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  Bug Creon <creon@creon.earth> - 2024-07-08 03:08 +0000
    Re: Bug Creon <creon@creon.earth> - 2024-07-08 03:30 +0000
      Re: Bug Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com> - 2024-07-08 21:41 -0500
    Re: Bug Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com> - 2024-07-08 06:40 -0500
    Re: Bug % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-07-07 20:24 -0700

#633081 — Bug

So a couple of nights ago, discovered a large beetle trying (and failing)
to crawl under the bed.  (It was about the size of my thumb, and wouldn't
fit going underneath.)

Got some TP and grabbed him, then went out on the patio to
let him go.  He clung to the TP with dear life, but I was
finally able to shake him off.  Didn't see where it went;
figured it must have flown away.

Went back inside, got settled into bed, then felt a scritchiness
under my bedshirt.  I figured it was a tag or something, but
on investigation, discovered it was the beetle inside my shirt.

Got my shirt off, while Mrs. Creon was saying "don't get it
near me!".  I showed it to her, then let it go on the patio,
and made damned sure it was on the patio before closing the
door.

If that bug had been in _her_ clothes, she would have lost her sh*t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ywd7jWzUc

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-c

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#633083

On Sun, 7 Jul 2024 20:24:37 -0700, % wrote:

> Creon wrote:
>> So a couple of nights ago, discovered a large beetle trying (and
>> failing)
>> to crawl under the bed.  (It was about the size of my thumb, and
>> wouldn't fit going underneath.)
>> 
>> Got some TP and grabbed him, then went out on the patio to let him go. 
>> He clung to the TP with dear life, but I was finally able to shake him
>> off.  Didn't see where it went;
>> figured it must have flown away.
>> 
>> Went back inside, got settled into bed, then felt a scritchiness under
>> my bedshirt.  I figured it was a tag or something, but on
>> investigation, discovered it was the beetle inside my shirt.
>> 
>> Got my shirt off, while Mrs. Creon was saying "don't get it near me!". 
>> I showed it to her, then let it go on the patio,
>> and made damned sure it was on the patio before closing the door.
>> 
>> If that bug had been in _her_ clothes, she would have lost her sh*t.
>> 
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ywd7jWzUc
>> 
> the woman i live with beats up bugs

The woman I live yells for me when she sees a spider.

I tell her spiders are our friends, and they only want
a hug.  Then I put it outside.

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-c

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#633121

Creon wrote:
> On Sun, 7 Jul 2024 20:24:37 -0700, % wrote:
> 
>> Creon wrote:
>>> So a couple of nights ago, discovered a large beetle trying (and
>>> failing)
>>> to crawl under the bed.  (It was about the size of my thumb, and
>>> wouldn't fit going underneath.)
>>>
>>> Got some TP and grabbed him, then went out on the patio to let him go.
>>> He clung to the TP with dear life, but I was finally able to shake him
>>> off.  Didn't see where it went;
>>> figured it must have flown away.
>>>
>>> Went back inside, got settled into bed, then felt a scritchiness under
>>> my bedshirt.  I figured it was a tag or something, but on
>>> investigation, discovered it was the beetle inside my shirt.
>>>
>>> Got my shirt off, while Mrs. Creon was saying "don't get it near me!".
>>> I showed it to her, then let it go on the patio,
>>> and made damned sure it was on the patio before closing the door.
>>>
>>> If that bug had been in _her_ clothes, she would have lost her sh*t.
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ywd7jWzUc
>>>
>> the woman i live with beats up bugs
> 
> The woman I live yells for me when she sees a spider.
> 
> I tell her spiders are our friends, and they only want
> a hug.  Then I put it outside.

I've taken to squishing the maroon daddy-long-legs prevalent to the 
wilds of the creekbed.  They got hot so I beat them down in the fucking 
building lot.

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#633085

% wrote:
> Creon wrote:
>> So a couple of nights ago, discovered a large beetle trying (and failing)
>> to crawl under the bed.  (It was about the size of my thumb, and wouldn't
>> fit going underneath.)
>>
>> Got some TP and grabbed him, then went out on the patio to
>> let him go.  He clung to the TP with dear life, but I was
>> finally able to shake him off.  Didn't see where it went;
>> figured it must have flown away.
>>
>> Went back inside, got settled into bed, then felt a scritchiness
>> under my bedshirt.  I figured it was a tag or something, but
>> on investigation, discovered it was the beetle inside my shirt.
>>
>> Got my shirt off, while Mrs. Creon was saying "don't get it
>> near me!".  I showed it to her, then let it go on the patio,
>> and made damned sure it was on the patio before closing the
>> door.
>>
>> If that bug had been in _her_ clothes, she would have lost her sh*t.
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ywd7jWzUc
>>
> the woman i live with beats up bugs

I can wack:

ants,
cockroaches,
bedbugs,
and weevils

I thought it would help to beat up cockroaches but it only made my 
guests sick to their tummies and think of me as an 
evilppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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#633087

Creon wrote:
> So a couple of nights ago, discovered a large beetle trying (and failing)
> to crawl under the bed.  (It was about the size of my thumb, and wouldn't
> fit going underneath.)
> 
> Got some TP and grabbed him, then went out on the patio to
> let him go.  He clung to the TP with dear life, but I was
> finally able to shake him off.  Didn't see where it went;
> figured it must have flown away.
> 
> Went back inside, got settled into bed, then felt a scritchiness
> under my bedshirt.  I figured it was a tag or something, but
> on investigation, discovered it was the beetle inside my shirt.
> 
> Got my shirt off, while Mrs. Creon was saying "don't get it
> near me!".  I showed it to her, then let it go on the patio,
> and made damned sure it was on the patio before closing the
> door.
> 
> If that bug had been in _her_ clothes, she would have lost her sh*t.
> 
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ywd7jWzUc
> 
the woman i live with beats up bugs

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