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Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT!

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On 4/18/2026 11:33 AM, Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
> THE WONDERFUL TRUMP GOT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPENED. I AM TAKING A TRIP 
> TO THE MIDDLE EAST. I AM GOING TO JUMP IN THE HORMUZ AND SOAK MY 
> UNLOOPER INJURED BALLS IN THE WATER. HOPEFULLY THE NAVY DOESNT THINK OF 
> MY BURNT NUTSACK AS A DANGER, AND FIRES MISSLES AT MY POOR SWOLLEN 
> SCROTUM BAG.
> 
> *******UPDATE*******
> I AM BACK FROM IRAN. I BATHED MY NUTS IN THE HORMUZ. THEY ARE STILL 
> BURNT AND SWOLLEN. THE NAVY DIDNT SHOOT ANY MISSILES AT ME, BUT A SHARK 
> NIBBLED MY BALLS AND CHEWED OFF SOME OF THE DEAD SAGGING BURNT SKIN. SO 
> IT WASNT A TOTAL WASTED JOURNEY. I LIKED THE SHARK CHEWING ON MY GONADS. 
> I MUST ADMIT I HAD A RAGER GOING ON, AND POSSIBLY EJACULATED A BIT. I 
> HAVE FOREVER MARKED THE HORMUZ WITH MR PENIS POTION!
> 
> I AM MR PENIS.
> MR PENIS
> P-E-N-I-S
> 
> TESTICLES
> 
> I AM MR PENIS FOREVER.

What the fuck is this shit?

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HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-04-18 11:33 -0400
  Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-18 11:35 -0400
    Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:24 -0400
  Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:21 -0400
    Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Southern Man <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-19 13:34 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-19 13:37 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 12:57 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 13:00 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-20 18:17 -0400
          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-21 09:49 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 08:48 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-21 14:06 -0400
          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 14:18 -0400
            Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-21 14:23 -0400
              Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 16:05 -0400

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