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Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "...Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic....Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 10:43 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-02 12:46 -0600
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 13:15 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-02 16:36 -0600
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-02 17:39 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-02 11:49 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 13:17 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-02 15:39 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 16:42 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-02 17:46 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 21:56 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-03 05:04 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-02 23:23 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate; DoW #1" <L.unatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 22:11 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Vitriol Trollsbane <Vitriol@IDontEatSpam.ootikof.net> - 2016-02-03 09:00 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 08:09 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-03 18:48 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-03 12:57 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 10:36 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 06:01 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 00:16 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 18:16 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:37 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 07:04 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-03 11:14 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 10:42 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-03 17:11 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 18:34 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-03 20:52 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 05:40 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 00:15 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 23:29 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 18:11 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:22 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-04 09:44 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:53 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-04 17:26 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-04 18:32 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 19:06 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 19:03 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 05:43 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 00:32 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 06:10 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 08:03 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 07:16 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-05 16:16 +0000
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 11:49 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 11:53 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 11:59 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:03 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 18:07 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 10:30 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:08 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 13:17 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 07:32 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 02:08 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-06 09:34 +0000
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-06 02:29 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 18:52 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 12:40 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:01 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 09:59 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 11:07 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 14:02 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 11:10 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:07 -0600
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 19:06 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 11:17 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 13:26 -0500
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:36 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 12:08 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 11:12 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 18:37 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:52 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-04 17:27 -0800
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 07:47 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 00:34 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 18:30 +0100
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 11:06 -0700
Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-03 00:53 -0700
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| From | "...Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic....Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 10:43 -0800 |
| Subject | Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER |
| Message-ID | <MPG.311a98c35291846e98c491@news.altopia.com> |
In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... > > "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message > news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... > > On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: > > > >> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >> KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS SIMPLE > >> THING, YOU WILL BE KILLFILED. > > > > Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written > > warning"? > > > > C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called rules > > with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls to follow > > through with them. That makes you a liar. > > Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to kook's and > kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the kook's being here, > ad for getting rid of them. > > If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be killfiling. > Irregardless what your warning status is for locked discussion violation. > > > > > You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This > > thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. > > LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking wonder why > you lost the public property debate so readily. Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell was public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You even won a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another one for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" or "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except that I banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel free to thank me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, so tread lightly, my friend... -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1 AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | pandora <pandora@peak.org> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 12:46 -0600 |
| Message-ID | <29KdnU8PzN3wZC3LnZ2dnUU7-RudnZ2d@scnresearch.com> |
| In reply to | #55090 |
On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 10:43:49 -0800, ...Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, > jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... > > > >> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message >> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... >> > On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: >> > >> >> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF >> >> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> >> KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS >> >> SIMPLE THING, YOU WILL BE KILLFILED. >> > >> > Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written >> > warning"? >> > >> > C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called rules >> > with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls to follow >> > through with them. That makes you a liar. >> >> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to >> kook's and kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the >> kook's being here, >> ad for getting rid of them. >> >> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be killfiling. >> Irregardless what your warning status is for locked discussion >> violation. >> >> >> >> > You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This >> > thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. >> >> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking wonder >> why you lost the public property debate so readily. > > Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell was > public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You even won > a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another one > for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" or > "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except that I > banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel free to thank > me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, so > tread lightly, my friend... He's such an idiot.
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 13:15 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.311abc4f4c4b594398c494@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #55091 |
In article <29KdnU8PzN3wZC3LnZ2dnUU7-RudnZ2d@scnresearch.com>, pandora@peak.org says... > > On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 10:43:49 -0800, ...Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > > In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, > > jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... > > > > > > > >> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message > >> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... > >> > On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: > >> > > >> >> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF > >> >> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >> >> KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS > >> >> SIMPLE THING, YOU WILL BE KILLFILED. > >> > > >> > Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written > >> > warning"? > >> > > >> > C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called rules > >> > with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls to follow > >> > through with them. That makes you a liar. > >> > >> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to > >> kook's and kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the > >> kook's being here, > >> ad for getting rid of them. > >> > >> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be killfiling. > >> Irregardless what your warning status is for locked discussion > >> violation. > >> > >> > >> > >> > You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This > >> > thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. > >> > >> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking wonder > >> why you lost the public property debate so readily. > > > > Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell was > > public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You even won > > a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another one > > for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" or > > "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except that I > > banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel free to thank > > me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, so > > tread lightly, my friend... > > He's such an idiot. He gives other idiots a bad name. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1 AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | pandora <pandora@peak.org> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 16:36 -0600 |
| Message-ID | <zPmdnYaWC8zssizLnZ2dnUU7-fednZ2d@scnresearch.com> |
| In reply to | #55093 |
On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 13:15:36 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > In article <29KdnU8PzN3wZC3LnZ2dnUU7-RudnZ2d@scnresearch.com>, > pandora@peak.org says... > > > >> On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 10:43:49 -0800, ...Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >> >> > In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, >> > jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... >> > >> > >> > >> >> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message >> >> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... >> >> > On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF >> >> >> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> >> >> KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO >> >> >> THIS SIMPLE THING, YOU WILL BE KILLFILED. >> >> > >> >> > Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written >> >> > warning"? >> >> > >> >> > C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called >> >> > rules with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls >> >> > to follow through with them. That makes you a liar. >> >> >> >> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to >> >> kook's and kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the >> >> kook's being here, >> >> ad for getting rid of them. >> >> >> >> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be >> >> killfiling. >> >> Irregardless what your warning status is for locked discussion >> >> violation. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This >> >> > thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. >> >> >> >> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking >> >> wonder why you lost the public property debate so readily. >> > >> > Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell was >> > public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You even >> > won a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win >> > another one for your belief that you possess some magical power that >> > can "lock" or "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... >> > except that I banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. >> > Feel free to thank me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more >> > power than you do, so tread lightly, my friend... >> >> He's such an idiot. > > He gives other idiots a bad name. That he does.
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| From | "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 17:39 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <hvb2bb1kbt65qtp7r4vvhk2amef51jmt6k@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #55095 |
On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 16:36:33 -0600, pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote: >On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 13:15:36 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >> >> He gives other idiots a bad name. > >That he does. PEE KAY BEE! -- Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. "It is my erudite opinion that a man should not mince words just to spare the sensibilities of the ignorant or the thin-skinned."
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| From | "%" <persent@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 11:49 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <94nj7q.q2h.19.1@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #55090 |
...Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, > jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... > > >> >> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message >> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... >>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: >>> >>>> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF >>>> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN >>>> ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS SIMPLE THING, YOU WILL BE >>>> KILLFILED. >>> >>> Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written >>> warning"? >>> >>> C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called rules >>> with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls to follow >>> through with them. That makes you a liar. >> >> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to >> kook's and kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the >> kook's being here, ad for getting rid of them. >> >> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be >> killfiling. Irregardless what your warning status is for locked >> discussion violation. >> >> >> >>> You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This >>> thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. >> >> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking >> wonder why you lost the public property debate so readily. > > Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell was > public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You even > won > a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another > one > for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" or > "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except that I > banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel free to > thank > me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, so > tread lightly, my friend... you may have banished them but i kept them going , feel the power
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 13:17 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.311abcad56cdfda098c495@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #55092 |
In article <94nj7q.q2h.19.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... > > ...Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, > > jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... > > > > > >> > >> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message > >> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... > >>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: > >>> > >>>> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF > >>>> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN > >>>> ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS SIMPLE THING, YOU WILL BE > >>>> KILLFILED. > >>> > >>> Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written > >>> warning"? > >>> > >>> C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called rules > >>> with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls to follow > >>> through with them. That makes you a liar. > >> > >> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to > >> kook's and kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the > >> kook's being here, ad for getting rid of them. > >> > >> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be > >> killfiling. Irregardless what your warning status is for locked > >> discussion violation. > >> > >> > >> > >>> You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This > >>> thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. > >> > >> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking > >> wonder why you lost the public property debate so readily. > > > > Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell was > > public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You even > > won > > a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another > > one > > for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" or > > "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except that I > > banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel free to > > thank > > me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, so > > tread lightly, my friend... > > you may have banished them but i kept them going , feel the power What you said right their is a big fat lye and I M*8AN IT!!!!! -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1 AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | "%" <persent@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 15:39 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <94o0nj.886.19.1@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #55094 |
Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > In article <94nj7q.q2h.19.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... > > >> >> ...Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>> In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, >>> jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... >>> >>> >>>> >>>> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message >>>> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... >>>>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF >>>>>> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN >>>>>> ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS SIMPLE THING, YOU WILL BE >>>>>> KILLFILED. >>>>> >>>>> Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written >>>>> warning"? >>>>> >>>>> C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called >>>>> rules with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls >>>>> to follow through with them. That makes you a liar. >>>> >>>> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to >>>> kook's and kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for >>>> the kook's being here, ad for getting rid of them. >>>> >>>> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be >>>> killfiling. Irregardless what your warning status is for locked >>>> discussion violation. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>> You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This >>>>> thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. >>>> >>>> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking >>>> wonder why you lost the public property debate so readily. >>> >>> Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell >>> was public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You >>> even won >>> a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another >>> one >>> for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" >>> or "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except >>> that I banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel >>> free to thank >>> me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, >>> so tread lightly, my friend... >> >> you may have banished them but i kept them going , feel the power > > What you said right their is a big fat lye and I M*8AN IT!!!!! you have pica
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 16:42 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.311aecb71cfcd7d98c4a5@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #55096 |
In article <94o0nj.886.19.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... > > Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > In article <94nj7q.q2h.19.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... > > > > > >> > >> ...Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >>> In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, > >>> jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... > >>> > >>> > >>>> > >>>> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message > >>>> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... > >>>>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: > >>>>> > >>>>>> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF > >>>>>> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN > >>>>>> ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS SIMPLE THING, YOU WILL BE > >>>>>> KILLFILED. > >>>>> > >>>>> Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written > >>>>> warning"? > >>>>> > >>>>> C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called > >>>>> rules with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls > >>>>> to follow through with them. That makes you a liar. > >>>> > >>>> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to > >>>> kook's and kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for > >>>> the kook's being here, ad for getting rid of them. > >>>> > >>>> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be > >>>> killfiling. Irregardless what your warning status is for locked > >>>> discussion violation. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>> You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This > >>>>> thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. > >>>> > >>>> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking > >>>> wonder why you lost the public property debate so readily. > >>> > >>> Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell > >>> was public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You > >>> even won > >>> a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another > >>> one > >>> for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" > >>> or "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except > >>> that I banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel > >>> free to thank > >>> me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, > >>> so tread lightly, my friend... > >> > >> you may have banished them but i kept them going , feel the power > > > > What you said right their is a big fat lye and I M*8AN IT!!!!! > > you have pica I suppose now you want me to ask you what that means, but I'm not falling for it. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1 AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | "%" <persent@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 17:46 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <94o86p.jfv.19.1@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #55098 |
Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > In article <94o0nj.886.19.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... > > >> >> Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>> In article <94nj7q.q2h.19.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... >>> >>> >>>> >>>> ...Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>>>> In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, >>>>> jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message >>>>>> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... >>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF >>>>>>>> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN >>>>>>>> ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS SIMPLE THING, YOU WILL >>>>>>>> BE KILLFILED. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the >>>>>>> "written warning"? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called >>>>>>> rules with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls >>>>>>> to follow through with them. That makes you a liar. >>>>>> >>>>>> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to >>>>>> kook's and kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for >>>>>> the kook's being here, ad for getting rid of them. >>>>>> >>>>>> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be >>>>>> killfiling. Irregardless what your warning status is for locked >>>>>> discussion violation. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. >>>>>>> This thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. >>>>>> >>>>>> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking >>>>>> wonder why you lost the public property debate so readily. >>>>> >>>>> Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell >>>>> was public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? >>>>> You even won >>>>> a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win >>>>> another one >>>>> for your belief that you possess some magical power that can >>>>> "lock" or "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... >>>>> except that I banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. >>>>> Feel free to thank >>>>> me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you >>>>> do, so tread lightly, my friend... >>>> >>>> you may have banished them but i kept them going , feel the power >>> >>> What you said right their is a big fat lye and I M*8AN IT!!!!! >> >> you have pica > > I suppose now you want me to ask you what that means, but I'm not > falling for it. that proves you have it
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 21:56 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.311b3654a2af914498c4af@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #55099 |
In article <94o86p.jfv.19.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... > > Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > In article <94o0nj.886.19.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... > > > > > >> > >> Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >>> In article <94nj7q.q2h.19.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... > >>> > >>> > >>>> > >>>> ...Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >>>>> In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, > >>>>> jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message > >>>>>> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... > >>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF > >>>>>>>> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN > >>>>>>>> ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS SIMPLE THING, YOU WILL > >>>>>>>> BE KILLFILED. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the > >>>>>>> "written warning"? > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called > >>>>>>> rules with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls > >>>>>>> to follow through with them. That makes you a liar. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to > >>>>>> kook's and kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for > >>>>>> the kook's being here, ad for getting rid of them. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be > >>>>>> killfiling. Irregardless what your warning status is for locked > >>>>>> discussion violation. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>>> You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. > >>>>>>> This thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking > >>>>>> wonder why you lost the public property debate so readily. > >>>>> > >>>>> Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell > >>>>> was public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? > >>>>> You even won > >>>>> a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win > >>>>> another one > >>>>> for your belief that you possess some magical power that can > >>>>> "lock" or "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... > >>>>> except that I banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. > >>>>> Feel free to thank > >>>>> me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you > >>>>> do, so tread lightly, my friend... > >>>> > >>>> you may have banished them but i kept them going , feel the power > >>> > >>> What you said right their is a big fat lye and I M*8AN IT!!!!! > >> > >> you have pica > > > > I suppose now you want me to ask you what that means, but I'm not > > falling for it. > > that proves you have it I gave it to someone else. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1 AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-02-03 05:04 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <3c129f74115bb197f1bbd75eea0cc279@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #55090 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Chimpy D. PickleTickler (aka Checkmate the Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon),
in <news:MPG.311a98c35291846e98c491@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
> jerrysauk@hotmail.com says...
>> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
>> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com...
>>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>> KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS SIMPLE
>>>> THING, YOU WILL BE KILLFILED.
>>> Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written
>>> warning"?
>>>
>>> C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called rules
>>> with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls to follow
>>> through with them. That makes you a liar.
>> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to kook's and
>> kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the kook's being here,
>> ad for getting rid of them.
>>
>> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be killfiling.
>> Irregardless what your warning status is for locked discussion violation.
>>> You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This
>>> thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin.
>> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking wonder why
>> you lost the public property debate so readily.
> Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell was
> public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You even won
> a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another one
> for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" or
> "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except that I
> banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel free to thank
> me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, so
> tread lightly, my friend...
Yeah, don't listen to the lying historical-revisionist poofter, he's
been trying to take credit for my destroying the old guard stAUKer
cabal for the longest time.
He started by k'laming that he'd run off *all* the old guard stAUKer
cabal in one month... of course, they'd been driven off by me over the
course of three years, so Chimpy soon realized the absurdity of his
claim, and revised it to two months... then he revised it to him just
having driven off Cujo DeSuckPuppet and Gary Burnore... then he
revised it to him having just driven off Gary Burnore.
Chimpy's not very bright, so he's a terrible liar.
Here's what really happened:
I attacked the old guard stAUKer cabal, outing the good majority of
them and driving an even higher percentage of them insane with my
truthiness and snarkiness.
I staged a coup, took over the kook awards, ran a much better kook
awards process for far longer than the old guard had in a long time,
and generally drove the prior FNVW insane... poor Fat Fred Hall was so
perplexed at having been usurped that he went a bit insane and started
buying up every domain I used as a posting email address, then
complaining to my NSP admins claiming I was using "his" domains, in an
attempt at kicking me off Usenet.
Of course, that didn't work, and eventually the cost of buying up
domain after domain began to wear on poor old Fat Fred, culminating in
my using my current .xxx domain, which had a $100/yr registration
cost, which was a bit too rich for Fat Fred.
He gave one last massive footstomping tirade in which he couldn't even
form full sentences, then his heart seized and he collapsed into a
pool of his own kookfroth. He lay there rotting for weeks because he
was a morbidly obese shut-in with no friends.
Someone finally noticed the rotting stench from his single-wide
trailer, and since he was far too fat to fit through the door, they
cut open and peeled back the top of his single-wide trailer and craned
out his bloated rotting bulk, dropped him into a triple-wide coffin
and buried his fat ass. LOL
Gary Burnore attempted to resurrect the old guard stAUKer cabal kook
awards after that, but he's a fucking moron. On top of that, I began
attacking him, uncovering every detail of his conviction for molesting
a minor. I proved he was lying about the whole thing, and informed
everyone in a 5 mile radius of his house, including the elementary
school he lived next to, and the Girl Scout troops I caught him
cozying up to. I outed that he was hosting nearly every Girl Scout
troop in his area on his hobby server, and he quickly moved them to
other hosting. The parents in his area were angry that a convicted
child molester had been allowed to weasel his way off the Sex Offender
Registry, that he was living in their neighborhood right next to a
school, that he was trying to get close to several Girl Scout troops,
and they had no idea. Burnore received threats in his mailbox, and
eventually moved to a more pedo-friendly city.
The harder I hammered Burnore, the longer were his absences in AUK. By
the time Chimpy started k'laming credit for having destroyed the kook
awards, Burnore was attempting to hold his 'awards from a kook' only
once a quarter.
So in reality, I spent three years destroying the old guard stAUKer
cabal's stalking harassing libeling game, whereas Chimpy just happened
upon the mangled and bleeding-out carcasses of the old guard stAUKer
cabal, pissed himself in fright at the sight of the carnage,
eventually worked up the courage to poke one of them with a stick, and
when he found they were far too gone to even muster a response, Chimpy
started crowing that he'd killed *all* of them, then backpedaled and
modified his lie.
In short, Chimpy was only able to k'lame he'd done in two months what
I did in three years, because I did for three years what Chimpy is too
much of a pants-shitting coward to ever do.
In addition, Chimpy's a barely-closeted queer gay fag... even a
notorious faghag who's been with Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer the
out-and-proud faggot rejected Chimpy as *too* gay. Twice. LOL
If you post a few pictures of fat greasy triple-chinned dudes in
spandex, Chimpy'll fag out for weeks. He likes the bouncy boys. LOL
So in reality, Chimpy's just attempting to intimidate you into a
sexual relationship with him... don't fall for it. He likely has an
STD, and you'll end up with a "gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), since
he just loves that.
The likely explanation for Chimpy's faggotry is that Chimpy was
molested as a child. Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood
experiences" (Chimpy's words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty
bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing
drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog
homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his asshole... like turn it
inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that was like "trying to
stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused
him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot"
(Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to
tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face."
(Chimpy's words) and "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's
words).
Chimpy was caught repeatedly insisting that the picture of his "lost
love" was actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually
had a "man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and
balls" (Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and
"a nut sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... so yeah, Chimpy's a massive
queermo.
In addition, you can peruse all the "Chimpy's Famous Faggotisms", as
outlined in my .sig, which Chimpy continues to decline to try to
refute or deny... he swishes out of his closet, lisps a lot and
generally fags up the joint, gets embarrassed and scurries back into
his closet, and if you listen carefully, you can hear him lispily
berating himself, "Butch it up, Checkie! You've *got* to butch it up!
Act like a *man*, for goodneth thake!".
Proof:
Message-ID: <9c9dc8ba038d92f10cedf1ad3c50606e@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <99a373cf33c89fb7038301bf647cce99@dizum.com>
So just laugh at the powerless poof... the most he can do is stomp his
high heels and smack you with his purse.
<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
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In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
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Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
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Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
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MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
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"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
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"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
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"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
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"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
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"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
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"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
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MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
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"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
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"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
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To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
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"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
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What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.
databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.
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| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 23:23 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <op.yb8o4yfutm21m2@benson.localhost> |
| In reply to | #55100 |
i remember buying a few domains and taunting kooks about it. http://www.netkooks.org we're not so different, you and i... it's just that you are an annoying inferiority-complex having fuckhead. bird brain. LOL On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 23:04:05 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> > > Chimpy D. PickleTickler (aka Checkmate the Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon), > in <news:MPG.311a98c35291846e98c491@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump > head first into the wood chipper again: > >> In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, >> jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... > >>> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message >>> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... > >>>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: > >>>>> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF >>>>> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>> KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS >>>>> SIMPLE >>>>> THING, YOU WILL BE KILLFILED. > >>>> Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written >>>> warning"? >>>> >>>> C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called rules >>>> with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls to follow >>>> through with them. That makes you a liar. > >>> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to >>> kook's and >>> kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the kook's being >>> here, >>> ad for getting rid of them. >>> >>> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be killfiling. >>> Irregardless what your warning status is for locked discussion >>> violation. > >>>> You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This >>>> thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. > >>> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking >>> wonder why >>> you lost the public property debate so readily. > >> Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell was >> public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You even won >> a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another one >> for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" or >> "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except that I >> banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel free to thank >> me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, so >> tread lightly, my friend... > > Yeah, don't listen to the lying historical-revisionist poofter, he's > been trying to take credit for my destroying the old guard stAUKer > cabal for the longest time. > > He started by k'laming that he'd run off *all* the old guard stAUKer > cabal in one month... of course, they'd been driven off by me over the > course of three years, so Chimpy soon realized the absurdity of his > claim, and revised it to two months... then he revised it to him just > having driven off Cujo DeSuckPuppet and Gary Burnore... then he > revised it to him having just driven off Gary Burnore. > > Chimpy's not very bright, so he's a terrible liar. > > Here's what really happened: > I attacked the old guard stAUKer cabal, outing the good majority of > them and driving an even higher percentage of them insane with my > truthiness and snarkiness. > > I staged a coup, took over the kook awards, ran a much better kook > awards process for far longer than the old guard had in a long time, > and generally drove the prior FNVW insane... poor Fat Fred Hall was so > perplexed at having been usurped that he went a bit insane and started > buying up every domain I used as a posting email address, then > complaining to my NSP admins claiming I was using "his" domains, in an > attempt at kicking me off Usenet. > > Of course, that didn't work, and eventually the cost of buying up > domain after domain began to wear on poor old Fat Fred, culminating in > my using my current .xxx domain, which had a $100/yr registration > cost, which was a bit too rich for Fat Fred. > > He gave one last massive footstomping tirade in which he couldn't even > form full sentences, then his heart seized and he collapsed into a > pool of his own kookfroth. He lay there rotting for weeks because he > was a morbidly obese shut-in with no friends. > > Someone finally noticed the rotting stench from his single-wide > trailer, and since he was far too fat to fit through the door, they > cut open and peeled back the top of his single-wide trailer and craned > out his bloated rotting bulk, dropped him into a triple-wide coffin > and buried his fat ass. LOL > > Gary Burnore attempted to resurrect the old guard stAUKer cabal kook > awards after that, but he's a fucking moron. On top of that, I began > attacking him, uncovering every detail of his conviction for molesting > a minor. I proved he was lying about the whole thing, and informed > everyone in a 5 mile radius of his house, including the elementary > school he lived next to, and the Girl Scout troops I caught him > cozying up to. I outed that he was hosting nearly every Girl Scout > troop in his area on his hobby server, and he quickly moved them to > other hosting. The parents in his area were angry that a convicted > child molester had been allowed to weasel his way off the Sex Offender > Registry, that he was living in their neighborhood right next to a > school, that he was trying to get close to several Girl Scout troops, > and they had no idea. Burnore received threats in his mailbox, and > eventually moved to a more pedo-friendly city. > > The harder I hammered Burnore, the longer were his absences in AUK. By > the time Chimpy started k'laming credit for having destroyed the kook > awards, Burnore was attempting to hold his 'awards from a kook' only > once a quarter. > > So in reality, I spent three years destroying the old guard stAUKer > cabal's stalking harassing libeling game, whereas Chimpy just happened > upon the mangled and bleeding-out carcasses of the old guard stAUKer > cabal, pissed himself in fright at the sight of the carnage, > eventually worked up the courage to poke one of them with a stick, and > when he found they were far too gone to even muster a response, Chimpy > started crowing that he'd killed *all* of them, then backpedaled and > modified his lie. > > In short, Chimpy was only able to k'lame he'd done in two months what > I did in three years, because I did for three years what Chimpy is too > much of a pants-shitting coward to ever do. > > In addition, Chimpy's a barely-closeted queer gay fag... even a > notorious faghag who's been with Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer the > out-and-proud faggot rejected Chimpy as *too* gay. Twice. LOL > > If you post a few pictures of fat greasy triple-chinned dudes in > spandex, Chimpy'll fag out for weeks. He likes the bouncy boys. LOL > > So in reality, Chimpy's just attempting to intimidate you into a > sexual relationship with him... don't fall for it. He likely has an > STD, and you'll end up with a "gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), since > he just loves that. > > The likely explanation for Chimpy's faggotry is that Chimpy was > molested as a child. Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood > experiences" (Chimpy's words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty > bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing > drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog > homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his asshole... like turn it > inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that was like "trying to > stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused > him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" > (Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to > tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." > (Chimpy's words) and "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's > words). > > Chimpy was caught repeatedly insisting that the picture of his "lost > love" was actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually > had a "man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and > balls" (Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and > "a nut sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... so yeah, Chimpy's a massive > queermo. > > In addition, you can peruse all the "Chimpy's Famous Faggotisms", as > outlined in my .sig, which Chimpy continues to decline to try to > refute or deny... he swishes out of his closet, lisps a lot and > generally fags up the joint, gets embarrassed and scurries back into > his closet, and if you listen carefully, you can hear him lispily > berating himself, "Butch it up, Checkie! You've *got* to butch it up! > Act like a *man*, for goodneth thake!". > > Proof: > Message-ID: <9c9dc8ba038d92f10cedf1ad3c50606e@dizum.com> > Message-ID: <99a373cf33c89fb7038301bf647cce99@dizum.com> > > So just laugh at the powerless poof... the most he can do is stomp his > high heels and smack you with his purse. > > <snicker> > -- i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII art if you ask nicely. "all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..." <f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com> http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg http://cafepress.com/kooktown http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :) if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try: http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2 http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written, Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!: $ perl fakeyBot.pl FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you, look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker> You> Robert Michael Wolfe FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks, Robert. <snicker> Robert> you talk about cocks a lot. FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot? Robert> gay sex, mostly... FakeyBot> Fag! (just as useful as the original!) snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message <b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>: "That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden service. It's not rocket science. _The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my distinct impression was that the "anonymity research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a kiddie pr0n network.) That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation Onymous was just icing on the cake."
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| From | "Checkmate; DoW #1" <L.unatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-02-02 22:11 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.311b39dabf02a1dd98c4b2@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #55101 |
In article <op.yb8o4yfutm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says... > > i remember buying a few domains and taunting kooks about it. > > > > > http://www.netkooks.org > > > > > we're not so different, you and i... it's just that you are an annoying > inferiority-complex having fuckhead. > > > > bird brain. LOL > > > On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 23:04:05 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler > Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: > > > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> > > > > Chimpy D. PickleTickler (aka Checkmate the Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon), > > in <news:MPG.311a98c35291846e98c491@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump > > head first into the wood chipper again: > > > >> In article <DqqdnTfrI9tpoDjLnZ2dnUU7-eUAAAAA@supernews.com>, > >> jerrysauk@hotmail.com says... > > > >>> "Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message > >>> news:9vz03eeeyt92$.dlg@sqwertz.com... > > > >>>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:00:31 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: > > > >>>>> SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE, KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF > >>>>> ALT.FAST-FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >>>>> KEEP YOUR KOOKING ON'S, IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS. IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS > >>>>> SIMPLE > >>>>> THING, YOU WILL BE KILLFILED. > > > >>>> Is that my second warning? What was that one called, the "written > >>>> warning"? > >>>> > >>>> C'mon - you made a big deal about establishing these so-called rules > >>>> with your iron fist and then you don't even have the balls to follow > >>>> through with them. That makes you a liar. > > > >>> Steve, as you already know, the warning program does not apply to > >>> kook's and > >>> kook activity. YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the kook's being > >>> here, > >>> ad for getting rid of them. > >>> > >>> If you FAIL in your responsibility, your punishment will be killfiling. > >>> Irregardless what your warning status is for locked discussion > >>> violation. > > > >>>> You pussy. Let's discuss how Taco Bell is private property. This > >>>> thread is NOW OPEN. Please Begin. > > > >>> LMFAO.... so that's what you consider "discussion"? No fucking > >>> wonder why > >>> you lost the public property debate so readily. > > > >> Hi, Jerry Suck. You were proven wrong when you claimed Taco Bell was > >> public property. Remember that little slice of stupidity? You even won > >> a ko0k award for it, if I'm not mistaken. You'd easily win another one > >> for your belief that you possess some magical power that can "lock" or > >> "unlock" threads in an unmoderated discussion group... except that I > >> banished Gary Burnore and the ko0k awards from AUK. Feel free to thank > >> me for that at any time. Obviously, I have more power than you do, so > >> tread lightly, my friend... > > > > Yeah, don't listen to the lying historical-revisionist poofter, he's > > been trying to take credit for my destroying the old guard stAUKer > > cabal for the longest time. > > > > He started by k'laming that he'd run off *all* the old guard stAUKer > > cabal in one month... of course, they'd been driven off by me over the > > course of three years, so Chimpy soon realized the absurdity of his > > claim, and revised it to two months... then he revised it to him just > > having driven off Cujo DeSuckPuppet and Gary Burnore... then he > > revised it to him having just driven off Gary Burnore. > > > > Chimpy's not very bright, so he's a terrible liar. > > > > Here's what really happened: > > I attacked the old guard stAUKer cabal, outing the good majority of > > them and driving an even higher percentage of them insane with my > > truthiness and snarkiness. > > > > I staged a coup, took over the kook awards, ran a much better kook > > awards process for far longer than the old guard had in a long time, > > and generally drove the prior FNVW insane... poor Fat Fred Hall was so > > perplexed at having been usurped that he went a bit insane and started > > buying up every domain I used as a posting email address, then > > complaining to my NSP admins claiming I was using "his" domains, in an > > attempt at kicking me off Usenet. > > > > Of course, that didn't work, and eventually the cost of buying up > > domain after domain began to wear on poor old Fat Fred, culminating in > > my using my current .xxx domain, which had a $100/yr registration > > cost, which was a bit too rich for Fat Fred. > > > > He gave one last massive footstomping tirade in which he couldn't even > > form full sentences, then his heart seized and he collapsed into a > > pool of his own kookfroth. He lay there rotting for weeks because he > > was a morbidly obese shut-in with no friends. > > > > Someone finally noticed the rotting stench from his single-wide > > trailer, and since he was far too fat to fit through the door, they > > cut open and peeled back the top of his single-wide trailer and craned > > out his bloated rotting bulk, dropped him into a triple-wide coffin > > and buried his fat ass. LOL > > > > Gary Burnore attempted to resurrect the old guard stAUKer cabal kook > > awards after that, but he's a fucking moron. On top of that, I began > > attacking him, uncovering every detail of his conviction for molesting > > a minor. I proved he was lying about the whole thing, and informed > > everyone in a 5 mile radius of his house, including the elementary > > school he lived next to, and the Girl Scout troops I caught him > > cozying up to. I outed that he was hosting nearly every Girl Scout > > troop in his area on his hobby server, and he quickly moved them to > > other hosting. The parents in his area were angry that a convicted > > child molester had been allowed to weasel his way off the Sex Offender > > Registry, that he was living in their neighborhood right next to a > > school, that he was trying to get close to several Girl Scout troops, > > and they had no idea. Burnore received threats in his mailbox, and > > eventually moved to a more pedo-friendly city. > > > > The harder I hammered Burnore, the longer were his absences in AUK. By > > the time Chimpy started k'laming credit for having destroyed the kook > > awards, Burnore was attempting to hold his 'awards from a kook' only > > once a quarter. > > > > So in reality, I spent three years destroying the old guard stAUKer > > cabal's stalking harassing libeling game, whereas Chimpy just happened > > upon the mangled and bleeding-out carcasses of the old guard stAUKer > > cabal, pissed himself in fright at the sight of the carnage, > > eventually worked up the courage to poke one of them with a stick, and > > when he found they were far too gone to even muster a response, Chimpy > > started crowing that he'd killed *all* of them, then backpedaled and > > modified his lie. > > > > In short, Chimpy was only able to k'lame he'd done in two months what > > I did in three years, because I did for three years what Chimpy is too > > much of a pants-shitting coward to ever do. > > > > In addition, Chimpy's a barely-closeted queer gay fag... even a > > notorious faghag who's been with Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer the > > out-and-proud faggot rejected Chimpy as *too* gay. Twice. LOL > > > > If you post a few pictures of fat greasy triple-chinned dudes in > > spandex, Chimpy'll fag out for weeks. He likes the bouncy boys. LOL > > > > So in reality, Chimpy's just attempting to intimidate you into a > > sexual relationship with him... don't fall for it. He likely has an > > STD, and you'll end up with a "gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), since > > he just loves that. > > > > The likely explanation for Chimpy's faggotry is that Chimpy was > > molested as a child. Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood > > experiences" (Chimpy's words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty > > bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing > > drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog > > homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his asshole... like turn it > > inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that was like "trying to > > stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused > > him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" > > (Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to > > tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." > > (Chimpy's words) and "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's > > words). > > > > Chimpy was caught repeatedly insisting that the picture of his "lost > > love" was actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually > > had a "man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and > > balls" (Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and > > "a nut sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... so yeah, Chimpy's a massive > > queermo. > > > > In addition, you can peruse all the "Chimpy's Famous Faggotisms", as > > outlined in my .sig, which Chimpy continues to decline to try to > > refute or deny... he swishes out of his closet, lisps a lot and > > generally fags up the joint, gets embarrassed and scurries back into > > his closet, and if you listen carefully, you can hear him lispily > > berating himself, "Butch it up, Checkie! You've *got* to butch it up! > > Act like a *man*, for goodneth thake!". > > > > Proof: > > Message-ID: <9c9dc8ba038d92f10cedf1ad3c50606e@dizum.com> > > Message-ID: <99a373cf33c89fb7038301bf647cce99@dizum.com> > > > > So just laugh at the powerless poof... the most he can do is stomp his > > high heels and smack you with his purse. > > > > <snicker> > > L-O-fucking-L! Look how much ko0kfoam I got out of the Fakeytard on that one! I feel like a Usenet Rock Star! That boy sure can spin a yarn! Hey... anybody remember THIS little gem: "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL People applauded. <snicker>" Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com> ********************************************** Fakey's best lie ever! LOL! -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1 AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | Vitriol Trollsbane <Vitriol@IDontEatSpam.ootikof.net> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-02-03 09:00 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <gq14bb5aes9pjkr9f930i5g34kl6sfc1ml@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #55106 |
On Tue, 2 Feb 2016 22:11:15 -0800, "Checkmate; DoW #1" <L.unatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote: [...brevity...] >L-O-fucking-L! Look how much ko0kfoam I got out of the Fakeytard on >that one! I feel like a Usenet Rock Star! That boy sure can spin a >yarn! He *does* seem to fancy himself quite a bit. People like that are almost always weird as fuck. >Hey... anybody remember THIS little gem: > > >"I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me >praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as >a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I >snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the >ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a >murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL > >Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one >hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him >onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down >and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off >the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door >before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was >going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it >swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL > >People applauded. > ><snicker>" > > >Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com> > >********************************************** > >Fakey's best lie ever! LOL!
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-02-03 08:09 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.311bc6026e22b4d898c4bc@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #55111 |
In article <gq14bb5aes9pjkr9f930i5g34kl6sfc1ml@4ax.com>, Vitriol@IDontEatSpam.ootikof.net says... > > On Tue, 2 Feb 2016 22:11:15 -0800, "Checkmate; DoW #1" > <L.unatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote: > > [...brevity...] > >L-O-fucking-L! Look how much ko0kfoam I got out of the Fakeytard on > >that one! I feel like a Usenet Rock Star! That boy sure can spin a > >yarn! > > He *does* seem to fancy himself quite a bit. > People like that are almost always weird as fuck. Oh, it's far worse than that. The dude's in love with himself... or at least the man he'd like us to think he really is. > >Hey... anybody remember THIS little gem: > > > > > >"I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me > >praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as > >a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I > >snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the > >ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a > >murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL > > > >Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one > >hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him > >onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down > >and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off > >the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door > >before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was > >going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it > >swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL > > > >People applauded. > > > ><snicker>" > > > > > >Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com> > > > >********************************************** > > > >Fakey's best lie ever! LOL! -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1 AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-02-03 18:48 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <15b4c4ff0b0e5abe906d41bb01e0c1ae@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #55106 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Chimpy D. PickleTickler (aka Checkmate the Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon),
in <news:MPG.311b39dabf02a1dd98c4b2@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> In article <op.yb8o4yfutm21m2@benson.localhost>,
> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis
> (aka DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA
> (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1 says...
>> i remember buying a few domains and taunting kooks about it.
So you were as pwned as Fat Fred Hall, and you admit it. LOL
>> http://www.netkooks.org
>>
>> we're not so different, you and i... it's just that you are an annoying
>> inferiority-complex having fuckhead.
We're in no way alike, DildoRider. I'm not a pwned top-posting faggot.
LOL
>> bird brain. LOL
Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
>> On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 23:04:05 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
>> Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>> Yeah, don't listen to the lying historical-revisionist poofter, he's
>>> been trying to take credit for my destroying the old guard stAUKer
>>> cabal for the longest time.
>>>
>>> He started by k'laming that he'd run off *all* the old guard stAUKer
>>> cabal in one month... of course, they'd been driven off by me over the
>>> course of three years, so Chimpy soon realized the absurdity of his
>>> claim, and revised it to two months... then he revised it to him just
>>> having driven off Cujo DeSuckPuppet and Gary Burnore... then he
>>> revised it to him having just driven off Gary Burnore.
>>>
>>> Chimpy's not very bright, so he's a terrible liar.
>>>
>>> Here's what really happened:
>>> I attacked the old guard stAUKer cabal, outing the good majority of
>>> them and driving an even higher percentage of them insane with my
>>> truthiness and snarkiness.
>>>
>>> I staged a coup, took over the kook awards, ran a much better kook
>>> awards process for far longer than the old guard had in a long time,
>>> and generally drove the prior FNVW insane... poor Fat Fred Hall was so
>>> perplexed at having been usurped that he went a bit insane and started
>>> buying up every domain I used as a posting email address, then
>>> complaining to my NSP admins claiming I was using "his" domains, in an
>>> attempt at kicking me off Usenet.
>>>
>>> Of course, that didn't work, and eventually the cost of buying up
>>> domain after domain began to wear on poor old Fat Fred, culminating in
>>> my using my current .xxx domain, which had a $100/yr registration
>>> cost, which was a bit too rich for Fat Fred.
>>>
>>> He gave one last massive footstomping tirade in which he couldn't even
>>> form full sentences, then his heart seized and he collapsed into a
>>> pool of his own kookfroth. He lay there rotting for weeks because he
>>> was a morbidly obese shut-in with no friends.
>>>
>>> Someone finally noticed the rotting stench from his single-wide
>>> trailer, and since he was far too fat to fit through the door, they
>>> cut open and peeled back the top of his single-wide trailer and craned
>>> out his bloated rotting bulk, dropped him into a triple-wide coffin
>>> and buried his fat ass. LOL
>>>
>>> Gary Burnore attempted to resurrect the old guard stAUKer cabal kook
>>> awards after that, but he's a fucking moron. On top of that, I began
>>> attacking him, uncovering every detail of his conviction for molesting
>>> a minor. I proved he was lying about the whole thing, and informed
>>> everyone in a 5 mile radius of his house, including the elementary
>>> school he lived next to, and the Girl Scout troops I caught him
>>> cozying up to. I outed that he was hosting nearly every Girl Scout
>>> troop in his area on his hobby server, and he quickly moved them to
>>> other hosting. The parents in his area were angry that a convicted
>>> child molester had been allowed to weasel his way off the Sex Offender
>>> Registry, that he was living in their neighborhood right next to a
>>> school, that he was trying to get close to several Girl Scout troops,
>>> and they had no idea. Burnore received threats in his mailbox, and
>>> eventually moved to a more pedo-friendly city.
>>>
>>> The harder I hammered Burnore, the longer were his absences in AUK. By
>>> the time Chimpy started k'laming credit for having destroyed the kook
>>> awards, Burnore was attempting to hold his 'awards from a kook' only
>>> once a quarter.
>>>
>>> So in reality, I spent three years destroying the old guard stAUKer
>>> cabal's stalking harassing libeling game, whereas Chimpy just happened
>>> upon the mangled and bleeding-out carcasses of the old guard stAUKer
>>> cabal, pissed himself in fright at the sight of the carnage,
>>> eventually worked up the courage to poke one of them with a stick, and
>>> when he found they were far too gone to even muster a response, Chimpy
>>> started crowing that he'd killed *all* of them, then backpedaled and
>>> modified his lie.
>>>
>>> In short, Chimpy was only able to k'lame he'd done in two months what
>>> I did in three years, because I did for three years what Chimpy is too
>>> much of a pants-shitting coward to ever do.
>>>
>>> In addition, Chimpy's a barely-closeted queer gay fag... even a
>>> notorious faghag who's been with Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer the
>>> out-and-proud faggot rejected Chimpy as *too* gay. Twice. LOL
>>>
>>> If you post a few pictures of fat greasy triple-chinned dudes in
>>> spandex, Chimpy'll fag out for weeks. He likes the bouncy boys. LOL
>>>
>>> So in reality, Chimpy's just attempting to intimidate you into a
>>> sexual relationship with him... don't fall for it. He likely has an
>>> STD, and you'll end up with a "gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), since
>>> he just loves that.
>>>
>>> The likely explanation for Chimpy's faggotry is that Chimpy was
>>> molested as a child. Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood
>>> experiences" (Chimpy's words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty
>>> bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing
>>> drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog
>>> homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his asshole... like turn it
>>> inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that was like "trying to
>>> stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused
>>> him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot"
>>> (Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to
>>> tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face."
>>> (Chimpy's words) and "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's
>>> words).
>>>
>>> Chimpy was caught repeatedly insisting that the picture of his "lost
>>> love" was actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually
>>> had a "man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and
>>> balls" (Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and
>>> "a nut sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... so yeah, Chimpy's a massive
>>> queermo.
>>>
>>> In addition, you can peruse all the "Chimpy's Famous Faggotisms", as
>>> outlined in my .sig, which Chimpy continues to decline to try to
>>> refute or deny... he swishes out of his closet, lisps a lot and
>>> generally fags up the joint, gets embarrassed and scurries back into
>>> his closet, and if you listen carefully, you can hear him lispily
>>> berating himself, "Butch it up, Checkie! You've *got* to butch it up!
>>> Act like a *man*, for goodneth thake!".
>>>
>>> Proof:
>>> Message-ID: <9c9dc8ba038d92f10cedf1ad3c50606e@dizum.com>
>>> Message-ID: <99a373cf33c89fb7038301bf647cce99@dizum.com>
>>>
>>> So just laugh at the powerless poof... the most he can do is stomp his
>>> high heels and smack you with his purse.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
> L-O-fucking-L! Look how much ko0kfoam
"ko0kfoam" LOL
Kicking your lying kooktard ass with the truth isn't "ko0kfoam",
Chimpy. LOL
> I got out of the Fakeytard on that one!
Chimpy's dreaming about being in a dude. What a fag! LOL
> I feel like a Usenet GayPorn Star!
Wh... What?!
<snicker>
> That boy sure can spin a yarn!
Look at Chimpy bleating hard, all defensive because now a whole new
group knows he's a powerless poofter. LOL
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
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MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
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MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
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What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.
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all branches of the same malignant tree.
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| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
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| Date | 2016-02-03 12:57 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <op.yb9quriltm21m2@benson.localhost> |
| In reply to | #55113 |
On Wed, 03 Feb 2016 12:48:28 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> > > Chimpy D. PickleTickler (aka Checkmate the Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon), > in <news:MPG.311b39dabf02a1dd98c4b2@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump > head first into the wood chipper again: > >> In article <op.yb8o4yfutm21m2@benson.localhost>, >> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis >> (aka DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA >> (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1 says... > >>> i remember buying a few domains and taunting kooks about it. > > So you were as pwned as Fat Fred Hall, and you admit it. LOL > >>> http://www.netkooks.org >>> >>> we're not so different, you and i... it's just that you are an annoying >>> inferiority-complex having fuckhead. > > We're in no way alike, DildoRider. I'm not a pwned top-posting faggot. > LOL > >>> bird brain. LOL > > Fag. LOL > Idiot. LOL > Moron. LOL > Tranny. LOL > Libtard. LOL > Crackhead. LOL > DildoRider. LOL > Bad Musician. LOL > Stick Figure. LOL > Terrible Liar. LOL > Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL > Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL > Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL > Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL > Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL > Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL > >>> On Tue, 02 Feb 2016 23:04:05 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler >>> Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: > >>>> Yeah, don't listen to the lying historical-revisionist poofter, he's >>>> been trying to take credit for my destroying the old guard stAUKer >>>> cabal for the longest time. >>>> >>>> He started by k'laming that he'd run off *all* the old guard stAUKer >>>> cabal in one month... of course, they'd been driven off by me over the >>>> course of three years, so Chimpy soon realized the absurdity of his >>>> claim, and revised it to two months... then he revised it to him just >>>> having driven off Cujo DeSuckPuppet and Gary Burnore... then he >>>> revised it to him having just driven off Gary Burnore. >>>> >>>> Chimpy's not very bright, so he's a terrible liar. >>>> >>>> Here's what really happened: >>>> I attacked the old guard stAUKer cabal, outing the good majority of >>>> them and driving an even higher percentage of them insane with my >>>> truthiness and snarkiness. >>>> >>>> I staged a coup, took over the kook awards, ran a much better kook >>>> awards process for far longer than the old guard had in a long time, >>>> and generally drove the prior FNVW insane... poor Fat Fred Hall was so >>>> perplexed at having been usurped that he went a bit insane and started >>>> buying up every domain I used as a posting email address, then >>>> complaining to my NSP admins claiming I was using "his" domains, in an >>>> attempt at kicking me off Usenet. >>>> >>>> Of course, that didn't work, and eventually the cost of buying up >>>> domain after domain began to wear on poor old Fat Fred, culminating in >>>> my using my current .xxx domain, which had a $100/yr registration >>>> cost, which was a bit too rich for Fat Fred. >>>> >>>> He gave one last massive footstomping tirade in which he couldn't even >>>> form full sentences, then his heart seized and he collapsed into a >>>> pool of his own kookfroth. He lay there rotting for weeks because he >>>> was a morbidly obese shut-in with no friends. >>>> >>>> Someone finally noticed the rotting stench from his single-wide >>>> trailer, and since he was far too fat to fit through the door, they >>>> cut open and peeled back the top of his single-wide trailer and craned >>>> out his bloated rotting bulk, dropped him into a triple-wide coffin >>>> and buried his fat ass. LOL >>>> >>>> Gary Burnore attempted to resurrect the old guard stAUKer cabal kook >>>> awards after that, but he's a fucking moron. On top of that, I began >>>> attacking him, uncovering every detail of his conviction for molesting >>>> a minor. I proved he was lying about the whole thing, and informed >>>> everyone in a 5 mile radius of his house, including the elementary >>>> school he lived next to, and the Girl Scout troops I caught him >>>> cozying up to. I outed that he was hosting nearly every Girl Scout >>>> troop in his area on his hobby server, and he quickly moved them to >>>> other hosting. The parents in his area were angry that a convicted >>>> child molester had been allowed to weasel his way off the Sex Offender >>>> Registry, that he was living in their neighborhood right next to a >>>> school, that he was trying to get close to several Girl Scout troops, >>>> and they had no idea. Burnore received threats in his mailbox, and >>>> eventually moved to a more pedo-friendly city. >>>> >>>> The harder I hammered Burnore, the longer were his absences in AUK. By >>>> the time Chimpy started k'laming credit for having destroyed the kook >>>> awards, Burnore was attempting to hold his 'awards from a kook' only >>>> once a quarter. >>>> >>>> So in reality, I spent three years destroying the old guard stAUKer >>>> cabal's stalking harassing libeling game, whereas Chimpy just happened >>>> upon the mangled and bleeding-out carcasses of the old guard stAUKer >>>> cabal, pissed himself in fright at the sight of the carnage, >>>> eventually worked up the courage to poke one of them with a stick, and >>>> when he found they were far too gone to even muster a response, Chimpy >>>> started crowing that he'd killed *all* of them, then backpedaled and >>>> modified his lie. >>>> >>>> In short, Chimpy was only able to k'lame he'd done in two months what >>>> I did in three years, because I did for three years what Chimpy is too >>>> much of a pants-shitting coward to ever do. >>>> >>>> In addition, Chimpy's a barely-closeted queer gay fag... even a >>>> notorious faghag who's been with Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer the >>>> out-and-proud faggot rejected Chimpy as *too* gay. Twice. LOL >>>> >>>> If you post a few pictures of fat greasy triple-chinned dudes in >>>> spandex, Chimpy'll fag out for weeks. He likes the bouncy boys. LOL >>>> >>>> So in reality, Chimpy's just attempting to intimidate you into a >>>> sexual relationship with him... don't fall for it. He likely has an >>>> STD, and you'll end up with a "gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), since >>>> he just loves that. >>>> >>>> The likely explanation for Chimpy's faggotry is that Chimpy was >>>> molested as a child. Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood >>>> experiences" (Chimpy's words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty >>>> bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing >>>> drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog >>>> homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his asshole... like turn it >>>> inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that was like "trying to >>>> stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused >>>> him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" >>>> (Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to >>>> tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." >>>> (Chimpy's words) and "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's >>>> words). >>>> >>>> Chimpy was caught repeatedly insisting that the picture of his "lost >>>> love" was actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually >>>> had a "man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and >>>> balls" (Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and >>>> "a nut sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... so yeah, Chimpy's a massive >>>> queermo. >>>> >>>> In addition, you can peruse all the "Chimpy's Famous Faggotisms", as >>>> outlined in my .sig, which Chimpy continues to decline to try to >>>> refute or deny... he swishes out of his closet, lisps a lot and >>>> generally fags up the joint, gets embarrassed and scurries back into >>>> his closet, and if you listen carefully, you can hear him lispily >>>> berating himself, "Butch it up, Checkie! You've *got* to butch it up! >>>> Act like a *man*, for goodneth thake!". >>>> >>>> Proof: >>>> Message-ID: <9c9dc8ba038d92f10cedf1ad3c50606e@dizum.com> >>>> Message-ID: <99a373cf33c89fb7038301bf647cce99@dizum.com> >>>> >>>> So just laugh at the powerless poof... the most he can do is stomp his >>>> high heels and smack you with his purse. >>>> >>>> <snicker> > >> L-O-fucking-L! Look how much ko0kfoam > > "ko0kfoam" LOL > > Kicking your lying kooktard ass with the truth isn't "ko0kfoam", > Chimpy. LOL > >> I got out of the Fakeytard on that one! > > Chimpy's dreaming about being in a dude. What a fag! LOL > >> I feel like a Usenet GayPorn Star! > > Wh... What?! > > <snicker> > >> That boy sure can spin a yarn! > > Look at Chimpy bleating hard, all defensive because now a whole new > group knows he's a powerless poofter. LOL > look at snickers bleating hard! -- i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII art if you ask nicely. "all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..." <f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com> http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg http://cafepress.com/kooktown http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :) if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try: http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2 http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written, Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!: $ perl fakeyBot.pl FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you, look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker> You> Robert Michael Wolfe FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks, Robert. <snicker> Robert> you talk about cocks a lot. FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot? Robert> gay sex, mostly... FakeyBot> Fag! (just as useful as the original!) snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message <b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>: "That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden service. It's not rocket science. _The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my distinct impression was that the "anonymity research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a kiddie pr0n network.) That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation Onymous was just icing on the cake."
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-02-03 10:36 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.311be871cdfe62c798c4c4@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #55114 |
In article <op.yb9quriltm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says... > >> That boy sure can spin a yarn! > > > > Look at Chimpy bleating hard, all defensive because now a whole new > > group knows he's a powerless poofter. LOL > > > > look at snickers bleating hard! > Did you see what Fakey just did? He snipped out that whole embarrassing bullshit lie he told about how he beat up a muslim at a cafe for "allah- allahing" him. I don't blame him. It was pretty pathetic and embarassing. Look! Here it is again! LOL! "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL People applauded. <snicker>" Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com> ********************************************** Fakey's best lie ever! LOL! -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1 AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-02-04 06:01 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <ec7c40aecb53503e69bfd279a44b7ec3@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #55118 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Chimpy D. PickleTickler (aka Checkmate the Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon),
in <news:MPG.311be871cdfe62c798c4c4@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> Did you see what Fakey just did? He snipped out that whole embarrassing
> bullshit lie he told about how he beat up a muslim at a cafe for "allah-
> allahing" him. I don't blame him. It was pretty pathetic and
> embarassing.
>
> Look! Here it is again! LOL!
<snicker>
Look at Chimpy bleating out his defensive lies! LOL
Now let's look at some truth about Chimpy the queer gay fag...
Chimpy's a pwned queer gay faggot... that's the reason why he's thus
far declined to even try to refute his own unedited and ultra-swishy
words in my .sig.
Now, you've all seen Chimpy begging to engage in a "hawt wet 69"
(Chimpy's words) with Paul Derbyshire in drag (twice)... he even gave
Paul Derbyshire an award for the good job Derbyshire did on Chimpy's
junk.
You've seen Chimpy admit to receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty
bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing
drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog
homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his asshole... like turn it
inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that was like "trying to
stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused
him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot"
(Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to
tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face."
(Chimpy's words) and "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's
words).
But what you many not know about Chimpy is that he's also a melty
kook... I've made him melt down 4 times, and run away from Usenet 3
times. The last time he melted down badly, he was pounding out a post
every 6-1/2 minutes, 24/7, for months. It got so bad for him that he
couldn't even form complete words, and just started typing the word
"SQUAWK" repeatedly.
Now why did Chimpy melt down so badly? Because he got caught fagging
out and got embarrassed about it, so he started bragging about his
faggy underpowered clown cars, challenged his Usenet Lord and Master
to a race, then cowardly backpedaled away from the challenge he'd made
when he realized my purpose-built racing machine had more than twice
the power:weight ratio.
What form did Chimpy's fagging-out take?
Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted a
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.
A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* lost love! You will
immediately change the image to have a "man's gaping asshole", "gaping
asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia" and "a nut sack swinging"
or I'll stamp my high heels and smack you with my purse!" LOL!
Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
================================================================
She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\' | / v \\ :
\ \/ _-- __| \ |
\ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
\_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
/\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
/ /\| <_____) | (___> / \
| ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
............that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got
away", this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
================================================================
Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!
Every time Chimpy looks at a clearly labeled vagina, all he sees is a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words). LOL.
What a queer gay fag!
Chimpy was so asskicked that he ran away to the Flonk after issuing a
bleaty tearful farewell speech... of course, to make his exit seem to
be due to anything other than his cowardice and embarrassement, he had
his boyfriend Dave "SnuhTard" Norris 'invite' him to the Flonk. LOL
Chimpy discusses his boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
Next, we'll discuss Chimpy's embarrassing admission that despite him
being an electrician, he was stupid enough not to know a single thing
about the electrical supply to a typical home.
Chimpy's latest SPNAK!, in his own words:
====================================================
"they're 240 volt legs" (Chimpy's words)
"either ONE of the 240 volt lines" (Chimpy's words)
"120 volt neutral" (Chimpy's words)
"New residential service is 240 volts, with a 120 volt neutral center
tap" (Chimpy's words)
Chimpy k'lames each leg running into a house is 240 volts, and neutral
is 120 volts. What a *moron*. LOL!
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
<https://www.blackhillsenergy.com/sites/default/files/bhe-coe-rules-regs.pdf>
=======================================
All new installations of three (3) or more circuits must be wired for
120/240 volt, 3-wire when secondary distribution is single-phase
except when distribution is connected wye, the voltage will be
120/208."
=======================================
<https://www.blackhillspower.com/rates>
=======================================
Type of Service - Residential
Alternating current, 60 hertz, single phase, at nominal voltages of
_120_ _or_ 120/240 volts.
=======================================
What kind of backpedaling *moron* is Chimpy that he k'lames a utility
doesn't provide a service that they have a rate listed for? Of course,
Chimpy's such a *moron* he can't possibly conceive of a separate 120
volt-only service for an outbuilding, separate from a residence. LOL
Message-ID: <096001b11e397e1ce81972fa1a687e0c@dizum.com>
=======================================
>>>> I proved via a quote directly from *your* utility that
>>>> they provide a 120 volt-only service.
>>> They didn't say they would provide it. They merely defined it,
>> You lying, backpedaling pathetic piece of shit.
>>
>> <https://www.blackhillspower.com/rates>
>> =======================================
>> Type of Service - Residential
>> Alternating current, 60 hertz, single phase, at nominal voltages of
>> _120_ _or_ 120/240 volts.
>> =======================================
>>
>> What's that URL say, you fucking *moron*... *rates*. That's the
>> *rates* *page*, how much they *charge* for that *service*.
(Chimpy's best lie ever)! LOL!
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Chimpy: "it's NOT 120 volts, it's 120/240", when in fact, 120 volts is
ALL it is. Two oppositely-phased legs, each running at 120 volts, and
the 240 volt "service" is only created by tapping across those two 120
volt hot legs. So Chimpy's doubly wrong. LOL
Chimpy: "Normal residential service is single phase 240 volts." when
in fact it's split-phase 120 volts. The 240 volts is only achieved
in-house by connecting across the oppositely-phased 120 volt legs. LOL
====================================================
Chimpy thinks each leg running into a house is 240 volts: "they're 240
volt legs" (Chimpy's words), and the neutral is 120 volts: "120 volt
neutral" (Chimpy's words), because he's a *moron*.
Chimpy *still* can't figure out the difference between "single-phase"
and "split-phase midpoint-neutral", which is why he was talking about
that guy who called him and talked about "split-phase", which Chimpy
conflated to "2-phase", which Chimpy was making fun of, because
Chimpy's a *moron*. LOL
In fact, Chimpy's demonstrated that he's *such* a bad electrician he
doesn't know the meaning of the word "electrics"... he thinks it's a
misspelling: "Electrics [sic]" (Chimpy's words). LOL!
It's called a "3-wire midpoint-neutral split-phase" system for a
reason, you *moron*. LOL
Chimpy's a bad electrician, a bleatfarting backpedaling spankard and a
*moron*.
So don't let the spankard Chimpy intimidate you... he'll threaten you,
if you consider being blowjobbed to death a 'threat'... he'll stamp
his high heels... he'll swing his purse wildly... and he'll
spittle-fleck everyone in sight as he lisps up a storm, but other than
that, he's completely harmless. He's never run anyone off Usenet, he's
never even ruffled any feathers... all he's ever done is cry like a
little girl at the slightest jab to his oh-so-fragile ego.
Why, even Jerry Sauk could have Chimpy melting down badly. Chimpy's
*that* fragile. So if you want Chimpy out of your group, Jerry, it's a
simple matter of you driving him out.
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.
<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.
databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.
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