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% wrote:
> Creon wrote:
>> So a couple of nights ago, discovered a large beetle trying (and failing)
>> to crawl under the bed.  (It was about the size of my thumb, and wouldn't
>> fit going underneath.)
>>
>> Got some TP and grabbed him, then went out on the patio to
>> let him go.  He clung to the TP with dear life, but I was
>> finally able to shake him off.  Didn't see where it went;
>> figured it must have flown away.
>>
>> Went back inside, got settled into bed, then felt a scritchiness
>> under my bedshirt.  I figured it was a tag or something, but
>> on investigation, discovered it was the beetle inside my shirt.
>>
>> Got my shirt off, while Mrs. Creon was saying "don't get it
>> near me!".  I showed it to her, then let it go on the patio,
>> and made damned sure it was on the patio before closing the
>> door.
>>
>> If that bug had been in _her_ clothes, she would have lost her sh*t.
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ywd7jWzUc
>>
> the woman i live with beats up bugs

I can wack:

ants,
cockroaches,
bedbugs,
and weevils

I thought it would help to beat up cockroaches but it only made my 
guests sick to their tummies and think of me as an 
evilppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Bug Creon <creon@creon.earth> - 2024-07-08 03:08 +0000
  Re: Bug Creon <creon@creon.earth> - 2024-07-08 03:30 +0000
    Re: Bug Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com> - 2024-07-08 21:41 -0500
  Re: Bug Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com> - 2024-07-08 06:40 -0500
  Re: Bug % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-07-07 20:24 -0700

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