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Creon wrote:
> On Sun, 7 Jul 2024 20:24:37 -0700, % wrote:
> 
>> Creon wrote:
>>> So a couple of nights ago, discovered a large beetle trying (and
>>> failing)
>>> to crawl under the bed.  (It was about the size of my thumb, and
>>> wouldn't fit going underneath.)
>>>
>>> Got some TP and grabbed him, then went out on the patio to let him go.
>>> He clung to the TP with dear life, but I was finally able to shake him
>>> off.  Didn't see where it went;
>>> figured it must have flown away.
>>>
>>> Went back inside, got settled into bed, then felt a scritchiness under
>>> my bedshirt.  I figured it was a tag or something, but on
>>> investigation, discovered it was the beetle inside my shirt.
>>>
>>> Got my shirt off, while Mrs. Creon was saying "don't get it near me!".
>>> I showed it to her, then let it go on the patio,
>>> and made damned sure it was on the patio before closing the door.
>>>
>>> If that bug had been in _her_ clothes, she would have lost her sh*t.
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ywd7jWzUc
>>>
>> the woman i live with beats up bugs
> 
> The woman I live yells for me when she sees a spider.
> 
> I tell her spiders are our friends, and they only want
> a hug.  Then I put it outside.

I've taken to squishing the maroon daddy-long-legs prevalent to the 
wilds of the creekbed.  They got hot so I beat them down in the fucking 
building lot.

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Bug Creon <creon@creon.earth> - 2024-07-08 03:08 +0000
  Re: Bug Creon <creon@creon.earth> - 2024-07-08 03:30 +0000
    Re: Bug Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com> - 2024-07-08 21:41 -0500
  Re: Bug Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com> - 2024-07-08 06:40 -0500
  Re: Bug % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-07-07 20:24 -0700

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