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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks |
| Subject | Re: Check it out. |
| Date | 2015-11-02 23:17 -0800 |
| Organization | Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com |
| Message-ID | <MPG.30a1ff639d5d429c98b4e8@news.altopia.com> (permalink) |
| References | (16 earlier) <MPG.30a00c4f1efdc16f98b481@news.altopia.com> <57fbfe661fa7c11a2850df3089c29faf@dizum.com> <PM00052392B49FA047@Noble-Gas.PK5001Z> <MPG.30a14914e6ca3d5498b4da@news.altopia.com> <PM0005239BA0BC3A91@Noble-Gas.PK5001Z> |
Cross-posted to 2 groups.
In article <PM0005239BA0BC3A91@Noble-Gas.PK5001Z>,
invalid@invalid.invalid says...
>
> Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> > In article <PM00052392B49FA047@Noble-Gas.PK5001Z>,
> > invalid@invalid.invalid says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
> >> >
> >> > So air up your Walmart tires, gas up with 87 octane, throw your
> >> > 4-foot-long 6-inch diameter squirming diesel-turbo strap-on dildo with
> >> > jackhammer attachment and your Antonio Banderas blow-up love doll in
> >> > the trunk, twist the crank on the front of your shitty British
> >> > fagmobile to get her started, wait for the clattering to die down and
> >> > hope to gawd she doesn't backfire and belch flames up through her
> >> > carburetor, buckle yourself in with your single lap belt, slip it into
> >> > first and ease out gently on the clutch so as not to kill that
> >> > underpowered 50 year old piece of shit engine, and get to
> >> > rattle-wheezing your way southward, Chimpy. Pray it doesn't rain or
> >> > the electricals will short out and strand you by the side of the road.
> >> > Take plenty of extra oil... a quart every 1000 miles, right? LOL
> >> >
> >>
> >> That was fun and grin-able.
> >
> > I think you're the last of the Fakey fans. Nobody else gives a crap.
> >
>
> It's just that it's so funny to me because of my youth...great uncles and
> grand dads and neighbors where it was EXACTLY like that... flames actually
> shooting through the carb and the god-awful racket and tires with zero tread
> and the bucking and heaving and squealing of trying to slip the clutch to get
> the goddamned thing UP the driveway because for some people thought it was
> normal to have a 50 degree driveway and big black areas soaked with oil were
> standard.
So, do you think Fakey was speaking from experience, like some of the
"other" topics he constantly talks about... IYKWIMAITYD <snicker>
There. I primed the pump, so he's likely to spew some more entertaining
gay lames real soon... he's one hungry little swishy fishy!
J <=== BITE ME!
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
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Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-10-31 05:04 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-01 23:25 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 05:30 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 05:47 +0100
Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-02 23:17 -0800
Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 17:14 -0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 07:05 +0100
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-24 07:05 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-24 07:28 -0700
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-24 18:04 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 00:10 +0800
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-25 12:17 -0400
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 00:59 +0800
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-25 13:04 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-25 19:06 -0700
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-25 18:08 +0100
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-25 13:22 -0400
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 07:39 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 15:03 +0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 18:24 +0100
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-26 11:49 -0600
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 13:12 -0700
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-26 07:23 -0600
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 10:11 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 01:57 +0800
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-25 19:12 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 13:12 +0800
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-25 22:28 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 14:48 +0800
Re: Check it out. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-27 14:22 +0000
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-28 04:14 +0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 06:58 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 14:54 +0800
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 00:50 -0700
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 09:19 +0000
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 10:10 -0700
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 18:24 +0000
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 17:56 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 07:04 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 15:00 +0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 16:54 +0100
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 00:54 +0800
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 10:15 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 01:50 +0800
Re: Check it out. mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2016-03-26 13:58 -0400
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 18:56 +0000
Re: Check it out. mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2016-03-26 16:07 -0400
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-27 08:41 +0100
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 06:13 +0200
Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-03-26 21:31 -0700
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 00:52 -0400
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 07:56 +0200
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 02:14 -0400
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 17:36 +0200
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 10:44 -0600
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-28 07:42 +0200
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 02:47 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-28 01:25 -0700
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-28 18:32 +0200
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 13:13 -0600
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-28 16:29 -0700
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-29 07:24 +0100
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-29 08:14 -0700
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-29 17:04 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-29 14:36 -0700
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 05:30 -0600
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 07:06 +0200
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 13:55 +0800
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 02:14 -0400
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 00:22 -0700
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 00:21 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 18:20 +0800
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 06:45 -0600
Re: Check it out. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-03-27 11:02 -0500
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 17:36 +0200
Re: Check it out. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-28 07:10 +0000
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 04:32 -0600
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-27 11:35 +0100
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 11:32 -0700
Re: Check it out. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-27 23:04 +0000
Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 19:30 -0700
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 13:17 +0800
Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 18:39 +0200
Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 11:11 -0600
Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-28 04:03 +0800
Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-27 21:34 +0100
Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 01:45 -0400
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