://bayimg.com/JakEhaAFL> <--- LOL! It's Howdy Doody Time!: <http://bayimg.com/hApflaafn> <--- LOL! The Pissbum Clan: <http://imgur.com/G2cs5zZ> <--- LOL! MID: <81670ab47076fa4432bc62e70914ee31@dizum.com> Thanks for admitting you live in single-wide trailer #58 at the Lamp Lighter Mobile Home Park on Raintree Boulevard in Canon City, Colorado, Pissbum. LOL <https://web.archive.org/web/20150301045717/http://coloradovoters.info/by_number/0005/59023_anton_ray_eaks.html> <https://web.archive.org/web/20150224004840/http://coloradovoters.info/by_address/81212.html> 600 Raintree Blvd. #58 Canon City, CO 81212 Another single-wide? Of course it is... the Lamp Lighter Mobile Home Park only has single-wide trailers. LOL And you get caught in your "I don't do FaceBook" lie again, not to mention your "I'm not Tony Eaks" lie: A drug-addled loserly pissbum wrote: Message-ID: <c30abe10716ad5092ff377450c199bae@dizum.com> "It's dump day today, woke up to fire trucks across the street, seems the house caught fire. What a view I have now...LOL" <https://www.facebook.com/CanonCityDailyRecord?hc_location=timeline> "Tony Eaks - Right across the street from me, Woke up to flames and lights." <https://web.archive.org/web/20150122055700/http://www.canoncitydailyrecord.com/ci_27053304/early-morning-fire-destroys-home-at-lamp-lighter> And before he was a Canon City, CO single-wide trailer-dwelling unemployable pissbum, he was a Fairplay, CO single-wide trailer-dwelling unemployable pissbum. LOL In Fairplay, CO he mooched his mother to an early death... now he's mooching his ultra-ugly transsexual Howdy Doody wife Beverly Jean Johnson-Eaks, who is forced to work two minimum-wage jobs (cashier at Alco, cashier at Dollar Tree) to support Trailer Trash Tony's drug habit. LOL Message-ID: <96a8a62d10d76cd522bcf86bbaef274d@dizum.com> Message-ID: <91a9d7e35f68d22eef5b72f79ef505c0@dizum.com> Unit 66. Trailer Trash Tony is a single-wide pissbum! Bwahahahaaa! ============================================================ Trailer Trash Tony wrote: > Can you prove this single wide trailer thing? Or is it > just another attempt to try and "act" better than me? LOL Yeah, I can now prove "this single wide trailer thing", Trailer Trash Tony. Which by your own admission makes me better than you. LOL So I was right about everything I wrote about you... which makes you a pissbum, Pissbum. LOL <https://web.archive.org/web/20140724093727/http://coloradovoters.info/0005/59023.html> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Anton Ray Eaks was born in 1953 and he registered to vote, giving his address as 21980 HWY 285 UNIT 66, FAIRPLAY, PARK COUNTY, COLORADO 80440. His telephone number is 1-719-477-3574. His voting status is: Active. He is unaffiliated. RESIDENTIAL_ADDRESS: 21980 HWY 285 UNIT 66 RESIDENTIAL_CITY: FAIRPLAY RESIDENTIAL_STATE: CO RESIDENTIAL_ZIP_CODE: 80440 REGISTRATION_DATE: 07/31/2012 BIRTH_YEAR: 1953 PHONE_NUM: 719-477-3574 MAILING_ADDRESS_1: PO BOX 473 MAILING_CITY: FAIRPLAY MAILING_STATE: CO MAILING_ZIP_CODE: 80440 MAILING_ZIP_PLUS: 0473 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ NOTE: That phone number is the Alcoholics Anonymous hot-line at South Park Christian Chapel: <https://web.archive.org/web/20150131161807/http://www.southparkevents.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=48:on-going-activities-for-the-month-&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=54> "Alcoholics Anonymouis meeting 7-8pm at So Pk Christian Chapel 719-477-3574" Trailer Trash Tony is *such* a drunkard that when he registered to vote, he put down the AA DrunkieLine as his phone number! LOL A map of the gravel quarry / junkyard / trailer park where Trailer Trash Tony rented his shitty single-wide trailer for only $675 / month (and still couldn't pay the rent, and got evicted! LOL): <https://www.google.com/maps/place/21980+Hwy+285+%2366,+Fairplay,+CO+80440/@39.2157874,-105.9922529,346m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x876ae8155a400885:0xfb9ff5490348163d> Unit 66: This is a 3 bd/2ba single-wide trailer. <https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.318572058245476.1073741834.131803693588981&type=1&_fb_noscript=1> SPANKY-SPANKY! (tm) <snicker> ============================================================ Lamey (aka Skeeter) the alcoholic wife-beating outer-filthing drug-addict: Message-ID: <lfjfe7$b3t$4@news.mixmin.net> Message-ID: <1b7ef90407a4295786c3f1338e80d553@dizum.com> Message-ID: <c39bc1cce43a9e6860b642e72943f3ce@dizum.com> Message-ID: <ae39676e2ac093e5259ccf8210ecbb25@dizum.com> Trailer Trash Tony makes a multi-pronged confession: MID: <k9m2ca5g26l46qb2t9h05ff87skcjiov1o@4ax.com> "Yup, I can take 4 or 5 percs and roof your house. It's called the paradoxical affect." Pissbum groveled. LOL Pissbum lost. LOL! Message-ID: <lchuas$q96$4@news.mixmin.net> Message-ID: <c92bbbbfefed840db0563eb29f2d6498@dizum.com> Cowardly Pissbum gets caught in lie after lie. LOL! Message-ID: <l0rfde$hv8$2@news.mixmin.net> Message-ID: <l0smsq$fcq$2@news.mixmin.net> Lamey (aka Skeeter) the forger, busted and scrambling for cover like a coward: <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/2oWKmfnSPEA/RE_35HZp8qAJ> <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/2oWKmfnSPEA/-RZxQp6TAe4J> Message-ID: <db92667a7bac368fab1b8ff5085f8b2e@dizum.com> Pissbum gets kicked so hard he's *still* bouncing around Usenet like a SuperBall: ============================================ Message-ID: <kv42gb$vd8$1@news.mixmin.net> <https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=alt.usenet.kooks/ZyzzhJiku3c/Q0c2J9_Jc5YJ> Message-ID: <kuatrj$b2g$1@news.mixmin.net> <https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=alt.usenet.kooks/N91lSABoN2s/JYDwKwwIZn4J> ============================================ Trailer Trash Tony the Single-Wide Trailer-Dwelling Pissbum is driven so insane by my truthiness that he's forced by his psychiatric professional to take Seroquel, a strong anti-psychotic that its maker (Astra Zeneca) only indicates for use in treating schizophrenia and bipolar disorder: ================================================== Lamey (aka Skeeter) admits he now takes Seroquel "to sleep"... it's a prescription medication for the treatment of mania and depression associated with bipolar disease and schizophrenia. I've driven him mad. LOL Pissbum tries to k'lame his doctor-recommended dosage is only half of the smallest tablet Astra Zeneca produces for Seroquel: MID: <3elg2aduthcn6j92jlledhg6sa4ibnbro1@4ax.com>: "Just like seriquil, I take it for sleep at night, 12.5 mg" I shred Pissbum Tony's lies and prove he's gone batty: MID: <0c4a46b95e1b8983104047001ec4e05f@dizum.com> MID: <11715d7d5e802fb4248513f981621812@dizum.com> MID: <3bb2754531e630d89eb7330623ee6281@dizum.com> MID: <8bc988e4842e4338432ad962f84a89d4@dizum.com> ==================================================
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2015-11-02 05:47 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <254433e15ffac0ccb8a22ba594cdcba8@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #52713 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing Wife-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum (aka Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58, Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW #8, in <news:9ied3bdep9d69q439qp72t49a0j4cf9j92@4ax.com> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > On Sun, 1 Nov 2015 23:25:03 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote > Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: >> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> >> >> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot >> Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in >> <news:MPG.30a00c4f1efdc16f98b481@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump >> head first into the wood chipper again: >>> In article <l9cc3bhebceifckvrl6307j8a11qiavtel@4ax.com>, >>> Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing >>> Wife-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist >>> High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum (aka >>> Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58, >>> Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW >>> #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> says... >>>> On Sat, 31 Oct 2015 05:04:52 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote >>>> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: >>>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> >>>>> >>>>> Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5, in <news:n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> did >>>>> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: >>>>>> Sold the '62 >>>>>> >>>>>> Just got done with the '64 >>>>>> >>>>>> Convertible, black top. Pristine. 77K original miles. ALL original. >>>>>> 390/auto. >>>>>> >>>>>> Would eat Checky's MG for breakfast in a 1/4 mile :-) >>>>>> >>>>>> Difference being ... Unlike Fakey's Lotus ... THIS car is real. >>>>> Oh, absolutely. The Giant Killer is imaginary, no doubt about it. >>>>> >>>>> <http://i.imgur.com/gAwOsJh.png> >>>>> >>>>> And that's all yer gettin'. >>>>> >>>>> She's up to 492 RWHP on the Granatelli dyno with no nitrous. I'm >>>>> thinking of renaming her the Chimpy Crusher. >>>>> >>>>> <snicker> >>>>>> 17K if yer interested. >>>>>> >>>>>> http://postimg.org/image/pn0ciwu97/ >>>>> I wonder if Chimpy will ever make good on his challenge to race for >>>>> pink slips. Nah, he'll run away. Again. >>>>> >>>>> <snicker> >>>> Like you did? >> MIDs or you're a lying pissbum. LOL <Lying Pissbum Crickets> LOL >>> Yup. I invited him to come to Washington and put his money where his >>> mouth was, but he apparently already had a cock in there. >> You made the challenge, you cowardly turd, the onus is upon you to >> travel to make good on it. >> >> So air up your Walmart tires, gas up with 87 octane, throw your >> 4-foot-long 6-inch diameter squirming diesel-turbo strap-on dildo with >> jackhammer attachment and your Antonio Banderas blow-up love doll in >> the trunk, twist the crank on the front of your shitty British >> fagmobile to get her started, wait for the clattering to die down and >> hope to gawd she doesn't backfire and belch flames up through her >> carburetor, buckle yourself in with your single lap belt, slip it into >> first and ease out gently on the clutch so as not to kill that >> underpowered 50 year old piece of shit engine, and get to >> rattle-wheezing your way southward, Chimpy. Pray it doesn't rain or >> the electricals will short out and strand you by the side of the road. >> Take plenty of extra oil... a quart every 1000 miles, right? LOL >> >> Your failure to do so stands as your tacit admission of defeat. >> >> Meanwhile, my fire-breathing direct-injected twin-turbo >> nitrous-boosted 492 RWHP monster with more than double the >> power-to-weight ratio of your clownmobile will be waiting. As will the >> car crusher. >> >> <snicker> >> >> Remember your last meltdown over this? >> >> Message-ID: <ef2309b8fe0ac0c91a0d8524546b957a@dizum.com> >> ======================================================== >> I ran a best 9.567 ET at 142.626 MPH. It's a good thing it wasn't open >> street legal racing, and instead was club racing... they have a >> minimum 10 second ET rule for open street legal racing. I'd have been >> red-flagged. I could shave a bit more off in my '0 MPH racing'... I >> don't race often enough to perfect my reaction time. >> >> Message-ID: <l9o07e$ldc$2@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Of course, Chimpy melted down badly over the incident. >> >> He starts melting down: >> MID: <l9t90u$4rc$3@news.mixmin.net> >> >> But puts a screeching halt to that by preparing to run away to Teh >> Flonk, using a whinging "this place is boring" mewl to cover up his >> getting spanked out of AUK. He fake-plonks everyone who's pointing out >> that he's a deluded retard, later responding to them and uncovering >> just what a kook he is: >> MID: <l9tgp9$ebj$1@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9tmkc$kjc$1@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9utte$1rb$2@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9uttd$1rb$1@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9uttd$1rc$1@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9uttg$1rb$3@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <l9utti$1rb$4@news.mixmin.net> >> >> But he still manages to burble out a bit of froth before he runs away >> to the arms of the admitted gay man who's offered to save him from his >> predicament by "inviting" him to Teh Flonk... conveniently right at >> the time that Chimpy's getting spanked hardest: >> MID: <l9utth$1rc$3@news.mixmin.net> >> >> And then the coward is gone to Teh Flonk, snuggled safely in the warm >> embrace of the gay man who played the part of his savior: >> MID: <l9uvg2$49u$1@news.mixmin.net> >> >> MID: <l9utte$1rb$2@news.mixmin.net> >> Date: Tue, 31 Dec 2013 17:12:15 +0000 (UTC) >> "I'm getting tired of this cesspool anyway, and my work here is >> pretty-much done." >> >> The parting words of a spankard. Of course, just as all kooks do, he >> announced his departure, and was back in a short while. >> >> <snicker> >> >> Chimpy proclaims 'victolly' despite him being the one who melted down, >> frothed in the wee hours, socked up, lied, cried, fake-plonked >> everyone pointing out he was being a retard, desperately clung to his >> faggoty belief that a picture of a vagina was actually a guy's balls >> and asshole, and the delusion that the track I race at is closed. So >> he gets spanked out of Teh Flonk and back into AUK for further >> humiliation. By now, he's reduced to cut-n-paste screeding, and >> posting tribute love videos to his Usenet Lord and Master: >> MID: <laaqg9$7ci$2@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqgf$7cj$2@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqgl$7ci$3@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqgs$7cj$3@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqh4$7ci$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqhe$7cj$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqhn$7ci$5@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqhu$7cj$5@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqia$7ci$6@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqii$7cj$6@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqj2$7ci$7@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqjl$7cj$7@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laaqmk$7cj$8@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Chimpy starts bleating out his butthurt even louder, in a top-posted >> 1:40 AM screed spammed to 12 groups that got him dumped in the spam >> bin at both E-S and Mixmin... while fucking up the Newsgroups: line >> because he was so flustered from receiving continual spankage: >> MID: <lacomr$ljo$5@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <lacpig$mm8$1@news.mixmin.net> >> >> And Chimpy runs away (again): >> MID: <lac06c$kfq$2@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Chimpy returns in full froth, only to be caught in several lies: >> MID: <laegrr$ugi$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laegrc$ugi$2@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Then Chimpy runs away (again): >> MID: <laihus$sc5$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laihuk$sc4$4@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laihua$sc4$3@news.mixmin.net> >> MID: <laihtn$sc5$1@news.mixmin.net> >> >> Checkmate can't help but snipe at his Usenet Lord and Master from the >> snubbery, as all cowards do. But he's discouraged, defeated, broken... >> and making noises like he's gonna give up Usenet for good: >> MID: <laqgl2$t26$1@news.mixmin.net> >> >> And to think, I'd told Chimpy two weeks prior about my racing at >> Pomona on the 28th... and he only started melting down and doing his >> "I have a fast car so I can't be gay!" routine because he'd been >> caught repeatedly insisting that a picture of a vagina was actually an >> asshole and balls... he's gay like that. >> >> That picture was of Chimpy's lost love that he'd been discussing... >> MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com> >> so while I posted a picture of a woman and her gaping vagina because >> at the time I'd assumed Chimpy had been pursuing a ragged out crack >> whore because that'd be the absolute best he could ever hope to >> attract, his insistence that the "one who got away" had balls may >> actually be true, given his admissions to being uber-gay, as detailed >> in his own unedited words in the MIDs in my .sig. >> >> So this whole episode was just Chimpy yet again trying to tell >> everyone that he's really, really gay. >> >> <snicker> >> ======================================================== >> >> That's a SPANKY-SPANKY! on Chimpy. >> >> <snicker> > yer a lier, we need proof. "lier" LOL Illiterate High School Dropout Pissbum, they taught spelling in high school. LOL MIDs above, with Chimpy's own words. All the proof you need. Now you backpedal and goalpost move as you get your ass kicked, then attempt to k'lame your stupidity as "trolling". LOL Meanwhile, I'll be over here GoogleStacking. <snicker> -- Proof that Lamey (aka Skeeter) is Anton Ray Eaks: Message-ID: <kus7dj$bh0$1@news.mixmin.net> <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topicsearchin/alt.usenet.kooks/messageid$3Akus7dj$24bh0$241@news.mixmin.net/alt.usenet.kooks/MLAQo_O73UM> Just say no to drugs and alcohol, kids! <http://bayimg.com/PaPeeaaFn> <--- LOL! <http://bayimg.com/JakEhaAFL> <--- LOL! It's Howdy Doody Time!: <http://bayimg.com/hApflaafn> <--- LOL! The Pissbum Clan: <http://imgur.com/G2cs5zZ> <--- LOL! MID: <81670ab47076fa4432bc62e70914ee31@dizum.com> Thanks for admitting you live in single-wide trailer #58 at the Lamp Lighter Mobile Home Park on Raintree Boulevard in Canon City, Colorado, Pissbum. LOL <https://web.archive.org/web/20150301045717/http://coloradovoters.info/by_number/0005/59023_anton_ray_eaks.html> <https://web.archive.org/web/20150224004840/http://coloradovoters.info/by_address/81212.html> 600 Raintree Blvd. #58 Canon City, CO 81212 Another single-wide? Of course it is... the Lamp Lighter Mobile Home Park only has single-wide trailers. LOL And you get caught in your "I don't do FaceBook" lie again, not to mention your "I'm not Tony Eaks" lie: A drug-addled loserly pissbum wrote: Message-ID: <c30abe10716ad5092ff377450c199bae@dizum.com> "It's dump day today, woke up to fire trucks across the street, seems the house caught fire. What a view I have now...LOL" <https://www.facebook.com/CanonCityDailyRecord?hc_location=timeline> "Tony Eaks - Right across the street from me, Woke up to flames and lights." <https://web.archive.org/web/20150122055700/http://www.canoncitydailyrecord.com/ci_27053304/early-morning-fire-destroys-home-at-lamp-lighter> And before he was a Canon City, CO single-wide trailer-dwelling unemployable pissbum, he was a Fairplay, CO single-wide trailer-dwelling unemployable pissbum. LOL In Fairplay, CO he mooched his mother to an early death... now he's mooching his ultra-ugly transsexual Howdy Doody wife Beverly Jean Johnson-Eaks, who is forced to work two minimum-wage jobs (cashier at Alco, cashier at Dollar Tree) to support Trailer Trash Tony's drug habit. LOL Message-ID: <96a8a62d10d76cd522bcf86bbaef274d@dizum.com> Message-ID: <91a9d7e35f68d22eef5b72f79ef505c0@dizum.com> Unit 66. Trailer Trash Tony is a single-wide pissbum! Bwahahahaaa! ============================================================ Trailer Trash Tony wrote: > Can you prove this single wide trailer thing? Or is it > just another attempt to try and "act" better than me? LOL Yeah, I can now prove "this single wide trailer thing", Trailer Trash Tony. Which by your own admission makes me better than you. LOL So I was right about everything I wrote about you... which makes you a pissbum, Pissbum. LOL <https://web.archive.org/web/20140724093727/http://coloradovoters.info/0005/59023.html> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Anton Ray Eaks was born in 1953 and he registered to vote, giving his address as 21980 HWY 285 UNIT 66, FAIRPLAY, PARK COUNTY, COLORADO 80440. His telephone number is 1-719-477-3574. His voting status is: Active. He is unaffiliated. RESIDENTIAL_ADDRESS: 21980 HWY 285 UNIT 66 RESIDENTIAL_CITY: FAIRPLAY RESIDENTIAL_STATE: CO RESIDENTIAL_ZIP_CODE: 80440 REGISTRATION_DATE: 07/31/2012 BIRTH_YEAR: 1953 PHONE_NUM: 719-477-3574 MAILING_ADDRESS_1: PO BOX 473 MAILING_CITY: FAIRPLAY MAILING_STATE: CO MAILING_ZIP_CODE: 80440 MAILING_ZIP_PLUS: 0473 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ NOTE: That phone number is the Alcoholics Anonymous hot-line at South Park Christian Chapel: <https://web.archive.org/web/20150131161807/http://www.southparkevents.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=48:on-going-activities-for-the-month-&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=54> "Alcoholics Anonymouis meeting 7-8pm at So Pk Christian Chapel 719-477-3574" Trailer Trash Tony is *such* a drunkard that when he registered to vote, he put down the AA DrunkieLine as his phone number! LOL A map of the gravel quarry / junkyard / trailer park where Trailer Trash Tony rented his shitty single-wide trailer for only $675 / month (and still couldn't pay the rent, and got evicted! LOL): <https://www.google.com/maps/place/21980+Hwy+285+%2366,+Fairplay,+CO+80440/@39.2157874,-105.9922529,346m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x876ae8155a400885:0xfb9ff5490348163d> Unit 66: This is a 3 bd/2ba single-wide trailer. <https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.318572058245476.1073741834.131803693588981&type=1&_fb_noscript=1> SPANKY-SPANKY! (tm) <snicker> ============================================================ Lamey (aka Skeeter) the alcoholic wife-beating outer-filthing drug-addict: Message-ID: <lfjfe7$b3t$4@news.mixmin.net> Message-ID: <1b7ef90407a4295786c3f1338e80d553@dizum.com> Message-ID: <c39bc1cce43a9e6860b642e72943f3ce@dizum.com> Message-ID: <ae39676e2ac093e5259ccf8210ecbb25@dizum.com> Trailer Trash Tony makes a multi-pronged confession: MID: <k9m2ca5g26l46qb2t9h05ff87skcjiov1o@4ax.com> "Yup, I can take 4 or 5 percs and roof your house. It's called the paradoxical affect." Pissbum groveled. LOL Pissbum lost. LOL! Message-ID: <lchuas$q96$4@news.mixmin.net> Message-ID: <c92bbbbfefed840db0563eb29f2d6498@dizum.com> Cowardly Pissbum gets caught in lie after lie. LOL! Message-ID: <l0rfde$hv8$2@news.mixmin.net> Message-ID: <l0smsq$fcq$2@news.mixmin.net> Lamey (aka Skeeter) the forger, busted and scrambling for cover like a coward: <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/2oWKmfnSPEA/RE_35HZp8qAJ> <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/2oWKmfnSPEA/-RZxQp6TAe4J> Message-ID: <db92667a7bac368fab1b8ff5085f8b2e@dizum.com> Pissbum gets kicked so hard he's *still* bouncing around Usenet like a SuperBall: ============================================ Message-ID: <kv42gb$vd8$1@news.mixmin.net> <https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=alt.usenet.kooks/ZyzzhJiku3c/Q0c2J9_Jc5YJ> Message-ID: <kuatrj$b2g$1@news.mixmin.net> <https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=alt.usenet.kooks/N91lSABoN2s/JYDwKwwIZn4J> ============================================ Trailer Trash Tony the Single-Wide Trailer-Dwelling Pissbum is driven so insane by my truthiness that he's forced by his psychiatric professional to take Seroquel, a strong anti-psychotic that its maker (Astra Zeneca) only indicates for use in treating schizophrenia and bipolar disorder: ================================================== Lamey (aka Skeeter) admits he now takes Seroquel "to sleep"... it's a prescription medication for the treatment of mania and depression associated with bipolar disease and schizophrenia. I've driven him mad. LOL Pissbum tries to k'lame his doctor-recommended dosage is only half of the smallest tablet Astra Zeneca produces for Seroquel: MID: <3elg2aduthcn6j92jlledhg6sa4ibnbro1@4ax.com>: "Just like seriquil, I take it for sleep at night, 12.5 mg" I shred Pissbum Tony's lies and prove he's gone batty: MID: <0c4a46b95e1b8983104047001ec4e05f@dizum.com> MID: <11715d7d5e802fb4248513f981621812@dizum.com> MID: <3bb2754531e630d89eb7330623ee6281@dizum.com> MID: <8bc988e4842e4338432ad962f84a89d4@dizum.com> ==================================================
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2015-11-02 23:17 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.30a1ff639d5d429c98b4e8@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #52713 |
In article <PM0005239BA0BC3A91@Noble-Gas.PK5001Z>,
invalid@invalid.invalid says...
>
> Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> > In article <PM00052392B49FA047@Noble-Gas.PK5001Z>,
> > invalid@invalid.invalid says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
> >> >
> >> > So air up your Walmart tires, gas up with 87 octane, throw your
> >> > 4-foot-long 6-inch diameter squirming diesel-turbo strap-on dildo with
> >> > jackhammer attachment and your Antonio Banderas blow-up love doll in
> >> > the trunk, twist the crank on the front of your shitty British
> >> > fagmobile to get her started, wait for the clattering to die down and
> >> > hope to gawd she doesn't backfire and belch flames up through her
> >> > carburetor, buckle yourself in with your single lap belt, slip it into
> >> > first and ease out gently on the clutch so as not to kill that
> >> > underpowered 50 year old piece of shit engine, and get to
> >> > rattle-wheezing your way southward, Chimpy. Pray it doesn't rain or
> >> > the electricals will short out and strand you by the side of the road.
> >> > Take plenty of extra oil... a quart every 1000 miles, right? LOL
> >> >
> >>
> >> That was fun and grin-able.
> >
> > I think you're the last of the Fakey fans. Nobody else gives a crap.
> >
>
> It's just that it's so funny to me because of my youth...great uncles and
> grand dads and neighbors where it was EXACTLY like that... flames actually
> shooting through the carb and the god-awful racket and tires with zero tread
> and the bucking and heaving and squealing of trying to slip the clutch to get
> the goddamned thing UP the driveway because for some people thought it was
> normal to have a 50 degree driveway and big black areas soaked with oil were
> standard.
So, do you think Fakey was speaking from experience, like some of the
"other" topics he constantly talks about... IYKWIMAITYD <snicker>
There. I primed the pump, so he's likely to spew some more entertaining
gay lames real soon... he's one hungry little swishy fishy!
J <=== BITE ME!
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2015
all rights reserved
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2015-11-01 17:14 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.30a058eaf8aa1ef498b48a@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #52696 |
In article <kmjc3bphk45n1dvn2qjuj95tgfbj2qjjl3@4ax.com>, skeet@invalid.invalid says... > > On Sun, 1 Nov 2015 18:24:33 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote > Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: > > >Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> > > > >Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing > >Wife-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist > >High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum (aka > >Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58, > >Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW > >#8, in <news:l9cc3bhebceifckvrl6307j8a11qiavtel@4ax.com> did thusly > >jump head first into the wood chipper again: > > > >> On Sat, 31 Oct 2015 05:04:52 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote > >> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: > > > >>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> > >>> > >>> Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5, in <news:n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> did > >>> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > > > >>>> Sold the '62 > >>>> > >>>> Just got done with the '64 > >>>> > >>>> Convertible, black top. Pristine. 77K original miles. ALL original. > >>>> 390/auto. > >>>> > >>>> Would eat Checky's MG for breakfast in a 1/4 mile :-) > >>>> > >>>> Difference being ... Unlike Fakey's Lotus ... THIS car is real. > > > >>> Oh, absolutely. The Giant Killer is imaginary, no doubt about it. > >>> > >>> <http://i.imgur.com/gAwOsJh.png> > >>> > >>> And that's all yer gettin'. > >>> > >>> She's up to 492 RWHP on the Granatelli dyno with no nitrous. I'm > >>> thinking of renaming her the Chimpy Crusher. > >>> > >>> <snicker> > > > >>>> 17K if yer interested. > >>>> > >>>> http://postimg.org/image/pn0ciwu97/ > > > >>> I wonder if Chimpy will ever make good on his challenge to race for > >>> pink slips. Nah, he'll run away. Again. > >>> > >>> <snicker> > > > >> Like you did? > > > >You'll be pointing out any time I've ever run away, Pissbum. One thing > >you've learned about me is that I love a good slugfest. I never back > >down. > > > >Pissbum. LOL > > You can't back down , cus you never win. keep trying. What he meant is, no matter how badly he gets his ass kicked, he'll never admit it. BTW, I'm still the one that spanked bit rot out of AUK, destroyed the ko0k vote, and ran Gary and PJR off. Furthermore, everybody knows it. There isn't one person in this group that credits Fakey with any of that. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1 Official AUK Award Giver-Outer Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2015-11-02 07:05 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <865ccf386b87d6199eaf975b50b61830@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #52715 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in
<news:MPG.30a058eaf8aa1ef498b48a@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> In article <kmjc3bphk45n1dvn2qjuj95tgfbj2qjjl3@4ax.com>,
> Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing
> Wife-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
> High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum (aka
> Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58,
> Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW
> #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> says...
>> On Sun, 1 Nov 2015 18:24:33 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>>
>>> Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing
>>> Wife-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
>>> High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum (aka
>>> Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58,
>>> Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW
>>> #8, in <news:l9cc3bhebceifckvrl6307j8a11qiavtel@4ax.com> did thusly
>>> jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>>>> On Sat, 31 Oct 2015 05:04:52 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>>> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>>>>
>>>>> Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5, in <news:n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> did
>>>>> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>>>>>> Sold the '62
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just got done with the '64
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Convertible, black top. Pristine. 77K original miles. ALL original.
>>>>>> 390/auto.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Would eat Checky's MG for breakfast in a 1/4 mile :-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Difference being ... Unlike Fakey's Lotus ... THIS car is real.
>>>>> Oh, absolutely. The Giant Killer is imaginary, no doubt about it.
>>>>>
>>>>> <http://i.imgur.com/gAwOsJh.png>
>>>>>
>>>>> And that's all yer gettin'.
>>>>>
>>>>> She's up to 492 RWHP on the Granatelli dyno with no nitrous. I'm
>>>>> thinking of renaming her the Chimpy Crusher.
>>>>>
>>>>> <snicker>
>>>>>> 17K if yer interested.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://postimg.org/image/pn0ciwu97/
>>>>> I wonder if Chimpy will ever make good on his challenge to race for
>>>>> pink slips. Nah, he'll run away. Again.
>>>>>
>>>>> <snicker>
>>>> Like you did?
>>> You'll be pointing out any time I've ever run away, Pissbum. One thing
>>> you've learned about me is that I love a good slugfest. I never back
>>> down.
>>>
>>> Pissbum. LOL
>> You can't back down , cus you never win. keep trying.
MIDs of my having ever lost? No? Then you're projecting again,
Pissbum. Your lifelong failure is exemplified in your moniker, Trailer
Trash Tony Ray Eaks.
<snicker>
> What he meant is, no matter how badly he gets his ass kicked, he'll
> never admit it.
Says the frothy fuckwit who's had his ass kicked so hard he was
pumping out a post every 6-1/2 minutes on average, 24/7, for months on
end. LOL
Says the spankard who melted down so badly he literally lost the
ability to write sentences, and instead started squawking. LOL
Says the bootfucked loser who's run away from his Usenet Lord and
Master time after time after time, only to return for more abuse
because he's an attention whore above all else. LOL
> BTW, I'm still the one that spanked bit rot out of AUK,
Liar. You messed up his lame troll that wasn't working anyway. I outed
him... name, address, telephone number, photograph, everything. You
had nothing to do with it, Walter Mitty. LOL
> destroyed the ko0k vote,
You k'lame to have done in one month what I did over three years,
because I did over three years what you were too much of a fucking
coward to do... namely kick living shit out of the old guard stAUKer
cabal so badly that they ran away. You had nothing to do with it
except that you happened upon the last three members of the old guard
stAUKer cabal as they gasped their last breath, Walter Mitty. LOL
> and ran Gary and PJR off.
Because Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee 'DiddleTard' Burnore was
such a regular here prior, right? LOL
Point of fact, it was I who put the timeline together and examined
every piece of evidence to prove DiddleTard was lying about the
details of his having been convicted of sexually molesting a minor,
and it was I who so hammered on DiddleTard, contacting his neighbors,
the neighboring schools, the Girl Scout troops he was attempting to
ingratiate himself to, that he was forced to run from his pedo's cove
of a home to yet another state in an attempt to outrun his past. And
it was I who so perturbed DiddleTard that he lost the heart to
continue his monthly kook awards after most of the old guard stAUKer
cabal ran away from me. You had nothing to do with it, Walter Mitty.
LOL
PJR wandered off after I kicked his ass repeatedly and started calling
him Petey John-John Ross the Big-Haired Cello Playing Pedestrian Poet
and Phlip-Phlopping Phaggot, repeatedly pointing out his bromance with
Gerald Harper and his seemingly spontaneous ejaculations when Harper's
name was even mentioned. You had nothing to do with it, Walter Mitty.
In fact, I seem to remember PJR kicking your ass repeatedly. LOL
> Furthermore, everybody knows it.
You forgot when you tried to k'lame you were the progenitor of the
'dance for me, kook' meme, and I proved you're a lying kook, Chimpy.
That was in use more than a decade before you swished your phaggoty
ass into Usenet. LOL
Message-ID: <1f9c87a945267592076722268b2b9698@dizum.com>
You had nothing to do with that, either, Walter Mitty. LOL
> There isn't one person in this group that credits Fakey with any of
> that.
Gee... a group of kooks banding together with another kook in
opposition to the guy kicking the living shit out of all the kooks,
because acknowledging that they're ass-kicked kooks is too painful for
them. That's never happened in the whole history of Usenet, ever.
<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.
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all branches of the same malignant tree.
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| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-24 07:05 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <op.yets3ad1tm21m2@benson.localhost> |
| In reply to | #52696 |
On Sat, 31 Oct 2015 00:04:52 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5, in <news:n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> did
> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>
>> Sold the '62
>>
>> Just got done with the '64
>>
>> Convertible, black top. Pristine. 77K original miles. ALL original.
>> 390/auto.
>>
>> Would eat Checky's MG for breakfast in a 1/4 mile :-)
>>
>> Difference being ... Unlike Fakey's Lotus ... THIS car is real.
>
> Oh, absolutely. The Giant Killer is imaginary, no doubt about it.
>
> <http://i.imgur.com/gAwOsJh.png>
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
YEP. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT (ANYMORE).
>
> And that's all yer gettin'.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
>
> She's up to 492 RWHP on the Granatelli dyno with no nitrous.
better yet:
no nitrous.
no dyno.
no lotus.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
> I'm
> thinking of renaming her the Chimpy Crusher.
you must be talking about your hawt wife now because you obviously don't
have a lotus that you could snap a quick pic of.
>
> <snickerTurd>
>
>> 17K if yer interested.
>>
>> http://postimg.org/image/pn0ciwu97/
>
> I wonder if Chimpy will ever make good on his challenge to race for
> pink slips. Nah, he'll run away. Again.
at least he actually has cars and can manage to take a picture of them
without having to weave some kind of horseshit kindergarten schizo fairy
tale revolving around faked images.
>
> <rekcins>
>
--
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
-
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu
-
FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>
">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)
Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?
"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""
it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.
http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png
http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf
on page 2:
** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)
*COUGH*
SPNAK!!
-
i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>
-
snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:
- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:
http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html
place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.
compiles with:
gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++
run with:
./a.out
enjoy the LULZ ;)
*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);
float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);
// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){
// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))
+
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));
// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*
Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"
Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves
never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.
That's how stupid you are.
Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"
Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.
the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.
*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
-
Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>
-
Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
<snicker>
Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">
on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*
*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.
-
http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg
http://cafepress.com/kooktown
http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg
-
If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)
if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2
-
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd
-
Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:
$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!
(just as useful as the original!)
-
snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden
service. It's not rocket science.
_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a
kiddie pr0n network.)
That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."
-
Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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| From | Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-24 07:28 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.315d995f8386d2f798cbcb@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #56233 |
In article <op.yets3ad1tm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says... > > On Sat, 31 Oct 2015 00:04:52 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler > Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: > > > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> > > > > Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5, in <news:n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> did > > thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > > > >> Sold the '62 > >> > >> Just got done with the '64 > >> > >> Convertible, black top. Pristine. 77K original miles. ALL original. > >> 390/auto. > >> > >> Would eat Checky's MG for breakfast in a 1/4 mile :-) > >> > >> Difference being ... Unlike Fakey's Lotus ... THIS car is real. > > > > Oh, absolutely. The Giant Killer is imaginary, no doubt about it. > > > > <http://i.imgur.com/gAwOsJh.png> > > https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png > > YEP. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT (ANYMORE). > > > > > And that's all yer gettin'. > > https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png > > > > > She's up to 492 RWHP on the Granatelli dyno with no nitrous. > > better yet: > > no nitrous. > no dyno. > no lotus. > > https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png > > > I'm > > thinking of renaming her the Chimpy Crusher. > > you must be talking about your hawt wife now because you obviously don't > have a lotus that you could snap a quick pic of. > > > > > <snickerTurd> > > > >> 17K if yer interested. > >> > >> http://postimg.org/image/pn0ciwu97/ > > > > I wonder if Chimpy will ever make good on his challenge to race for > > pink slips. Nah, he'll run away. Again. > > at least he actually has cars and can manage to take a picture of them > without having to weave some kind of horseshit kindergarten schizo fairy > tale revolving around faked images. > > > > > <rekcins> > > Great detective work, proving beyond any possible doubt, that Fakey doesn't own a Lotus, as I've been saying for years. Amazing that his mental illness still compels him to continue insisting that those pictures are of his car, when it's been proven conclusively that he's FAKING it again, just like all his other bullshit claims. New Geico ad... "If you're Fakey, you lie about stuff... it's what you do..." Fakey's biggest Walter Mitty lie: FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx, AKA: The Friendly Gay-For-Good Cock Wrangler did thusly stick his penis head-first into the pencil sharpener again: "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL People applauded. <snicker>" Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com> ********************************************** Fakey's best lie ever! LOL! -- Mustaffa Sheboygan
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-03-24 18:04 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <4ad8c180c05039f1e7d1975046471c7f@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #56233 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in <news:op.yets3ad1tm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: Your obsessed stalking is forwarded to your employer, DildoRider. LOL > you must be talking about your hawt wife now because you obviously don't > have a lotus that you could snap a quick pic of. I've got Robert Michael Wolfe the Stalking TrollTard going around in circles. He's so close to the truth, but in an entirely different way than he's thinking, and he's far too retarded to see it. LOL Do you really think, after all the lies you've been caught in (such as your lying about how much equity you'd built up in your house... until I'd proved you only made $36 / month for every month you've owned it... *not* including maintenance... so you're likely *still* underwater; your "rich parents" living in a modest home on a fixed income; your "rich relatives" who were so generous they were going to leave you "trust funds" (plural); and your retarded claim to having a multi-camera computerized security system on the porch of your ramshackle half-a-house shitshack hooked up to a 15 year old computer... from which you refuse to provide any images), and after all the obsessiveness you've displayed (to include melting down in entirely new ways, such as ASCII Art Made By A Retard (aka Word Cloud Art); a BMI graven image of your Usenet Lord and Master which you pray to daily, your Spamming Sinewave Psychosis, your creation of a book cover in tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master (note that DildoRider is far too untalented to actually create the book content), and your running around taking photos of various parts of your house... such as the gables on *top* of your roof, thereby proving you're a moron who doesn't know what a gable is. LOL) and now your obsessive stalking of your Usenet Lord and Master and PhotoFuckery to fit two pictures of the same model car together... do you really think anyone's going to believe you, Lying Backpedaling DildoRider? LOL <http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png> I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so you gets what you gets. That's one area of The Giant Killer that doesn't have logos. It took a bit of doing to jockey my position so the shadow didn't fuck it up, and the card had to be held at just the right distance and angle to try to line up its reflection with the car's badge, and the breeze kept whipping the card back and forth, but... SPNAK! Now DildoRider will be *forced* to spend the next two months poring over every single pixel and raping Google. Again. LOL Fag. LOL Idiot. LOL Moron. LOL Tranny. LOL Libtard. LOL Crackhead. LOL GableTard. LOL DildoRider. LOL Bad Musician. LOL Stick Figure. LOL Terrible Liar. LOL Obsessed Retard. LOL Sinewave Spammer. LOL Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In Usenet History. LOL <snicker> -- Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey) 5907 Stanton Ave. Pittsburgh, PA (412) 853-6395 (412) 799-0532 (412) 665-8289 (412) 404-8757 DildoRider admits he's stoooopid: MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com> ================================================= >> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's >> damaged your brain, DildoRider. > then it appears that you like shooting fish in > barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are. Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell. <snicker> ================================================= DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com> ================================================= > so what you're saying is that your targets for attack > have to be really stupid or else you can't manage? ================================================= DildoRider admits much more about himself: MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com> ================================================= "absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly, toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless" ================================================= This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake. 150 IQ? LOL
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| From | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> |
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| Date | 2016-03-26 00:10 +0800 |
| Message-ID | <6inafbluonhqb7l9pqf5qi67mfssmgl9b1@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #56235 |
Fakey wrote: > I've got Robert Michael Wolfe the Stalking TrollTard going around in > circles. Are you chasing him around the parking lot in your imaginary Lotus? Do you have a wind-up toy to make "Vroom Vrooooooom" engine noises while you run around in your undies? > He's so close to the truth, He's arrived there, Ersatzia. The Truth looks like this: No Lotus No hawt wife No 6 prodigal kids No bicycles or broken chains No ghetto real estate empire No euler sinewave vector maths No money No job No deacon gig No weekend drone warrioring No "friends" (except Greg, and he hates you too) No cannibal sandwich No respect Just a lonely, bored, helpless, shut-in old recluse with a fantasy alter ego, pounding on his keyboard and cursing at pixels on his monitor, while the world laughs him off and passes him by.
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| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
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| Date | 2016-03-25 12:17 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <op.yev17osatm21m2@benson.localhost> |
| In reply to | #56244 |
On Fri, 25 Mar 2016 12:10:46 -0400, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
<bender@the.future> wrote:
> Fakey wrote:
>
>> I've got Robert Michael Wolfe the Stalking TrollTard going around in
>> circles.
>
> Are you chasing him around the parking lot in your imaginary
> Lotus? Do you have a wind-up toy to make "Vroom Vrooooooom"
> engine noises while you run around in your undies?
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA! ROFL
>
>> He's so close to the truth,
>
> He's arrived there, Ersatzia.
>
> The Truth looks like this:
> No Lotus
> No hawt wife
> No 6 prodigal kids
> No bicycles or broken chains
> No ghetto real estate empire
> No euler sinewave vector maths
> No money
> No job
> No deacon gig
> No weekend drone warrioring
> No "friends" (except Greg, and he hates you too)
Janithor has been asking me to lay off of his buddy fakey, if that counts.
> No cannibal sandwich
> No respect
>
> Just a lonely, bored, helpless, shut-in old recluse with a
> fantasy alter ego, pounding on his keyboard and cursing at
> pixels on his monitor, while the world laughs him off and
> passes him by.
maybe his mommy will make him a cannibal sammitch.
--
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
-
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu
-
FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>
">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)
Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?
"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""
it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.
http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png
http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf
on page 2:
** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)
*COUGH*
SPNAK!!
-
i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>
-
snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:
- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:
http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html
place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.
compiles with:
gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++
run with:
./a.out
enjoy the LULZ ;)
*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);
float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);
// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){
// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))
+
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));
// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*
Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"
Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves
never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.
That's how stupid you are.
Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"
Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.
the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.
*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
-
Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>
-
Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
<snicker>
Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">
on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*
*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.
-
http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg
http://cafepress.com/kooktown
http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg
-
If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)
if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2
-
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd
-
Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:
$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!
(just as useful as the original!)
-
snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden
service. It's not rocket science.
_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a
kiddie pr0n network.)
That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."
-
Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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| From | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-26 00:59 +0800 |
| Message-ID | <cfrafb5m8a0074psldq40kqkclnt0b43sv@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #56246 |
"\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> wrote: > On Fri, 25 Mar 2016 12:10:46 -0400, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass > <bender@the.future> wrote: > > > Fakey wrote: > > > >> I've got Robert Michael Wolfe the Stalking TrollTard going around in > >> circles. > > > > Are you chasing him around the parking lot in your imaginary > > Lotus? Do you have a wind-up toy to make "Vroom Vrooooooom" > > engine noises while you run around in your undies? > > BWAHAHAHAHAAAA! ROFL > > > > >> He's so close to the truth, > > > > He's arrived there, Ersatzia. > > > > The Truth looks like this: > > No Lotus > > No hawt wife > > No 6 prodigal kids > > No bicycles or broken chains > > No ghetto real estate empire > > No euler sinewave vector maths > > No money > > No job > > No deacon gig > > No weekend drone warrioring > > No "friends" (except Greg, and he hates you too) > > Janithor has been asking me to lay off of his buddy fakey, if that counts. If Janithor were up-front with us, i bet he would say it's about inhumane treatment of dumb animals, more than friendship. > > No cannibal sandwich > > No respect > > > > Just a lonely, bored, helpless, shut-in old recluse with a > > fantasy alter ego, pounding on his keyboard and cursing at > > pixels on his monitor, while the world laughs him off and > > passes him by. > > maybe his mommy will make him a cannibal sammitch.
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| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-25 13:04 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <op.yev4eghbtm21m2@benson.localhost> |
| In reply to | #56247 |
On Fri, 25 Mar 2016 12:59:18 -0400, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
<bender@the.future> wrote:
> "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave.,
> Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907
> Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 25 Mar 2016 12:10:46 -0400, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
>> <bender@the.future> wrote:
>>
>> > Fakey wrote:
>> >
>> >> I've got Robert Michael Wolfe the Stalking TrollTard going around in
>> >> circles.
>> >
>> > Are you chasing him around the parking lot in your imaginary
>> > Lotus? Do you have a wind-up toy to make "Vroom Vrooooooom"
>> > engine noises while you run around in your undies?
>>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAAAA! ROFL
>>
>> >
>> >> He's so close to the truth,
>> >
>> > He's arrived there, Ersatzia.
>> >
>> > The Truth looks like this:
>> > No Lotus
>> > No hawt wife
>> > No 6 prodigal kids
>> > No bicycles or broken chains
>> > No ghetto real estate empire
>> > No euler sinewave vector maths
>> > No money
>> > No job
>> > No deacon gig
>> > No weekend drone warrioring
>> > No "friends" (except Greg, and he hates you too)
>>
>> Janithor has been asking me to lay off of his buddy fakey, if that
>> counts.
>
> If Janithor were up-front with us, i bet he would say it's
> about inhumane treatment of dumb animals, more than
> friendship.
those damn SPCA and PETA freaks!
>
>> > No cannibal sandwich
>> > No respect
>> >
>> > Just a lonely, bored, helpless, shut-in old recluse with a
>> > fantasy alter ego, pounding on his keyboard and cursing at
>> > pixels on his monitor, while the world laughs him off and
>> > passes him by.
>>
>> maybe his mommy will make him a cannibal sammitch.
--
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
-
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu
-
FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>
">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)
Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?
"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""
it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.
http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png
http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf
on page 2:
** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)
*COUGH*
SPNAK!!
-
i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>
-
snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:
- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:
http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html
place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.
compiles with:
gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++
run with:
./a.out
enjoy the LULZ ;)
*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);
float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);
// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){
// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))
+
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));
// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*
Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"
Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves
never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.
That's how stupid you are.
Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"
Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.
the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.
*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
-
Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>
-
Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
<snicker>
Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">
on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*
*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.
-
http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg
http://cafepress.com/kooktown
http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg
-
If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)
if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2
-
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd
-
Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:
$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!
(just as useful as the original!)
-
snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden
service. It's not rocket science.
_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a
kiddie pr0n network.)
That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."
-
Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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| From | Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-25 19:06 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.315f8e66603ea6ff98cbd7@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #56246 |
In article <op.yev17osatm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says... > Subject: Re: Check it out. > From: "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117 <root@127.0.0.1> > Newsgroups: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks > > On Fri, 25 Mar 2016 12:10:46 -0400, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass > <bender@the.future> wrote: > > > Fakey wrote: > > > >> I've got Robert Michael Wolfe the Stalking TrollTard going around in > >> circles. > > > > Are you chasing him around the parking lot in your imaginary > > Lotus? Do you have a wind-up toy to make "Vroom Vrooooooom" > > engine noises while you run around in your undies? > > BWAHAHAHAHAAAA! ROFL > "THOSE are my wrasslin' togs!" ROTFLMAO! -- Mustaffa Sheboygan
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-25 18:08 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <9de9b7599be298fa678d08c6480a62d0@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #56244 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in <news:6inafbluonhqb7l9pqf5qi67mfssmgl9b1@4ax.com> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > FNVWe stomped a retard's brain flat. Again: >> I've got Robert Michael Wolfe the Stalking TrollTard going around in >> circles. > Are you chasing him around the parking lot in your imaginary > Lotus? Do you have a wind-up toy to make "Vroom Vrooooooom" > engine noises while you run around in your undies? You mean like DildoRider's "'73 Vette"? That lie he got caught in? LOL >> He's so close to the truth, > He's arrived there, Ersatzia. No. He's too stupid to do so. LOL Have you figured out that formulas are math yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > The Truth looks like this: Have you figured out that atomic number does not equal effective nuclear charge yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No Lotus Proof? Have you figured out that cross correlation can be used with Fourier transforms yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No hawt wife Proof? Have you figured out that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No 6 prodigal kids Proof? Have you figured out the difference between frequency and period of a sinewave yet, Mathematical Moron? > No bicycles or broken chains Proof? Have you figured out that wave interference works the same for standing and traveling waves yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No ghetto real estate empire Proof? Have you figured out that sin^2 is a sinusoid yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No euler sinewave vector maths Proof? Have you figured out that "within 10% error" does not equal "10% error" yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No money Proof? Have you figured out that the square of the instantaneous sample of peak-to-peak voltage of a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave, thus its average does *not* equal zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No job Proof? Have you figured out that the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a closed loop per Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases sum to zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No deacon gig Proof? Have you figured out that "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic" yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No weekend drone warrioring Proof? Have you figured out what LaTeX notation is yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No "friends" (except Greg, and he hates you too) Proof? Have you figured out that LaTeX notation is plain text yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No cannibal sandwich Proof? Have you figured out there's a *formula* in that plain text LaTeX notation yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > No respect Proof? Have you figured out how to copy-n-paste LaTeX notation into a LaTeX compatible program to view the *formula* yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL > Just a lonely, bored, helpless, shut-in old recluse with a > fantasy alter ego, pounding on his keyboard and cursing at > pixels on his monitor, while the world laughs him off and > passes him by. Fanfic. You believe DildoRider, the insane stalking PhotoFuckering halfwit who just got caught in a lie, who is stretching, skewing and contorting photos, taking photos of a different *color* car and adding speckles to it to justify his insane stalking... you're nearly as retarded as he is. LOL -- Shiny Tinfoil Spankard (aka Bite My Shiny Metal Ass) didn't know: ===================================== MID: <13d33d0638e0ec690b63393d0710f658@dizum.com> MID: <80d61a6928a9e7df316c519affcf3838@dizum.com> The Euler equation is a subset of equations known as the Euler-Fourier Formulas, thus that a sinewave is a transformation of a circle (which should have been intuitive, given that generators *rotate* to create *sinusoids*). MID: <ff81cb60204ffbd777cd15a6261cfb67@dizum.com> That cross correlation is used with Fourier transforms. That superposition is the same as wave interference. That wave interference works the same for standing or traveling waves. That RMS and peak-to-peak voltage are two different things. That RMS isn't a DC voltage. That 170 volt peak, 120.208 volt RMS L-N 3-phase service gives 208.207 volts RMS L-L. That 4444525800 != 4400000000 != 1. The difference between frequency and period of a sinewave. That there's no difference between 'i' and 'j' in electrical engineering, physics and control systems engineering. What a positive or negative vector is. That the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a closed loop per Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases sum to zero. That "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic". That his claim: "Water is tetrahedral. It actually has 4 poles, 2 positive and 2 negative." is nonsense from a blathering moron. That the term "electronegativity" denotes a *positive* effective nuclear charge. What the definition of the word "equivalent" is. That digital voltmeters do indeed take discrete instantaneous samples. That the atmosphere (and the gaseous phase water within the atmosphere) does indeed follow the Ideal Gas Law to within 1.337842% margin of error *worst* *case* at 70 F. That the square of the instantaneous sample of peak-to-peak voltage of a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave, thus its average does *not* equal zero, as Shiny Tinfoil Brain k'lames. That the Ideal Gas Law does not require an ideal gas because it takes into account molar volume. That "within 10% error" does not equal "10% error". That water can be plasmized. That atomic number does not equal effective nuclear charge. MID: <382fa822c6dbca9a6f88cab5a104bf62@dizum.com> That formulas *are* math. How to use a graphing calculator. MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com> What LaTeX notation is. MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com> That LaTeX notation *is* "plain text", not a script. MID: <c1c02875af2c6615bd30ab20416b75b5@dizum.com> That a formula in LaTeX notation is still a formula. That scientific notation and LaTeX notation are not the same. DUURRRHH! GoogleTard. LOL That LaTeX notation can be copy-n-pasted into a LaTeX compatible program to view the formula. That image size != image resolution. And the moron continues to demonstrate his inability to read a graph. ===================================== Shiny Tinfoil Spankard the Mathematical Moron maunders and mewls: ===================================== "All you've shown us is graphs of formulas. No equal signs, no maths done." - Shiny Tinfoil Brain demonstrates his Mathematical Moronism. ===================================== SPNAK! <snicker>
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| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-25 13:22 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <op.yev47ob8tm21m2@benson.localhost> |
| In reply to | #56249 |
On Fri, 25 Mar 2016 13:08:12 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in
> <news:6inafbluonhqb7l9pqf5qi67mfssmgl9b1@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
> first into the wood chipper again:
>
>> FNVWe stomped a retard's brain flat. Again:
>
>>> I've got Robert Michael Wolfe the Stalking TrollTard going around in
>>> circles.
>
>> Are you chasing him around the parking lot in your imaginary
>> Lotus? Do you have a wind-up toy to make "Vroom Vrooooooom"
>> engine noises while you run around in your undies?
>
> You mean like DildoRider's "'73 Vette"? That lie he got caught in? LOL
it's my parents' not mine. did you not catch that part?
also, it's a 77. did you forget about all of your foam about it not being
a 73?
>
>>> He's so close to the truth,
>
>> He's arrived there, Ersatzia.
>
> No. He's too stupid to do so. LOL
>
> Have you figured out that formulas are math yet, Mathematical Moron?
> LOL
has anybody ever trolled you for 3 months about sine waves by leaving out
the "j" term in the "yoolur 'quayshuns"?
>
>> The Truth looks like this:
>
> Have you figured out that atomic number does not equal effective
> nuclear charge yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No Lotus
>
> Proof?
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
>
> Have you figured out that cross correlation can be used with Fourier
> transforms yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No hawt wife
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle yet,
> Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No 6 prodigal kids
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out the difference between frequency and period of a
> sinewave yet, Mathematical Moron?
>
>> No bicycles or broken chains
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out that wave interference works the same for
> standing and traveling waves yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No ghetto real estate empire
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out that sin^2 is a sinusoid yet, Mathematical Moron?
> LOL
>
>> No euler sinewave vector maths
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out that "within 10% error" does not equal "10%
> error" yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No money
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out that the square of the instantaneous sample of
> peak-to-peak voltage of a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave,
> thus its average does *not* equal zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No job
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out that the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a
> closed loop per Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases
> sum to zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No deacon gig
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out that "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic" yet,
> Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No weekend drone warrioring
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out what LaTeX notation is yet, Mathematical Moron?
> LOL
>
>> No "friends" (except Greg, and he hates you too)
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out that LaTeX notation is plain text yet,
> Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No cannibal sandwich
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out there's a *formula* in that plain text LaTeX
> notation yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> No respect
>
> Proof?
>
> Have you figured out how to copy-n-paste LaTeX notation into a LaTeX
> compatible program to view the *formula* yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> Just a lonely, bored, helpless, shut-in old recluse with a
>> fantasy alter ego, pounding on his keyboard and cursing at
>> pixels on his monitor, while the world laughs him off and
>> passes him by.
>
> Fanfic. You believe DildoRider, the insane stalking PhotoFuckering
> halfwit who just got caught in a lie, who is stretching, skewing and
> contorting photos, taking photos of a different *color* car and adding
> speckles to it to justify his insane stalking... you're nearly as
> retarded as he is. LOL
>
Proof?
--
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
-
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu
-
FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>
">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)
Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?
"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""
it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.
http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png
http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf
on page 2:
** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)
*COUGH*
SPNAK!!
-
i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>
-
snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:
- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:
http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html
place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.
compiles with:
gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++
run with:
./a.out
enjoy the LULZ ;)
*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);
float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);
// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){
// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))
+
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));
// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*
Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"
Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves
never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.
That's how stupid you are.
Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"
Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.
the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.
*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
-
Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>
-
Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
<snicker>
Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">
on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*
*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.
-
http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg
http://cafepress.com/kooktown
http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg
-
If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)
if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2
-
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd
-
Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:
$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!
(just as useful as the original!)
-
snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden
service. It's not rocket science.
_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a
kiddie pr0n network.)
That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."
-
Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-26 07:39 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <8e2706d935854fa3be0452cadff019bd@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #56250 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in <news:op.yev47ob8tm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > On Fri, 25 Mar 2016 13:08:12 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood > Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: >> Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in >> <news:6inafbluonhqb7l9pqf5qi67mfssmgl9b1@4ax.com> did thusly jump head >> first into the wood chipper again: >>> FNVWe stomped a retard's brain flat. Again: >>>> I've got Robert Michael Wolfe the Stalking TrollTard going around in >>>> circles. >>> Are you chasing him around the parking lot in your imaginary >>> Lotus? Do you have a wind-up toy to make "Vroom Vrooooooom" >>> engine noises while you run around in your undies? >> You mean like DildoRider's "'73 Vette"? That lie he got caught in? LOL > it's my parents' not mine. did you not catch that part? When caught in a lie, lie *harder*! LOL > also, it's a 77. did you forget about all of your foam about it not being > a 73? But... but... but DildoRider, you stupidly lie-blathered that it was a '73, because you grabbed that photo off a random obscure website and you have no fucking clue what you're talking about when it comes to Vettes. If you'd known about that car for the 9 *years* you k'lame to have, you'd have known it was a late '77. If your mom had forwarded the photo to you as you k'lame she'd done, she'd have told you it was a '77. So you got caught compulsively lying again, and now you're trying to divert attention away from that fact... first by k'laming "jus torllin'", then by *admitting* you got caught in a lie but trying to divert the topic to your *other* lies, which you stoooopidly believe you've not been caught in yet. LOL Do you really think, after all the lies you've been caught in (such as your lying about how much equity you'd built up in your house... until I'd proved you only made $36 / month for every month you've owned it... *not* including maintenance... so you're likely *still* underwater; your "rich parents" living in a modest home on a fixed income; your "rich relatives" who were so generous they were going to leave you "trust funds" (plural); and your retarded claim to having a multi-camera computerized security system on the porch of your ramshackle half-a-house shitshack hooked up to a 15 year old computer... from which you refuse to provide any images), and after all the obsessiveness you've displayed (to include melting down in entirely new ways, such as ASCII Art Made By A Retard (aka Word Cloud Art); a BMI graven image of your Usenet Lord and Master which you pray to daily, your Spamming Sinewave Psychosis, your creation of a book cover in tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master (note that DildoRider is far too untalented to actually create the book content), and your running around taking photos of various parts of your house... such as the gables on *top* of your roof, thereby proving you're a moron who doesn't know what a gable is. LOL) and now your obsessive stalking of your Usenet Lord and Master and PhotoFuckery to fit two pictures of the same model car together and adding "speckles" so two photos taken at different angles and distances, with different color paint, match up... do you really think anyone's going to believe you, Lying Backpedaling DildoRider? LOL >>>> He's so close to the truth, >>> He's arrived there, Ersatzia. >> No. He's too stupid to do so. LOL >> >> Have you figured out that formulas are math yet, Mathematical Moron? >> LOL > has anybody ever trolled you for 3 months about sine waves by leaving out > the "j" term in the "yoolur 'quayshuns"? Awww, look at the kooktard lying *again*. LOL You weren't "jus' torllin'", you Mathematical Mega-Moron. You truly believed you'd found a new way of subtracting sinewaves, because you're *such* a mathematical mega-moron you can't grasp vector summation or the concept of superposition. LOL You're the Mathematical Mega-Moron who k'lames the following: 1) You derived a higher RMS voltage than the peak voltage the RMS voltage was derived from. 2) You k'lamed a *doubling* of voltage as a resultant of all three phases of 3-phase AC, akin to shorting all three phases together. 3) You k'lamed a result of 0 volts when deriving the difference between any two phases of 3-phase AC. 4) You demonstrated your inability to grasp why two phases *summed* gave a sinewave of the same voltage but phase shifted 60 degrees from each of the tributary sinewaves, such that the resultant is 180 degrees phase from the remaining third phase. 5) You demonstrated your inability to grasp why all three phases of 3-phase AC *summed* together gives a result of 0 volts. 6) You k'lamed you were feeding 240 volts to the *primary* of a *substation* transformer, deriving 120 volts from the *primary* side, then feeding that 240 volts to a 120/208 volt electrical feed... you even went so far as to justify it with your kooky math, showing you were deriving 208 volts from 240 volts. Then you backpedaled and k'lamed you were instead feeding the primary with a voltage of "12 kVA" (DildoRider's blather), proving you don't know the difference between voltage and apparent power. 7) You *still* can't figure out why the resultant of two phases of 3-phase AC would *lead* Phase A by 30 degrees... your kooky sinewave subtraction equation graphed it *lagging*. And you still don't know what a gable is. 150 IQ? LOL >>> The Truth looks like this: >> Have you figured out that atomic number does not equal effective >> nuclear charge yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No Lotus >> Proof? > https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png Bwahahaha! See? DildoRider keeps referring back to his insane stalking PhotoFuckery, in which he GoogleRaped for a photo of a car's badge, taken at a different angle and distance than my photo, and with a paint color of dark forest green rather than the black of my car, then he photofucked the images to add "speckles" so he could k'lame they match up, and he could thus justify his months-long 24/7 creepy stalking of his Usenet Lord and Master. You need to put the crack pipe down, Cracky McCrackhead... you've lost your grip on reality. LOL >> Have you figured out that cross correlation can be used with Fourier >> transforms yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No hawt wife >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle yet, >> Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No 6 prodigal kids >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out the difference between frequency and period of a >> sinewave yet, Mathematical Moron? >>> No bicycles or broken chains >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out that wave interference works the same for >> standing and traveling waves yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No ghetto real estate empire >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out that sin^2 is a sinusoid yet, Mathematical Moron? >> LOL >>> No euler sinewave vector maths >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out that "within 10% error" does not equal "10% >> error" yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No money >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out that the square of the instantaneous sample of >> peak-to-peak voltage of a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave, >> thus its average does *not* equal zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No job >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out that the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a >> closed loop per Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases >> sum to zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No deacon gig >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out that "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic" yet, >> Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No weekend drone warrioring >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out what LaTeX notation is yet, Mathematical Moron? >> LOL >>> No "friends" (except Greg, and he hates you too) >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out that LaTeX notation is plain text yet, >> Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No cannibal sandwich >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out there's a *formula* in that plain text LaTeX >> notation yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> No respect >> Proof? >> >> Have you figured out how to copy-n-paste LaTeX notation into a LaTeX >> compatible program to view the *formula* yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL >>> Just a lonely, bored, helpless, shut-in old recluse with a >>> fantasy alter ego, pounding on his keyboard and cursing at >>> pixels on his monitor, while the world laughs him off and >>> passes him by. >> Fanfic. You believe DildoRider, the insane stalking PhotoFuckering >> halfwit who just got caught in a lie, who is stretching, skewing and >> contorting photos, taking photos of a different *color* car and adding >> speckles to it to justify his insane stalking... you're nearly as >> retarded as he is. LOL > Proof? <https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png> Bwahahahaaa! What an insane stalking PhotoFuckering compulsively lying halfwit. 150 IQ? Two different colors, you insane stalking psychopath. Dark forest green, and black. Proof positive that *you* altered the images to add the "speckles" so you could attempt to justify your obsessive stalking. LOL Robert Michael Wolfe of Pittsburgh, PA has been caught in several lies, he's demonstrated his creepy obsessive-compulsive 24/7 stalking, he's *admitted* to altering photos to get them to fit... he's a pwned and thoroughly butthurt kooktard. <snicker> -- Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey) 5907 Stanton Ave. Pittsburgh, PA (412) 853-6395 (412) 799-0532 (412) 665-8289 (412) 404-8757 DildoRider admits he's stoooopid: MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com> ================================================= >> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's >> damaged your brain, DildoRider. > then it appears that you like shooting fish in > barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are. Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell. <snicker> ================================================= DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com> ================================================= > so what you're saying is that your targets for attack > have to be really stupid or else you can't manage? ================================================= DildoRider admits much more about himself: MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com> ================================================= "absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly, toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless" ================================================= This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake. 150 IQ? LOL
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| From | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-26 15:03 +0800 |
| Message-ID | <90dcfbhfk1r5he3umeogg9th3580phq9me@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #56267 |
Fakey wrote: > When caught in a lie, lie *harder*! LOL That's some .siggy-grade shit. -- "When caught in a lie, lie *harder*!" --Fakey explains his Usenet career
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-03-26 18:24 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <7e1c4f608ac3ddd3bea19e01cc35e658@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #56270 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in
<news:90dcfbhfk1r5he3umeogg9th3580phq9me@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:
> FNVWe stomped a retard's brain flat. Again:
>> When caught in a lie, lie *harder*! LOL
> That's some .siggy-grade shit.
Have you figured out that formulas are math yet, Mathematical Moron?
LOL
> --
> "When caught in a lie, lie *harder*!"
> --Fakey explains his Usenet career
Now, prove to the world that you're Usenet's biggest coward by running
away from your stupidity. Again. Spankard.
SPNAK! #1:
=========================================================
A Mathematical Moron wrote:
===========================
> "Sin^2 is a sine"... what a moroon. LOL.
===========================
FNVWe stomped a retard's brain flat. Again:
===========================
<http://i.imgur.com/SU4YXB0.png>
Gee, that *sinusoid* sure looks like a *sinusoid*. LOL
===========================
=========================================================
SPNAK! #2:
=========================================================
>> Some Mathematical Moron wrote:
>>> = A[cos(0°)x^ + sin(0°)y^] -A[cos(-120°)x^ + sin(-120°)y^]
> Right, some maffemagickal maroon wrote that.
Right. You wrote that. LOL
SPNAK!
> What I wrote was
>
> = A[cos(0°)x^ + sin(0°)y^] -A[cos(-120°)x^ + sin(-120°)y^]
That's what you wrote, and that's Euler's Formula, Spankard.
But you've yet again fucked it up:
170\left(\cos \left(2\cdot x\cdot \pi \cdot 60+\left(0\cdot \frac{\pi
}{180}\right)\right)+\sin \left(2\cdot x\cdot \pi \cdot
60+\left(0\cdot \frac{\pi }{180}\right)\right)\right)-170\left(\cos
\left(2\cdot x\cdot \pi \cdot 60+\left(-120\cdot \frac{\pi
}{180}\right)\right)+\sin \left(2\cdot x\cdot \pi \cdot
60+\left(-120\cdot \frac{\pi }{180}\right)\right)\right)
<http://i.imgur.com/veVLHuI.png>
Whaaaaaat??? Your kooky sinewave subtraction equation produces 416.413
volts L-L from 170 volt peak L-N, Shiny Tinfoil Brain! Obviously
you're a Mathematical Moron blathering on about shit you don't
understand. LOL
Uh-oh... take a look at this, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard:
<http://i.imgur.com/nWBbVbS.png>
You'll note your fucked up equation produces ~294 volts RMS L-L from
120 volt RMS L-N. How's *that* work, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? LOL
Did... did I just fix your fucked up equation *and* derive the correct
~208 volts RMS L-L from 120 volts RMS L-N? With the *correct* 30
degree lead phase shift? Yeah... yeah I did, Mathematical Moron. LOL
And you have no idea how I fixed it, huh, Mathematical Moron. LOL
SPNAK!
=========================================================
SPNAK! #3:
=========================================================
>> He says, using Euler's Formula and not knowing it. LOL
> It's not Euler's Theorem, faketard. I realize phasors
> totally mystify you, so you think it's all magic. It's not.
> Did you see any complex numbers?
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sine_and_cosine_transforms#Relation_with_complex_exponentials>
"The form of the Fourier transform used more often today is... Euler's
Formula"
Some Mathematical Moron wrote:
> = A[cos(0°)x^ + sin(0°)y^] -A[cos(-120°)x^ + sin(-120°)y^]
Euler wrote:
<https://upload.wikimedia.org/math/e/4/2/e4285d1d4bd15710afcc2753c9ed3095.png>
SPNAK! on the Mathematical Moron, who didn't even realize he was using
Euler's Formula. Bwahahahaaa!
=========================================================
SPNAK! #4:
=========================================================
Here, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard... how about you take another crack at
refuting^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H backpedaling from that giant whomping
drop-kick you just received, which you screamed "KOOK!", snipped like
a coward and ran away from.
If Gerald Newton is such a "kook", Shiny Tinfoil Spankard, why is he
smarter than you? You can't even figure out vector summation, because
you're Usenet's Mathematical Moron who claims formulas are not math.
<snicker>
===================================
Bwahahahaaa! The Mathematical Moron sticks up for the Mathematical
Mega-Moron. And that makes them both *wrong*.
<http://www.electrician2.com/electa1/electa4htm.html>
<http://www.electrician2.com/electa1/electa3htm.htm>
===================================
Mathematically, we can precisely *add* the three vectors for the line
currents by converting vectors into their horizontal and vertical
components by using trigonometry. We can *add* the horizontal
components, then *add* the vertical components, then convert this to
polar coordinates to find the *sum* of the vectors. This is called
algebraic *vector* *addition*.
===================================
And that all goes back to you moron's inability to grok the
Superposition Principle, and thus the Additivity and Homogeneity
properties of same... mostly you... you k'lamed that superposition and
wave constructive/destructive interference were different things, and
that constructive/destructive interference worked differently for
standing waves and traveling waves... so you're especially moronic on
this topic...
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superposition_principle>
"Note that when vectors or vector fields are involved, a superposition
is interpreted as a vector sum."
There's not a minus sign in an equation on that entire page. Morons.
Here, you fecking *morons*... let me demonstrate it a way you halfwits
will hopefully understand...
<http://i.imgur.com/cuw4gus.png>
Red: 100 volt, 0 degree phase
Green: 100 volt, 120 degree phase
Blue: Red + Green
See where the Red and Green lines cross? What's that voltage? Oh, it's
50 volts. What's 50 + 50, you fucking *morons*? Oh, so when you sum
two like sinewaves, you shift the resultant to exactly between the two
tributaries, with the same amplitude as the tributaries.
Hence the resultant is 180 degrees phase from the remaining third
phase, hence the sum of the three phases of 3-phase AC must always
equal zero.
Now, let's look at what you morons are doing...
<http://i.imgur.com/zdNCScp.png>
Same exact graph, but the third phase has been added in Orange to show
the Blue Line is 180 degrees phase from that Orange line, and a Purple
line has been added to reflect DildoRider's moronic sinewave
subtraction equation... now remember, we're figuring out the
superposition (the constructive and destructive interference) of the
Red and the Green lines.
In that image, at the X axis where the Purple line peaks, the Red line
has an amplitude of 87 volts. The green line has an amplitude of -87
volts.
Now, you *fucking* *morons*... what is the wave interference result
when two waves interfere that have exactly opposite amplitudes? Oh...
that's right, its ZERO. Which is also why the Blue line is at ZERO at
that point on the X axis.
Where's that 173.205 volts coming from in DildoRider's kooky sinewave
subtraction equation, you *fucking* *morons*?
But wait! It gets even better!
<http://i.imgur.com/0l0SQjy.png>
That's the same exact graph, but with DildoRider's kooky sinewave
subtraction equation as purple and black lines... the purple line has
the 0 degree phase as the first part of the equation, the black line
has the 120 degree phase as the first part of the equation.
And one can see that the result is flipped. According to DildoRider's
kooky sinewave subtraction equation, he can convert 87 volts directly
into either 173 *or* -173 volts!
Because you're both Mathematical Morons.
SPNAK!
<dances a jig on the brains of the morons because I've irrefutably
proven myself right, and proven the two *morons* are indeed huge
fucking *Mathematical* *Morons*>
Why are you *so* *stupid*, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? LOL
And the above proves DildoRider *and* Shiny Tinfoil Spankard have been
*wrong* about every fucking thing they've been blathering.
Bwahahaaaaa! Once again your Usenet Lord and Master drop-kicks your
moronic asses across Usenet.
I bet you wish you could be right just once, huh, Moron.
And I'll just drop another SPNAK! in here for added effect...
SPNAK!
You may begin backpedaling in 3... 2... 1... GO!
<snicker>
===============================================================
Your inability to understand, let alone refute, that reality stands as
your tacit admission that you are Usenet's Mathematical Moron.
SPNAK!
RUN! SHINY TINFOIL SPANKARD! RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!
--
Shiny Tinfoil Spankard (aka Bite My Shiny Metal Ass) didn't know:
=====================================
MID: <13d33d0638e0ec690b63393d0710f658@dizum.com>
MID: <80d61a6928a9e7df316c519affcf3838@dizum.com>
The Euler equation is a subset of equations known as the Euler-Fourier
Formulas, thus that a sinewave is a transformation of a circle (which
should have been intuitive, given that generators *rotate* to create
*sinusoids*).
MID: <ff81cb60204ffbd777cd15a6261cfb67@dizum.com>
That cross correlation is used with Fourier transforms.
That superposition is the same as wave interference.
That wave interference works the same for standing or traveling waves.
That RMS and peak-to-peak voltage are two different things.
That RMS isn't a DC voltage.
That 170 volt peak, 120.208 volt RMS L-N 3-phase service gives 208.207
volts RMS L-L.
That 4444525800 != 4400000000 != 1.
The difference between frequency and period of a sinewave.
That there's no difference between 'i' and 'j' in electrical
engineering, physics and control systems engineering.
What a positive or negative vector is.
That the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a closed loop per
Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases sum to zero.
That "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic".
That his claim: "Water is tetrahedral. It actually has 4 poles, 2
positive and 2 negative." is nonsense from a blathering moron.
That the term "electronegativity" denotes a *positive* effective
nuclear charge.
What the definition of the word "equivalent" is.
That digital voltmeters do indeed take discrete instantaneous samples.
That the atmosphere (and the gaseous phase water within the
atmosphere) does indeed follow the Ideal Gas Law to within 1.337842%
margin of error *worst* *case* at 70 F.
That the square of the instantaneous sample of peak-to-peak voltage of
a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave, thus its average does
*not* equal zero, as Shiny Tinfoil Brain k'lames.
That the Ideal Gas Law does not require an ideal gas because it takes
into account molar volume.
That "within 10% error" does not equal "10% error".
That water can be plasmized.
That atomic number does not equal effective nuclear charge.
MID: <382fa822c6dbca9a6f88cab5a104bf62@dizum.com>
That formulas *are* math.
How to use a graphing calculator.
MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com>
What LaTeX notation is.
MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com>
That LaTeX notation *is* "plain text", not a script.
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That a formula in LaTeX notation is still a formula.
That scientific notation and LaTeX notation are not the same.
DUURRRHH! GoogleTard. LOL
That LaTeX notation can be copy-n-pasted into a LaTeX compatible
program to view the formula.
That image size != image resolution.
And the moron continues to demonstrate his inability to read a graph.
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Shiny Tinfoil Spankard the Mathematical Moron maunders and mewls:
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"All you've shown us is graphs of formulas. No equal signs, no maths
done." - Shiny Tinfoil Brain demonstrates his Mathematical Moronism.
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SPNAK!
<snicker>
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