Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT!

Subject	Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT!
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From	Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca>
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Date	2026-04-19 13:24 -0400

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Anonymous wrote:
> On 4/18/2026 11:33 AM, Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
>> THE WONDERFUL TRUMP GOT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPENED. I AM TAKING A 
>> TRIP TO THE MIDDLE EAST. I AM GOING TO JUMP IN THE HORMUZ AND SOAK MY 
>> UNLOOPER INJURED BALLS IN THE WATER. HOPEFULLY THE NAVY DOESNT THINK 
>> OF MY BURNT NUTSACK AS A DANGER, AND FIRES MISSLES AT MY POOR SWOLLEN 
>> SCROTUM BAG.
>>
>> *******UPDATE*******
>> I AM BACK FROM IRAN. I BATHED MY NUTS IN THE HORMUZ. THEY ARE STILL 
>> BURNT AND SWOLLEN. THE NAVY DIDNT SHOOT ANY MISSILES AT ME, BUT A 
>> SHARK NIBBLED MY BALLS AND CHEWED OFF SOME OF THE DEAD SAGGING BURNT 
>> SKIN. SO IT WASNT A TOTAL WASTED JOURNEY. I LIKED THE SHARK CHEWING ON 
>> MY GONADS. I MUST ADMIT I HAD A RAGER GOING ON, AND POSSIBLY 
>> EJACULATED A BIT. I HAVE FOREVER MARKED THE HORMUZ WITH MR PENIS POTION!
>>
>> I AM MR PENIS.
>> MR PENIS
>> P-E-N-I-S
>>
>> TESTICLES
>>
>> I AM MR PENIS FOREVER.
> 
> What the fuck is this shit?

But the last thing I heard is Trump lied about everything and the Strait 
is still closed. That's why he sent Vance with ants in his pants so they 
could blame everything on Vance who's named after Jack Daniels whisky. 
JD Vance. I'd like to pee in the Strait of Vermouth.

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HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-04-18 11:33 -0400
  Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-18 11:35 -0400
    Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:24 -0400
  Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:21 -0400
    Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Southern Man <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-19 13:34 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-19 13:37 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 12:57 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 13:00 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-20 18:17 -0400
          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-21 09:49 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 08:48 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-21 14:06 -0400
          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 14:18 -0400
            Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-21 14:23 -0400
              Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 16:05 -0400

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