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Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT!

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Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
> THE WONDERFUL TRUMP GOT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPENED. I AM TAKING A TRIP 
> TO THE MIDDLE EAST. I AM GOING TO JUMP IN THE HORMUZ AND SOAK MY 
> UNLOOPER INJURED BALLS IN THE WATER. HOPEFULLY THE NAVY DOESNT THINK OF 
> MY BURNT NUTSACK AS A DANGER, AND FIRES MISSLES AT MY POOR SWOLLEN 
> SCROTUM BAG.
> 
> *******UPDATE*******
> I AM BACK FROM IRAN. I BATHED MY NUTS IN THE HORMUZ. THEY ARE STILL 
> BURNT AND SWOLLEN. THE NAVY DIDNT SHOOT ANY MISSILES AT ME, BUT A SHARK 
> NIBBLED MY BALLS AND CHEWED OFF SOME OF THE DEAD SAGGING BURNT SKIN. SO 
> IT WASNT A TOTAL WASTED JOURNEY. I LIKED THE SHARK CHEWING ON MY GONADS. 
> I MUST ADMIT I HAD A RAGER GOING ON, AND POSSIBLY EJACULATED A BIT. I 
> HAVE FOREVER MARKED THE HORMUZ WITH MR PENIS POTION!
> 
> I AM MR PENIS.
> MR PENIS
> P-E-N-I-S
> 
> TESTICLES
> 
> I AM MR PENIS FOREVER.


Trump is a liar Iran and America never came to any agreement on anything 
and Trump is day trading all his lies knowing the stock market will 
crash tomorrow on Monday. The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. There is 
no ceasefire.

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HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-04-18 11:33 -0400
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    Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:24 -0400
  Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:21 -0400
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      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-19 13:37 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 12:57 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 13:00 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-20 18:17 -0400
          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-21 09:49 -0400
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          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 14:18 -0400
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