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Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER

From "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge>
Newsgroups alt.checkmate, alt.food.fast-food, alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics
Subject Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER
Date 2016-02-03 10:36 -0800
Organization Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com
Message-ID <MPG.311be871cdfe62c798c4c4@news.altopia.com> (permalink)
References (4 earlier) <3c129f74115bb197f1bbd75eea0cc279@dizum.com> <op.yb8o4yfutm21m2@benson.localhost> <MPG.311b39dabf02a1dd98c4b2@news.altopia.com> <15b4c4ff0b0e5abe906d41bb01e0c1ae@dizum.com> <op.yb9quriltm21m2@benson.localhost>

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In article <op.yb9quriltm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...


> >> That boy sure can spin a yarn!
> >
> > Look at Chimpy bleating hard, all defensive because now a whole new
> > group knows he's a powerless poofter. LOL
> >
> 
> look at snickers bleating hard!
> 

Did you see what Fakey just did?  He snipped out that whole embarrassing 
bullshit lie he told about how he beat up a muslim at a cafe for "allah-
allahing" him.  I don't blame him.  It was pretty pathetic and 
embarassing.

Look!  Here it is again!  LOL!


"I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL

Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL

People applauded.

<snicker>"


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Fakey's best lie ever!  LOL!

-- 
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Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "...Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic....Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 10:43 -0800
  Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-02 12:46 -0600
    Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 13:15 -0800
      Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-02 16:36 -0600
        Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-02 17:39 -0500
  Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-02 11:49 -0700
    Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 13:17 -0800
      Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-02 15:39 -0700
        Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 16:42 -0800
          Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-02 17:46 -0700
            Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 21:56 -0800
  Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-03 05:04 +0100
    Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-02 23:23 -0500
      Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate; DoW #1" <L.unatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-02 22:11 -0800
        Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Vitriol Trollsbane <Vitriol@IDontEatSpam.ootikof.net> - 2016-02-03 09:00 -0500
          Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 08:09 -0800
        Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-03 18:48 +0100
          Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-03 12:57 -0500
            Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 10:36 -0800
              Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 06:01 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 00:16 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 18:16 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:37 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 07:04 +0100
          Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-03 11:14 -0700
            Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 10:42 -0800
              Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-03 17:11 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 18:34 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-03 20:52 -0700
              Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 05:40 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 00:15 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-03 23:29 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 18:11 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:22 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-04 09:44 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:53 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-04 17:26 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-04 18:32 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 19:06 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 19:03 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 05:43 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 00:32 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 06:10 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 08:03 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 07:16 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-05 16:16 +0000
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 11:49 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 11:53 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 11:59 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:03 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 18:07 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 10:30 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:08 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 13:17 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 07:32 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 02:08 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-06 09:34 +0000
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-06 02:29 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 18:52 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 12:40 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:01 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 09:59 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 11:07 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-02-05 14:02 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 11:10 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:07 -0600
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 19:06 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 11:17 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 13:26 -0500
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 10:36 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 12:08 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 11:12 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-04 18:37 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-04 10:52 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-04 17:27 -0800
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 07:47 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 00:34 -0700
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-05 18:30 +0100
                Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 11:06 -0700
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