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Re: "Adult" Science Projects

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On 04/02/2016 08:33 AM, HVAC wrote:
> http://www.grunge.com/8924/science-projects-youll-want-adult/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_871029

Adult science projects my ass! These don't even qualify as kid science 
projects! Sure that "teaser" photograph at the beginning shows a proper 
science project, but the rest is just Lib journalist nonsense. Libs 
never have any understanding of science.

Sure disgusting creatures are great, but you have to live where the are. 
Now when I was a kid I made a nice vacuum pump out of an old 
refrigerator compressor and would send various worms "to the moon". My 
first great discovery was that only corn ear worms can survive on the 
moon. I'd put them in the jar and they'd be going round and round.As the 
pump ran they slow and slow until they stopped. Then you could keep 
pumping with them laying there, but when you let air back in they'd be 
going round and round again! Nasa needed to be aware of this fact but 
the peer review censorship wouldn't let me publish! Big green juicy 
Tomato worms were truly disgusting. They'd literally explode into a 
green mess on the moon!

But we all know that REAL science is dangerous and blows things up. As a 
kid I had lots of fun with experiments with explosives using atomized 
aluminum powder! A friend of mine was into rockets. He built this one 
about 6 feet long out of a stainless steel tube with solid conical nose 
cone. Filled it with micrograin (note that today more than an ounce or 
so of micrograin will put you in prison for years). They set it off and 
the thing just "disappeared" into the sky. Some time later cops showed 
up at his home. They found his rocket embedded in the median of the 
freeway. They pulled the bumper off a cop car trying to pull it out of 
the ground. Cops were NOT happy.

REAL science isn't sucking some stupid egg into a bottle! REAL science 
is dangerous and exciting! You know. Playing with disgusting animals 
that can kill you. Setting off things that can blow you to kingdom come. 
This is why government science is so kool! You get to build things that 
can actually destroy the planet and wipe out all of humanity!

Now THAT is what "adult" science is all about! The only thing you spooks 
ever do is use the cool stuff WE gave you and then you think that makes 
YOU cool. IT DOESN'T.

HVAC you can prattle all the time with your puerile nonsense about Tesla 
and his birds, but the TRUTH is that Tesla knew EXACTLY what an ADULT 
science project was all about:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b6_1187215494

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY-AS13fl30

HVAC you are such a fucking amateur!
(PS. I believe in Tesla coils)


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  Re: "Adult" Science Projects benj <none@gmail.com> - 2016-04-02 12:11 -0400
    Re: "Adult" Science Projects Fabian Russell <fb@zen.info> - 2016-04-03 12:01 +0000
      Re: "Adult" Science Projects benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2016-04-04 00:48 -0400
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