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Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion

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abelard wrote:

> On 22 Jun 2017 10:54:57 GMT, 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> wrote:
> 
>>abelard wrote:
>>
>>> On 22 Jun 2017 10:29:50 GMT, 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion
>>>>---------------------------------------------
>>>>
>>>>I propose a new internet religion called the
>>>>Order of The Holy Hock Stick - OoTHHS - be formed to
>>>>gather all sheep that flock to the AGW cause(s)
>>>>including all those who are familiar with
>>>>gaseous methane emissions.
>>>>
>>>>Priests of this new religion shall wear yellow
>>>>garbs with a hockey stick tied to their belt.
>>>>All other religious symbols shall be ditched
>>>>including crosses (especially the burning ones)
>>>>and instead only the hockey stick shall be worn
>>>>and definitely no burning hockey sticks allowed
>>>>to help reduce carbon emissions. (Well may be
>>>>LED lit symbolic burning hocky stick can
>>>>be permitted.)
>>>>
>>>>Priests of The Holy Hockey Stick shall only
>>>>travel by foot or solar powered electric
>>>>vehicles. No evil planes and motor vehicles
>>>>that releases CO2 shall be used by any
>>>>member of the order. The wise ones who have
>>>>told us since time began to get on our bike
>>>>were right after all.
>>>>
>>>>Excuse us fellow sufferers of CO2 oppression,
>>>>I have work to do, will be back later
>>>>to add to this holy hockey stick book
>>>>of knowledge as idle time permits...
>>> 
>>> a little knowledge is dangerous...you have  little knowledge
>>> 
>>> you should acquire more
>>> 
>>> 
>>http://www.abelard.org/briefings/global_warming_atmospheric_chemistry_physics.php
>>> http://www.abelard.org/briefings/dendroclimatogy.php
>>> 
>>> you are being conned by the filthy fossil fuel industry
>>
>>
>>Waaa I been completely conned by the fossil fuel industry!
>>
>>And all this conning is making me feel baked already!
> 
>>Climate change now accelerated to 1 degree per HOUR!!!!
> 
> that's weather...not 'climate'


Waaa weather is not climate - I been conned again. 
Phew! This is making me baked already!!

Climate change now accelerated to 1 degree per HOUR!!!!

As the Sun cums up, the earth's temperature goes up
average 1 degree per hour. And when then Sun cums
down, the globe cools 1 degree per hour.

Climate is changing every hour!

Awe noooo! This is making me crispy and toasted.

Can I have a bacon sandwich to top it all off?

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Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 10:29 +0000
  Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 12:34 +0200
    Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 10:54 +0000
      Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 12:58 +0200
        Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 20:39 +0000
    Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:01 -0400
      Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:13 +0200
        Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:22 -0400
          Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:49 +0200
            Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:56 -0400
              Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:59 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 22:22 +0000
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-23 10:49 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 21:18 -0400
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-23 09:55 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-23 07:48 -0400
          Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Joe <joe@jretrading.com> - 2017-06-22 18:27 +0100
            Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 20:27 +0000

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