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Re: This is a switch!

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On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 12:00:08 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
> <news:op.ydds8v12tm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
> into the wood chipper again:
>
>> On Wed, 24 Feb 2016 01:57:36 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood
>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>>
>>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
>>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>>> <news:op.ydbmk7dztm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>>> into the wood chipper again:
>
>>>> On Tue, 23 Feb 2016 19:27:28 -0500, vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> wrote:
>
>>>>> On Wed, 24 Feb 2016 03:42:47 +0800, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass wrote:
>
>>>>>> FNVWe stomped the brain of a retard. Again:
>
>>>>>>> Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
>>>>>>> Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), in
>>>>>>> <news:MPG.31352f5a644eab7098c866@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
>>>>>>> head first into the wood chipper again:
>
>>>>>>>> Fakey's in a big pickle, and usually it's the other way around.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Oh gawd!  How am I going to get out of this?  It's too late to
>>>>>>>> admit I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.  There's GOT  
>>>>>>>> to be a
>>>>>>>> way... some sort of bluff... or a diversion!  I simply CAN'T let
>>>>>>>> anybody think that there's ANYTHING in the whole wide world that  
>>>>>>>> I'm
>>>>>>>> not an authority on.  Damn... if dad was here, he whip my ass good
>>>>>>>> for not being perfect in every way.  I've GOT to bluff my way  
>>>>>>>> outta
>>>>>>>> this before it gets any worse!  I didn't even see this coming.   
>>>>>>>> How
>>>>>>>> was I to know that that shiny metal dogwhistle guy... oh, wait...
>>>>>>>> that's TWO different people who fucking blindsided me with actual
>>>>>>>> electrical engineering knowledge, and then there's Kensi... FUCK!
>>>>>>>> That's THREE people!  I thought she was supposed to be a fucking
>>>>>>>> astrophysisist-global warming ko0k, not a fucking math wizard!  I
>>>>>>>> know!  What if I posted that ASCII picture of a man's gaping  
>>>>>>>> asshole
>>>>>>>> and balls, and claimed it was a vagina again? Shit... now I've got
>>>>>>>> Snipe and Lamey demanding custom faglames from me... like I really
>>>>>>>> have TIME for all this extra work!  Damn... I wish I hadn't gotten
>>>>>>>> on Paul's bad side... I need some time to romp with his frisky  
>>>>>>>> goats.
>>>>>>>> FUCK!  FUCK!  FUCK!"
>
>>>>>>> Translation:
>>>>>>> "FNVWe kicked my stoooopid ass and proved I'm a bleatfarting faggot
>>>>>>> and bad electrician. Now that he's proven the Euler sinewave  
>>>>>>> addition
>>>>>>> equation is the defacto equation to use and destroyed DildoRider's
>>>>>>> kooky sinewave subtraction equation, which I defended several  
>>>>>>> times,
>>>>>>> I look like an even bigger moron. And now that FNVWe has utterly
>>>>>>> destroyed Ko0O0oki kensi by proving LunkHead was so stupid he  
>>>>>>> didn't
>>>>>>> even know about the radiation paradox or that CO2 is a global
>>>>>>> *cooling* gas as NASA proved (I stuck up for kensi's stupidity  
>>>>>>> because I really
>>>>>>> want to get into a *third* "hawt wet 69" with Paul Derbyshire), I
>>>>>>> *really* look like a fucking idiot. So watch me
>>>>>>> BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!!!!"
>
>>>>>> Aaaand, Checky scores a direct hit!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> whrreeeeeeeeeeeeyoooooowwwwKABLAAAAMMMOO! <froth, spittle &
>>>>>> fakeypieces flying everywhere>
>
>>> Translation:
>>> "Aaaand Chimpy gets the toe-end of FNVWe's steel-toed boot
>>> dead-center!"
>>>
>>> How pathetic are you that your definition of "winning" is "someone
>>> paid attention to me, no matter that they're drop-kicking my retarded
>>> ass across Usenet"?
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>
>>>>> At this point, he has to be reverse-trolling.  There are now two  
>>>>> items
>>>>> that he continues to deny with a tremendous Gish Gallup.
>>>>>
>>>>> 1) Grade school word problem.  Voltage is a DIFFERENCE in potentials.
>>>>> How do we find the difference?  Through the arithmetic operation
>>>>> of __________.
>
>>> You just answered your first question with your second, and likely
>>> didn't even realize it. Here's a hint... if you add a positive vector
>>> and a negative vector, what do you get?
>
>>>> did you notice how he won't share his graphed functions?  he must have
>>>> learned something when he tried to SUM them on a graph.  you're  
>>>> welcome,
>>>> fakey!
>
>>> Yeah, I did. It's called the Euler sinewave summation equation. It's
>>> only been in use since the 1800s. I'm sure you can find it on
>>> Google... oh, wait... you're a moron. LOL
>
>>>>> 2) Trigonometric identity.  sin(x+pi) = -sin(x).
>
>>> Well no shit. 2*pi = 1 full cycle, 1*pi = one half cycle. Thus the
>>> vectors are opposite at x and x+pi. Do you not understand Euler's
>>> sinewave summation equation?
>
>>>> he's still rough on this one.
>
>>> The above is *why* your kooky sinewave subtraction equation doesn't
>>> work, DildoRider, and why you had to add pi to one sinewave to flip it
>>> 180 degrees to even get your kooky sinewave subtraction equation to
>>> work... but you're too much of a mathematical moron to figure that
>>> out.
>>>
>>> SPNAK!
>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> "The 120.208 volt RMS L-N sinewaves peak at 120.208 volts,
>>>>>> moron. LOL"
>>>>>>   --fakey claims RMS and peak voltage are identically equal
>
>>> Shiny Tinfoil Brain k'lames that 120.208 volts RMS L-N isn't the RMS
>>> voltage of 170 volts, and he yet again demonstrates that he doesn't
>>> understand the terminology. LOL!
>
>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_mean_square#RMS_of_common_waveforms
>>>>>
>>>>> Am I wrong in thinking the RMS for a 120V sine wave would be 84.85V?
>
>>> 120 volts is the RMS of 170 volts. Moron.
>
>>>> he just fucked up completely there.
>
>>> Wrong.
>
>> are you still trying to correct your horrible mistakes?
>
> Are you still backpedaling away from your month-long display of
> mathematical stupidity, in which you demonstrated that you can't
> properly sum sinewaves... culminating in you mathematically k'laming
> that when you short the three phases of a 3-phase system, you *double*
> the voltage?
>
> SPNAK! on the mathematical moron.
>
> Fag. LOL
> Idiot. LOL
> Moron. LOL
> Tranny. LOL
> Libtard. LOL
> Crackhead. LOL
> GableTard. LOL
> DildoRider. LOL
> Bad Musician. LOL
> Stick Figure. LOL
> Terrible Liar. LOL
> Sinewave Spammer. LOL
> Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
> Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
> Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
> Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
> Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
> Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
> Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
>

hey fakey: check out this sinewave summation:  
http://i.imgur.com/gfm2vfV.png

-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

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FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

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i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

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On Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL


on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

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http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

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If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

-

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

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Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

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snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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