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| Newsgroups | alt.food.fast-food, alt.free.newsservers, alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics |
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| Subject | Re: This is a switch! |
| References | <MPG.31352f5a644eab7098c866@news.altopia.com> <ac21b092d84aa904aca3c961a44edd4a@dizum.com> <25dpcb9iavt5mqch78tquv44rf4i8n9vju@4ax.com> <dj4bngFopjpU3@mid.individual.net> |
| Date | 2016-02-23 23:54 -0500 |
| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
| Organization | AUKTard Polizia |
| Message-ID | <op.ydbmk7dztm21m2@benson.localhost> (permalink) |
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On Tue, 23 Feb 2016 19:27:28 -0500, vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> wrote: > On Wed, 24 Feb 2016 03:42:47 +0800, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass wrote: > >> fakey wrote: >> >>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> >>> >>> Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot >>> Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), in >>> <news:MPG.31352f5a644eab7098c866@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump head >>> first into the wood chipper again: >>> >>> > Fakey's in a big pickle, and usually it's the other way around. >>> > >>> > "Oh gawd! How am I going to get out of this? It's too late to admit >>> > I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. There's GOT to be a >>> > way... some sort of bluff... or a diversion! I simply CAN'T let >>> > anybody think that there's ANYTHING in the whole wide world that I'm >>> > not an authority on. Damn... if dad was here, he whip my ass good >>> > for not being perfect in every way. I've GOT to bluff my way outta >>> > this before it gets any worse! I didn't even see this coming. How >>> > was I to know that that shiny metal dogwhistle guy... oh, wait... >>> > that's TWO different people who fucking blindsided me with actual >>> > electrical engineering knowledge, and then there's Kensi... FUCK! >>> > That's THREE people! I thought she was supposed to be a fucking >>> > astrophysisist-global warming ko0k, not a fucking math wizard! I >>> > know! What if I posted that ASCII picture of a man's gaping asshole >>> > and balls, and claimed it was a vagina again? Shit... now I've got >>> > Snipe and Lamey demanding custom faglames from me... like I really >>> > have TIME for all this extra work! Damn... I wish I hadn't gotten on >>> > Paul's bad side... I need some time to romp with his frisky goats. >>> > FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" >>> >>> Translation: >>> "FNVWe kicked my stoooopid ass and proved I'm a bleatfarting faggot and >>> bad electrician. Now that he's proven the Euler sinewave addition >>> equation is the defacto equation to use and destroyed DildoRider's >>> kooky sinewave subtraction equation, which I defended several times, I >>> look like an even bigger moron. And now that FNVWe has utterly >>> destroyed Ko0O0oki kensi by proving LunkHead was so stupid he didn't >>> even know about the radiation paradox or that CO2 is a global *cooling* >>> gas as NASA proved (I stuck up for kensi's stupidity because I really >>> want to get into a *third* "hawt wet 69" with Paul Derbyshire), I >>> *really* look like a fucking idiot. So watch me >>> BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!!!!" >> >> Aaaand, Checky scores a direct hit! >> >> whrreeeeeeeeeeeeyoooooowwwwKABLAAAAMMMOO! <froth, spittle & fakeypieces >> flying everywhere> >> >>> <snicker> > > At this point, he has to be reverse-trolling. There are now two items > that he continues to deny with a tremendous Gish Gallup. > > > 1) Grade school word problem. Voltage is a DIFFERENCE in potentials. > How do we find the difference? Through the arithmetic operation > of __________. did you notice how he won't share his graphed functions? he must have learned something when he tried to SUM them on a graph. you're welcome, fakey! > > 2) Trigonometric identity. sin(x+pi) = -sin(x). he's still rough on this one. > > >> >> -- >> "The 120.208 volt RMS L-N sinewaves peak at 120.208 volts, >> moron. LOL" >> --fakey claims RMS and peak voltage are identically equal > > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_mean_square#RMS_of_common_waveforms > > Am I wrong in thinking the RMS for a 120V sine wave would be 84.85V? > he just fucked up completely there. -- "sines, sines, everywhere there's sines blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind" http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu - FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID: <3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com> ">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics >> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all: >> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) >> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) >> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time: >> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x) Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking *moron*? "The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:"" it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/ http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png "To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each other:" http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf on page 2: ** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A) *COUGH* SPNAK!! - i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII art if you ask nicely. see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com> - Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to: "all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..." <f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com> - On Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: <snicker> Fag. LOL Idiot. LOL Moron. LOL Tranny. LOL Libtard. LOL Crackhead. LOL GableTard. LOL DildoRider. LOL Bad Musician. LOL Stick Figure. LOL Terrible Liar. LOL Sinewave Spammer. LOL Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL is where my usenet lord and mas-ter can go straight to hell* *hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening. - http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg http://cafepress.com/kooktown http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg - If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :) - if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try: http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2 - http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written, Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd - Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!: $ perl fakeyBot.pl FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you, look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker> You> Robert Michael Wolfe FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks, Robert. <snicker> Robert> you talk about cocks a lot. FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot? Robert> gay sex, mostly... FakeyBot> Fag! (just as useful as the original!) - snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message <b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>: "That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden service. It's not rocket science. _The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my distinct impression was that the "anonymity research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a kiddie pr0n network.) That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation Onymous was just icing on the cake." - Golden Killfile, June 2005 KOTM, November 2006 Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006 Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006 Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007 Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006 Busted Urinal Award, April 2007 Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007 Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006 Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008 Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007 AUK Mascot, September 2007
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Re: This is a switch! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-23 23:54 -0500
Re: This is a switch! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-24 07:57 +0100
Re: This is a switch! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-24 19:04 +0800
Re: This is a switch! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-24 20:44 +0100
Re: This is a switch! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-26 03:05 +0800
Re: This is a switch! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 07:13 +0100
Re: This is a switch! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-25 04:13 -0500
Re: This is a switch! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-25 18:00 +0100
Re: This is a switch! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-25 12:56 -0500
Re: This is a switch! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 06:10 +0100
Re: This is a switch! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-26 14:23 +0800
Re: This is a switch! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 19:45 +0100
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Re: This is a switch! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-24 13:48 +0800
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