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Re: Beam me up. Scotty!

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Yous alreadys knows hows scary it is to cut-and-paste a folder/files
and then not able to find it in either place! Where did it go???

Captain, we lost Spock!!





The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > So, the military guy ask Einstein, "What is this grand unified theory you're working on?"
> >
> > Einstein sez,  'I can make one of your Navy ships invisible, and have it teleported to another state.'
> >
> > In other words, go from one place to another place without passing through space in between.
> >
> > And the military guy asks, "Can you give me a little more details on how that works?"
> >
> > Einstein sez, 'I scan the ship atom by atom. Then I delete it here and rebuilt it there.'
> >
> > The military guys sez, "You mean like 'Beam Me Up Scotty?" Like Star-Trek?
> >
> > Einstein sez, 'Yea, a teleporter like star trekkie!' 'Kirk dematerialize  and rematerialized inside the enterprise!
> >
> > The military guy sez, "You fucking can do dat?"
> >
> > Einstein sez, 'Yea, but i need more money so i can finish it!'
> 
> So, the military guys sez to Einstein..."Wait a minute, you got to give me more information if
> you want money for this...are you saying you scan the ship atom by atom, with the people on it, and
> then you delete the ship AND the people???"
> 
> Einstein sez, 'Yeah, they go from here to there, they get transported..beam me up!"
> 
> The military guy sez, "No, I need real world example on how dis works!"
> 
> Einstein sez, 'Well the mathematics is too complicated, but, but...let's say you
> have a folder with information on it in your computer...and you want to transform it to
> a different hard drive in your computer..
> 
> the military guy sez "yeah...
> 
> Einstein sez, you just highlight the whole folder with a blue light, then you, you...cut-and-paste it
> to your other hard drive and it reappears there!
> 
> "cut-and-paste"???
> 
> yeah, I delete it and paste it there!
> 
> It is no longer here, it's there!
> 
> But this is quantum celestrial mechanics teleportation....it's complicated.
> 
> The military guy sez, "I don't know if i like the idea of being...deleted.
> 
> Einstein sez, 'it's okay, i cannot paste unless i delete you first.
> 
> The military guy sez, can you not just copy-and-paste?
> 
> Non, no, no Einstein sez in his German accent...you cannot be in two places at once, it will be a mess. your eye would be here and your leg over there..dats worse.
> 
> Einstein sez, 'I'm impatient with stupidity... JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY!
> 
> cut-and-paste"????
> 
> cut-and-paste me, Scotty!
> 
> cut-and-paste"????
> 
> Beam me up sounds better.
> 
> >
> > "The Office of Naval Research (ONR) has stated that the use of force fields to make a ship and her crew invisible does not conform to known physical laws.
> > ONR also claims that Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory was never completed. During 1943-1944,
> > Einstein was a part-time consultant with the Navy's Bureau of Ordnance, undertaking theoretical research on explosives and explosions.
> > There is no indication that Einstein was involved in research relevant to invisibility or to teleportation."
> >
> > https://www.history.navy.mil/research/library/online-reading-room/title-list-alphabetically/p/philadelphia-experiment.html
>   https://www.history.navy.mil/research/library/online-reading-room/title-list-alphabetically/p/philadelphia-experiment/philadelphia-experiment-onr-info-sheet.ht
> >
> > But of course it "does not conform to known physical laws" because they were paying Einstein to find out about '*unknown* physicals laws'.;;Quantum teleportation.
> >
> > Einstein was working on...Quantum Teleportation. Called "The Einstein's Continuum of Spatio-Temporal"
> >
> > "The Einstein's continuum of spatio-temporal which enabled idea of quantum teleportation, which
> > represents technique of dematerialization of the matter, in one location and
> > 'faxing', namely, electronic transmission to quantum state on the other location, in order to be materialized there."
> >
> > Like the Navy said: "Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory was never completed." but Einstein certaintly was
> > involved in research relevant to invisibility and teleportation.
> >
> > Beam me up. Scotty!
> >
> > --
> > The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
> > to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable,
> > and challenge the unchallengeable.
> 
> --
> The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
> to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable,
> and challenge the unchallengeable.

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The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, 
and challenge the unchallengeable.

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