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Beam me up. Scotty!

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So, the military guy ask Einstein, "What is this grand unified theory you're working on?"

Einstein sez,  'I can make one of your Navy ships invisible, and have it teleported to another state.'

In other words, go from one place to another place without passing through space in between.

And the military guy asks, "Can you give me a little more details on how that works?"

Einstein sez, 'I scan the ship atom by atom. Then I delete it here and rebuilt it there.'

The military guys sez, "You mean like 'Beam Me Up Scotty?" Like Star-Trek?

Einstein sez, 'Yea, a teleporter like star trekkie!' 'Kirk dematerialize  and rematerialized inside the enterprise!

The military guy sez, "You fucking can do dat?"

Einstein sez, 'Yea, but i need more money so i can finish it!'



"The Office of Naval Research (ONR) has stated that the use of force fields to make a ship and her crew invisible does not conform to known physical laws.
ONR also claims that Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory was never completed. During 1943-1944,
Einstein was a part-time consultant with the Navy's Bureau of Ordnance, undertaking theoretical research on explosives and explosions.
There is no indication that Einstein was involved in research relevant to invisibility or to teleportation."

https://www.history.navy.mil/research/library/online-reading-room/title-list-alphabetically/p/philadelphia-experiment.html
https://www.history.navy.mil/research/library/online-reading-room/title-list-alphabetically/p/philadelphia-experiment/philadelphia-experiment-onr-info-sheet.html


But of course it "does not conform to known physical laws" because they were paying Einstein to find out about '*unknown* physicals laws'.;;Quantum teleportation.


Einstein was working on...Quantum Teleportation. Called "The Einstein's Continuum of Spatio-Temporal"

"The Einstein's continuum of spatio-temporal which enabled idea of quantum teleportation, which
represents technique of dematerialization of the matter, in one location and
'faxing', namely, electronic transmission to quantum state on the other location, in order to be materialized there."


Like the Navy said: "Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory was never completed." but Einstein certaintly was
involved in research relevant to invisibility and teleportation.


Beam me up. Scotty!





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Beam me up. Scotty! The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-02-20 01:30 -0800
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