Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora

From	"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge>
Newsgroups	alt.usenet.kooks, alt.checkmate
Subject	Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora
Date	2016-02-05 14:54 -0800
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In article <ra8abb9lrg21k28avb47o2b6fonam9evns@4ax.com>, 
greghall@yacht_master.fake says...


> 
> On Fri, 5 Feb 2016 09:52:44 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
> >In article <s9g9bbpbk8ee7mnc3qu6v9v2rhob4sbu13@4ax.com>, 
> >greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
> >> 
> >> You cannot threaten solicitors with a machete as your
> >> doing so is a FELONY!
> >> 
> >> Read on, you stupid morons!
> >> 
> >> About trespass and solicitation:
> >> 
> >> "From bible toters to door-to-door salespeople, homeowners 
> >> are finding themselves increasingly annoyed by solicitors 
> >> knocking on their doors. But what exactly can you do about 
> >> these bothersome visits? Are the solicitors within their 
> >> 
> >> "While there are a variety of laws in place that regulate 
> >> soliciting, the regulations can vary depending on where you 
> >> live. For example, many states regulate the solicitation of 
> >> charities, requiring them to register with their state agency 
> >> before soliciting residents for charitable contributions. 
> >> However, businesses and door-to-door salespeople are often 
> >> regulated by city or county ordinances.
> >> 
> >> "In some cities, posting a "No Soliciting" sign on your front 
> >> door or near the entrance to your neighborhood prohibits 
> >> solicitors from knocking on your door. The same goes for 
> >> "No Trespassing" signs. Unfortunately, not all solicitors 
> >> notice or pay attention to the signs. In such a case, you 
> >> can report the solicitor to the police as being in violation 
> >> of your city's laws. However, if your city does not prohibit 
> >> solicitors from knocking on your door when such a sign is 
> >> posted, all you can really do is politely ask them to leave.
> >> 
> >> (YOU MAY NOT THREATEN THEM WITH DEADLY FORCE - MY COMMENT)
> >> 
> >> "Whether or not a solicitor is considered guilty of trespassing 
> >> depends on the situation. In terms of a crime, trespassing of 
> >> one's land is defined as the "wrongful interference with one's 
> >> possessory rights in [real] property."
> >> 
> >> - See more at:
> >> http://www.globalsecurityexperts.com/home-security/when-soliciting-becomes-trespassing-that-annoying-knock-on-the-door.html#sthash.q36qxghe.dpuf
> >> 
> >> 
> >> AND WAKE THE FUCK UP!
> >
> >You need to pull your head out of your ass.  I don't threaten anyone 
> >with bodily harm.  I ask, or tell them to leave, and make it very clear 
> >that they're trespassing on posted private property.  Anyone rude enough 
> >to ignore my posted rights as a property owner, does not deserve, and 
> >usually does not receive a polite response from me.  If they get 
> >belligerent or threaten me, all bets are off.  I keep a can of bear 
> >spray by the door, and if necessary, I wouldn't hesitate to use it.
> >
> >I've only had one nasty neighbor threaten to "come up and have a 'talk' 
> >with me" a few years ago.  The guy's a fucking hothead, and no stranger 
> >to the cops or the local jail.  I told him I'd have him arrested if he 
> >stepped foot on my property.  The cowardly little shit waited months, 
> >then snuck up under cover of darkness, left a nasty note on my car, then 
> >ran away.  Fucking big-mouthed punk-ass coward!  I filed a report in 
> >case I had to crack his head at a later date, and the cops have a 
> >picture of the note on file.  Now, the little bitch waves at me when he 
> >sees me coming.  Oh, get this:  The guy wrote the note on a piece of a 
> >brown paper bag, and burned the edges!  Oooh!  Scary!  LOL!  Dude's in 
> >his late thirties, and acts like he's 13.
> >
> >Of course it also helps that my son is usually here working for me now, 
> >and he's a big guy.  Does amateur boxing, and has a pair of guns on him 
> >that could knock that little fucker's head clean off.  He'd do it, too.  
> >He's already offered.
> >
> >What would you do if someone tried to board your boat without your 
> >permission?  Maybe that's a bad question for you.  If it was a guy, 
> >you'd probably help drag him on board.
> 
> 
> Listen up, Tinkerbell. I am not interested in a litany
> of your personal problems. You and Pandora made the
> stupid claim that it's OK to threaten bodily harm
> to solicitors with a machete. I proved you are wrong.

I didn't make that claim, you Nattering NetNiNNy.


> Get the fuck over it, already. As often as you two 
> are wrong, you should be used to getting over it by
> now.
> 
> Sheesh!
> 
> 
> P.S. Boarding a vessel is tantamount to breaking kicking
> in your front door and going inside. Then, if you feared
> for your worthless life you could defend yourself with
> deadly force. 
> 
> Pandora, who threatened a missionary with a machete, is
> clearly guilty of a felony. It's a good thing the good
> religious individual didn't press charges. I would have.

I somehow doubt that Pandora actually threatened anyone with a machete.  
Emmett threatened his penis with a knife, and look where HE is.

-- 

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PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 10:40 -0500
  Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-05 16:23 +0000
    Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 11:51 -0500
    Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 09:54 -0800
  Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 09:52 -0800
    Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 17:29 -0500
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-05 22:41 +0000
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:31 -0800
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 18:51 -0500
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-06 00:04 +0000
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:18 -0800
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:22 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-06 00:37 +0000
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:58 -0600
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:16 -0800
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:24 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:32 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-06 00:41 +0000
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 17:56 -0700
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 20:04 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:31 -0600
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:23 -0600
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 14:54 -0800
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-05 16:04 -0700
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:32 -0800
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 18:20 -0500
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:57 -0800
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:36 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 18:58 -0500
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:04 -0500
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 17:55 -0700
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 20:04 -0600
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:38 -0600
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:37 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:29 -0600
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:24 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-06 15:59 -0500
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-07 12:05 +0000
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-07 14:25 -0600
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-07 15:44 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-07 12:49 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-07 13:46 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-07 14:32 -0700
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-07 16:38 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-07 14:51 -0700
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-07 19:42 -0600
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-08 18:09 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-08 16:53 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-08 20:08 -0600
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-08 23:40 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora fitnessforyou2002@yahoo.com - 2016-02-09 10:50 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora fitnessforyou2002@yahoo.com - 2016-02-09 10:49 -0800
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-05 16:33 -0800
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:22 -0600
    Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 06:45 +0100
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 02:09 -0700
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-06 02:47 -0800
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 19:13 +0100
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 11:27 -0700
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-07 12:30 +0000
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-06 09:19 -0800
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-06 16:04 -0500
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-06 15:40 -0800
  Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-05 12:53 -0800

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