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Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora

Newsgroups alt.usenet.kooks, alt.checkmate
Subject Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora
References <s9g9bbpbk8ee7mnc3qu6v9v2rhob4sbu13@4ax.com> <MPG.311e814a26a2de0298c53b@news.altopia.com> <ra8abb9lrg21k28avb47o2b6fonam9evns@4ax.com> <MPG.311ec80afadc494e98c54e@news.altopia.com> <25babbl58r17rndvptckm5ue8rcbqi85oj@4ax.com>
Date 2016-02-05 18:58 -0500
From "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
Organization AUKTard Polizia
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On Fri, 05 Feb 2016 18:20:12 -0500, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.  
<greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Feb 2016 14:54:36 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1"  
> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>> In article <ra8abb9lrg21k28avb47o2b6fonam9evns@4ax.com>,
>> greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
>>> On Fri, 5 Feb 2016 09:52:44 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1"  
>>> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>>> >In article <s9g9bbpbk8ee7mnc3qu6v9v2rhob4sbu13@4ax.com>,
>>> >greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
>>> >>
>>> >> You cannot threaten solicitors with a machete as your
>>> >> doing so is a FELONY!
>>> >>
>>> >> Read on, you stupid morons!
>>> >>
>>> >> About trespass and solicitation:
>>> >>
>>> >> "From bible toters to door-to-door salespeople, homeowners
>>> >> are finding themselves increasingly annoyed by solicitors
>>> >> knocking on their doors. But what exactly can you do about
>>> >> these bothersome visits? Are the solicitors within their
>>> >>
>>> >> "While there are a variety of laws in place that regulate
>>> >> soliciting, the regulations can vary depending on where you
>>> >> live. For example, many states regulate the solicitation of
>>> >> charities, requiring them to register with their state agency
>>> >> before soliciting residents for charitable contributions.
>>> >> However, businesses and door-to-door salespeople are often
>>> >> regulated by city or county ordinances.
>>> >>
>>> >> "In some cities, posting a "No Soliciting" sign on your front
>>> >> door or near the entrance to your neighborhood prohibits
>>> >> solicitors from knocking on your door. The same goes for
>>> >> "No Trespassing" signs. Unfortunately, not all solicitors
>>> >> notice or pay attention to the signs. In such a case, you
>>> >> can report the solicitor to the police as being in violation
>>> >> of your city's laws. However, if your city does not prohibit
>>> >> solicitors from knocking on your door when such a sign is
>>> >> posted, all you can really do is politely ask them to leave.
>>> >>
>>> >> (YOU MAY NOT THREATEN THEM WITH DEADLY FORCE - MY COMMENT)
>>> >>
>>> >> "Whether or not a solicitor is considered guilty of trespassing
>>> >> depends on the situation. In terms of a crime, trespassing of
>>> >> one's land is defined as the "wrongful interference with one's
>>> >> possessory rights in [real] property."
>>> >>
>>> >> - See more at:
>>> >>  
>>> http://www.globalsecurityexperts.com/home-security/when-soliciting-becomes-trespassing-that-annoying-knock-on-the-door.html#sthash.q36qxghe.dpuf
>>> >>
>>> >> AND WAKE THE FUCK UP!
>>> >
>>> >You need to pull your head out of your ass.  I don't threaten anyone
>>> >with bodily harm.  I ask, or tell them to leave, and make it very  
>>> clear
>>> >that they're trespassing on posted private property.  Anyone rude  
>>> enough
>>> >to ignore my posted rights as a property owner, does not deserve, and
>>> >usually does not receive a polite response from me.  If they get
>>> >belligerent or threaten me, all bets are off.  I keep a can of bear
>>> >spray by the door, and if necessary, I wouldn't hesitate to use it.
>>> >
>>> >I've only had one nasty neighbor threaten to "come up and have a  
>>> 'talk'
>>> >with me" a few years ago.  The guy's a fucking hothead, and no  
>>> stranger
>>> >to the cops or the local jail.  I told him I'd have him arrested if he
>>> >stepped foot on my property.  The cowardly little shit waited months,
>>> >then snuck up under cover of darkness, left a nasty note on my car,  
>>> then
>>> >ran away.  Fucking big-mouthed punk-ass coward!  I filed a report in
>>> >case I had to crack his head at a later date, and the cops have a
>>> >picture of the note on file.  Now, the little bitch waves at me when  
>>> he
>>> >sees me coming.  Oh, get this:  The guy wrote the note on a piece of a
>>> >brown paper bag, and burned the edges!  Oooh!  Scary!  LOL!  Dude's in
>>> >his late thirties, and acts like he's 13.
>>> >
>>> >Of course it also helps that my son is usually here working for me  
>>> now,
>>> >and he's a big guy.  Does amateur boxing, and has a pair of guns on  
>>> him
>>> >that could knock that little fucker's head clean off.  He'd do it,  
>>> too.
>>> >He's already offered.
>>> >
>>> >What would you do if someone tried to board your boat without your
>>> >permission?  Maybe that's a bad question for you.  If it was a guy,
>>> >you'd probably help drag him on board.
>>>
>>> Listen up, Tinkerbell. I am not interested in a litany
>>> of your personal problems. You and Pandora made the
>>> stupid claim that it's OK to threaten bodily harm
>>> to solicitors with a machete. I proved you are wrong.
>>
>> I didn't make that claim, you Nattering NetNiNNy.
>
> But you wasted no time jumping into the fray and
> supporting her illegal machete brandishing actions.
> That's tantamount to making that claim, you twit.
>
>>> Get the fuck over it, already. As often as you two
>>> are wrong, you should be used to getting over it by
>>> now.
>>>
>>> Sheesh!
>>>
>>> P.S. Boarding a vessel is tantamount to breaking kicking
>>> in your front door and going inside. Then, if you feared
>>> for your worthless life you could defend yourself with
>>> deadly force.
>>>
>>> Pandora, who threatened a missionary with a machete, is
>>> clearly guilty of a felony. It's a good thing the good
>>> religious individual didn't press charges. I would have.
>>
>> I somehow doubt that Pandora actually threatened anyone with a machete.
>
> Here own words were, "I showed them a machete." Do you think
> she was trying to sell it? Wanted comments on how sharp it
> was? No, she used it as a threat of bodily harm. That's called
> assault with a deadly weapon. That's a felony.

i guess we should assume that anybody who is open-carrying a firearm is  
threatening others with a weapon then?

>
>> Emmett threatened his penis with a knife, and look where HE is.
>
> Threatening a dead weapon with a deadly weapon has yet to
> be assigned a legal definition.
>
>


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PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 10:40 -0500
  Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-05 16:23 +0000
    Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 11:51 -0500
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            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-06 00:04 +0000
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            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:16 -0800
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:24 -0500
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                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-06 00:41 +0000
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 17:56 -0700
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 20:04 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:31 -0600
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:23 -0600
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 14:54 -0800
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          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:32 -0800
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 18:20 -0500
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:57 -0800
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:36 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 18:58 -0500
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:04 -0500
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 17:55 -0700
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 20:04 -0600
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:38 -0600
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:37 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:29 -0600
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:24 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-06 15:59 -0500
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-07 12:05 +0000
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-07 14:25 -0600
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-07 15:44 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-07 12:49 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-07 13:46 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-07 14:32 -0700
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-07 16:38 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-07 14:51 -0700
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-07 19:42 -0600
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-08 18:09 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-08 16:53 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-08 20:08 -0600
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-08 23:40 -0500
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                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora fitnessforyou2002@yahoo.com - 2016-02-09 10:49 -0800
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-05 16:33 -0800
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:22 -0600
    Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 06:45 +0100
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 02:09 -0700
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-06 02:47 -0800
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 19:13 +0100
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 11:27 -0700
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-07 12:30 +0000
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-06 09:19 -0800
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-06 16:04 -0500
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-06 15:40 -0800
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