Path: csiph.com!eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-september.org!nntp.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: The Starmaker Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.math,alt.atheism Subject: Re: Beam me up. Scotty! Date: Sun, 22 Feb 2026 12:13:37 -0800 Organization: The Starmaker Organization Lines: 110 Message-ID: <699B6371.59E7@ix.netcom.com> References: <69982998.2244@ix.netcom.com> <69990047.67C4@ix.netcom.com> Reply-To: starmaker@ix.netcom.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Sun, 22 Feb 2026 20:13:25 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="546b3c3632b66147826fe75366acf2b1"; logging-data="2508166"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1+MlNXnp7iHr7uu9/cBY1r33BMge2pPBQw=" Cancel-Lock: sha1:g0u+GOIzVmTHkiTO76WGSHO4+U0= X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04Gold (WinNT; U) X-Antivirus-Status: Clean X-Antivirus: Avast (VPS 260222-4, 02/22/2026), Outbound message Xref: csiph.com sci.physics.relativity:669061 sci.physics:895174 sci.math:643683 alt.atheism:3480845 Yous alreadys knows hows scary it is to cut-and-paste a folder/files and then not able to find it in either place! Where did it go??? Captain, we lost Spock!! The Starmaker wrote: > > The Starmaker wrote: > > > > So, the military guy ask Einstein, "What is this grand unified theory you're working on?" > > > > Einstein sez, 'I can make one of your Navy ships invisible, and have it teleported to another state.' > > > > In other words, go from one place to another place without passing through space in between. > > > > And the military guy asks, "Can you give me a little more details on how that works?" > > > > Einstein sez, 'I scan the ship atom by atom. Then I delete it here and rebuilt it there.' > > > > The military guys sez, "You mean like 'Beam Me Up Scotty?" Like Star-Trek? > > > > Einstein sez, 'Yea, a teleporter like star trekkie!' 'Kirk dematerialize and rematerialized inside the enterprise! > > > > The military guy sez, "You fucking can do dat?" > > > > Einstein sez, 'Yea, but i need more money so i can finish it!' > > So, the military guys sez to Einstein..."Wait a minute, you got to give me more information if > you want money for this...are you saying you scan the ship atom by atom, with the people on it, and > then you delete the ship AND the people???" > > Einstein sez, 'Yeah, they go from here to there, they get transported..beam me up!" > > The military guy sez, "No, I need real world example on how dis works!" > > Einstein sez, 'Well the mathematics is too complicated, but, but...let's say you > have a folder with information on it in your computer...and you want to transform it to > a different hard drive in your computer.. > > the military guy sez "yeah... > > Einstein sez, you just highlight the whole folder with a blue light, then you, you...cut-and-paste it > to your other hard drive and it reappears there! > > "cut-and-paste"??? > > yeah, I delete it and paste it there! > > It is no longer here, it's there! > > But this is quantum celestrial mechanics teleportation....it's complicated. > > The military guy sez, "I don't know if i like the idea of being...deleted. > > Einstein sez, 'it's okay, i cannot paste unless i delete you first. > > The military guy sez, can you not just copy-and-paste? > > Non, no, no Einstein sez in his German accent...you cannot be in two places at once, it will be a mess. your eye would be here and your leg over there..dats worse. > > Einstein sez, 'I'm impatient with stupidity... JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY! > > cut-and-paste"???? > > cut-and-paste me, Scotty! > > cut-and-paste"???? > > Beam me up sounds better. > > > > > "The Office of Naval Research (ONR) has stated that the use of force fields to make a ship and her crew invisible does not conform to known physical laws. > > ONR also claims that Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory was never completed. During 1943-1944, > > Einstein was a part-time consultant with the Navy's Bureau of Ordnance, undertaking theoretical research on explosives and explosions. > > There is no indication that Einstein was involved in research relevant to invisibility or to teleportation." > > > > https://www.history.navy.mil/research/library/online-reading-room/title-list-alphabetically/p/philadelphia-experiment.html > https://www.history.navy.mil/research/library/online-reading-room/title-list-alphabetically/p/philadelphia-experiment/philadelphia-experiment-onr-info-sheet.ht > > > > But of course it "does not conform to known physical laws" because they were paying Einstein to find out about '*unknown* physicals laws'.;;Quantum teleportation. > > > > Einstein was working on...Quantum Teleportation. Called "The Einstein's Continuum of Spatio-Temporal" > > > > "The Einstein's continuum of spatio-temporal which enabled idea of quantum teleportation, which > > represents technique of dematerialization of the matter, in one location and > > 'faxing', namely, electronic transmission to quantum state on the other location, in order to be materialized there." > > > > Like the Navy said: "Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory was never completed." but Einstein certaintly was > > involved in research relevant to invisibility and teleportation. > > > > Beam me up. Scotty! > > > > -- > > The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable, > > to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, > > and challenge the unchallengeable. > > -- > The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable, > to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, > and challenge the unchallengeable. -- The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable, to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, and challenge the unchallengeable.