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Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT!

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Anonymous wrote:
> On 4/20/2026 1:00 PM, Tony wrote:
>> Southern Man wrote:
>>> On 4/19/2026 1:21 PM, Tony wrote:
>>>> Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
>>>>> THE WONDERFUL TRUMP GOT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPENED. I AM TAKING A 
>>>>> TRIP TO THE MIDDLE EAST. I AM GOING TO JUMP IN THE HORMUZ AND SOAK 
>>>>> MY UNLOOPER INJURED BALLS IN THE WATER. HOPEFULLY THE NAVY DOESNT 
>>>>> THINK OF MY BURNT NUTSACK AS A DANGER, AND FIRES MISSLES AT MY POOR 
>>>>> SWOLLEN SCROTUM BAG.
>>>>>
>>>>> *******UPDATE*******
>>>>> I AM BACK FROM IRAN. I BATHED MY NUTS IN THE HORMUZ. THEY ARE STILL 
>>>>> BURNT AND SWOLLEN. THE NAVY DIDNT SHOOT ANY MISSILES AT ME, BUT A 
>>>>> SHARK NIBBLED MY BALLS AND CHEWED OFF SOME OF THE DEAD SAGGING 
>>>>> BURNT SKIN. SO IT WASNT A TOTAL WASTED JOURNEY. I LIKED THE SHARK 
>>>>> CHEWING ON MY GONADS. I MUST ADMIT I HAD A RAGER GOING ON, AND 
>>>>> POSSIBLY EJACULATED A BIT. I HAVE FOREVER MARKED THE HORMUZ WITH MR 
>>>>> PENIS POTION!
>>>>>
>>>>> I AM MR PENIS.
>>>>> MR PENIS
>>>>> P-E-N-I-S
>>>>>
>>>>> TESTICLES
>>>>>
>>>>> I AM MR PENIS FOREVER.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Trump is a liar Iran and America never came to any agreement on 
>>>> anything and Trump is day trading all his lies knowing the stock 
>>>> market will crash tomorrow on Monday. The Strait of Hormuz is still 
>>>> closed. There is no ceasefire.
>>>
>>> You're a stupid fucking tiny dick moaning snowflake Libtard. You 
>>> arent even American, so shut your fucking Eskimo shit face, you 
>>> stupid Canuck faggot. Go plug in your electric Biden car and fuck 
>>> your Kamala doll, you moron uneducated cunt.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Trump is hiding because in Iran you getZ beheaded with the sharpest of 
>> swords that's why he sent Vance with ants in his pants to take his 
>> place in Iran. Jared Kushner might end up on the chopping block that's 
>> why we keep on seeing him. No one knows why he gotZ sent to Iran but I 
>> figured it out quick enough.
> 
> You stupid eskimo dick sucking Libtard cumbucket. Stay in your country 
> and lick Trudeaus ass, stay out of the USA grownups business. You are 
> beyond stupid and confused. Fuck you Libtard Pelosi loving spermbag. LOL!
> 


Iran has those decapitating swords the American sissy soldiers will 
learn about. The Iranians will use all the tricks the Vietcong used to 
impale those sissy Americans on sharpened bamboo sticks.

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HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-04-18 11:33 -0400
  Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-18 11:35 -0400
    Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:24 -0400
  Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:21 -0400
    Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Southern Man <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-19 13:34 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-19 13:37 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 12:57 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 13:00 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-20 18:17 -0400
          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-21 09:49 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 08:48 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-21 14:06 -0400
          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 14:18 -0400
            Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-21 14:23 -0400
              Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 16:05 -0400

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