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Re: Check it out.

From Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge>
Newsgroups alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks
Subject Re: Check it out.
Date 2016-03-24 07:28 -0700
Organization Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com
Message-ID <MPG.315d995f8386d2f798cbcb@news.altopia.com> (permalink)
References <n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> <117f1ba675be470f2a887233e6366fcb@dizum.com> <op.yets3ad1tm21m2@benson.localhost>

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In article <op.yets3ad1tm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...


> 
> On Sat, 31 Oct 2015 00:04:52 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
> Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> 
> > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >
> > Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5, in <news:n10ouc$hae$1@dont-email.me> did
> > thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
> >
> >> Sold the '62
> >>
> >> Just got done with the '64
> >>
> >> Convertible, black top.  Pristine.  77K original miles.  ALL original.
> >> 390/auto.
> >>
> >> Would eat Checky's MG for breakfast in a 1/4 mile  :-)
> >>
> >> Difference being ... Unlike Fakey's Lotus ... THIS car is real.
> >
> > Oh, absolutely. The Giant Killer is imaginary, no doubt about it.
> >
> > <http://i.imgur.com/gAwOsJh.png>
> 
> https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
> 
> YEP.  NO DOUBT ABOUT IT (ANYMORE).
> 
> >
> > And that's all yer gettin'.
> 
> https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
> 
> >
> > She's up to 492 RWHP on the Granatelli dyno with no nitrous.
> 
> better yet:
> 
> no nitrous.
> no dyno.
> no lotus.
> 
> https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
> 
> > I'm
> > thinking of renaming her the Chimpy Crusher.
> 
> you must be talking about your hawt wife now because you obviously don't
> have a lotus that you could snap a quick pic of.
> 
> >
> > <snickerTurd>
> >
> >> 17K if yer interested.
> >>
> >> http://postimg.org/image/pn0ciwu97/
> >
> > I wonder if Chimpy will ever make good on his challenge to race for
> > pink slips. Nah, he'll run away. Again.
> 
> at least he actually has cars and can manage to take a picture of them
> without having to weave some kind of horseshit kindergarten schizo fairy
> tale revolving around faked images.
> 
> >
> > <rekcins>
> >

Great detective work, proving beyond any possible doubt, that Fakey 
doesn't own a Lotus, as I've been saying for years.  Amazing that his 
mental illness still compels him to continue insisting that those 
pictures are of his car, when it's been proven conclusively that he's 
FAKING it again, just like all his other bullshit claims.

New Geico ad...

"If you're Fakey, you lie about stuff... it's what you do..."

Fakey's biggest Walter Mitty lie:

FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx, AKA: The Friendly Gay-For-Good Cock Wrangler 
did thusly stick his penis head-first into the pencil sharpener again:


"I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL

Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL

People applauded.

<snicker>"


Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com>

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Fakey's best lie ever!  LOL!

-- 
Mustaffa Sheboygan

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Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-10-31 05:04 +0100
  Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-01 23:25 +0100
    Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 05:30 +0100
    Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 05:47 +0100
    Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-02 23:17 -0800
  Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 17:14 -0800
    Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 07:05 +0100
  Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-24 07:05 -0400
    Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-24 07:28 -0700
    Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-24 18:04 +0100
      Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 00:10 +0800
        Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-25 12:17 -0400
          Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 00:59 +0800
            Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-25 13:04 -0400
          Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-25 19:06 -0700
        Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-25 18:08 +0100
          Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-25 13:22 -0400
            Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 07:39 +0100
              Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 15:03 +0800
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 18:24 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-26 11:49 -0600
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 13:12 -0700
              Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-26 07:23 -0600
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 10:11 -0700
          Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 01:57 +0800
            Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-25 19:12 -0700
              Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 13:12 +0800
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-25 22:28 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 14:48 +0800
                Re: Check it out. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-27 14:22 +0000
                Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-28 04:14 +0800
              Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 06:58 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 14:54 +0800
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 00:50 -0700
                Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 09:19 +0000
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 10:10 -0700
                Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 18:24 +0000
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 17:56 +0100
            Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 07:04 +0100
              Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 15:00 +0800
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 16:54 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 00:54 +0800
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-26 10:15 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 01:50 +0800
                Re: Check it out. mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2016-03-26 13:58 -0400
                Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 18:56 +0000
                Re: Check it out. mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2016-03-26 16:07 -0400
                Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-27 08:41 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 06:13 +0200
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-03-26 21:31 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 00:52 -0400
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 07:56 +0200
                Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 02:14 -0400
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 17:36 +0200
                Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 10:44 -0600
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-28 07:42 +0200
                Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 02:47 -0400
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-28 01:25 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-28 18:32 +0200
                Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 13:13 -0600
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-28 16:29 -0700
                Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-29 07:24 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-29 08:14 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-29 17:04 -0400
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-29 14:36 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 05:30 -0600
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 07:06 +0200
                Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 13:55 +0800
                Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 02:14 -0400
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 00:22 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 00:21 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 18:20 +0800
                Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 06:45 -0600
                Re: Check it out. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-03-27 11:02 -0500
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 17:36 +0200
                Re: Check it out. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-28 07:10 +0000
                Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 04:32 -0600
                Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-27 11:35 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 11:32 -0700
                Re: Check it out. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-27 23:04 +0000
                Re: Check it out. Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 19:30 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 13:17 +0800
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 18:39 +0200
                Re: Check it out. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 11:11 -0600
                Re: Check it out. Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-28 04:03 +0800
                Re: Check it out. snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-27 21:34 +0100
                Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 01:45 -0400

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