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Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER

From "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge>
Newsgroups alt.checkmate, alt.food.fast-food, alt.usenet.kooks
Subject Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER
Date 2016-02-03 08:09 -0800
Organization Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com
Message-ID <MPG.311bc6026e22b4d898c4bc@news.altopia.com> (permalink)
References (6 earlier) <MPG.311a98c35291846e98c491@news.altopia.com> <3c129f74115bb197f1bbd75eea0cc279@dizum.com> <op.yb8o4yfutm21m2@benson.localhost> <MPG.311b39dabf02a1dd98c4b2@news.altopia.com> <gq14bb5aes9pjkr9f930i5g34kl6sfc1ml@4ax.com>

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In article <gq14bb5aes9pjkr9f930i5g34kl6sfc1ml@4ax.com>, 
Vitriol@IDontEatSpam.ootikof.net says...


> 
> On Tue, 2 Feb 2016 22:11:15 -0800, "Checkmate; DoW #1"
> <L.unatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
> 
> [...brevity...]
> >L-O-fucking-L!  Look how much ko0kfoam I got out of the Fakeytard on 
> >that one!  I feel like a Usenet Rock Star!  That boy sure can spin a 
> >yarn!
> 
> He *does* seem to fancy himself quite a bit.
> People like that are almost always weird as fuck.


Oh, it's far worse than that.  The dude's in love with himself... or at 
least the man he'd like us to think he really is.

 
> >Hey... anybody remember THIS little gem:
> >
> >
> >"I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
> >praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
> >a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
> >snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
> >ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
> >murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL
> >
> >Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
> >hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
> >onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
> >and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
> >the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
> >before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
> >going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
> >swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL
> >
> >People applauded.
> >
> ><snicker>"
> >
> >
> >Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com>
> >
> >**********************************************
> >
> >Fakey's best lie ever!  LOL!



-- 
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
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Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "...Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic....Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 10:43 -0800
  Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-02 12:46 -0600
    Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 13:15 -0800
      Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-02 16:36 -0600
        Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-02 17:39 -0500
  Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-02 11:49 -0700
    Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 13:17 -0800
      Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-02 15:39 -0700
        Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 16:42 -0800
          Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-02 17:46 -0700
            Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 21:56 -0800
  Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-03 05:04 +0100
    Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-02 23:23 -0500
      Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate; DoW #1" <L.unatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 22:11 -0800
        Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Vitriol Trollsbane <Vitriol@IDontEatSpam.ootikof.net> - 2016-02-03 09:00 -0500
          Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 08:09 -0800
        Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-03 18:48 +0100
          Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-03 12:57 -0500
            Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 10:36 -0800
              Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 06:01 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 00:16 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 18:16 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:37 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 07:04 +0100
          Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-03 11:14 -0700
            Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 10:42 -0800
              Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-03 17:11 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 18:34 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-03 20:52 -0700
              Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 05:40 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 00:15 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 23:29 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 18:11 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:22 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-04 09:44 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:53 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-04 17:26 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-04 18:32 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 19:06 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 19:03 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 05:43 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 00:32 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 06:10 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 08:03 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 07:16 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-05 16:16 +0000
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 11:49 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 11:53 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 11:59 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:03 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 18:07 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 10:30 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:08 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 13:17 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 07:32 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 02:08 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-06 09:34 +0000
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-06 02:29 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 18:52 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 12:40 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:01 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 09:59 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 11:07 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 14:02 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 11:10 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:07 -0600
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 19:06 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 11:17 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 13:26 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:36 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 12:08 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 11:12 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 18:37 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:52 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-04 17:27 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 07:47 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 00:34 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 18:30 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 11:06 -0700
    Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-03 00:53 -0700

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