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Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion

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Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion
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I propose a new internet religion called the
Order of The Holy Hock Stick - OoTHHS - be formed to
gather all sheep that flock to the AGW cause(s)
including all those who are familiar with
gaseous methane emissions.

Priests of this new religion shall wear yellow
garbs with a hockey stick tied to their belt.
All other religious symbols shall be ditched
including crosses (especially the burning ones)
and instead only the hockey stick shall be worn
and definitely no burning hockey sticks allowed
to help reduce carbon emissions. (Well may be
LED lit symbolic burning hocky stick can
be permitted.)

Priests of The Holy Hockey Stick shall only
travel by foot or solar powered electric
vehicles. No evil planes and motor vehicles
that releases CO2 shall be used by any
member of the order. The wise ones who have
told us since time began to get on our bike
were right after all.

Excuse us fellow sufferers of CO2 oppression,
I have work to do, will be back later
to add to this holy hockey stick book
of knowledge as idle time permits...

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Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 10:29 +0000
  Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 12:34 +0200
    Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 10:54 +0000
      Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 12:58 +0200
        Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 20:39 +0000
    Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:01 -0400
      Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:13 +0200
        Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:22 -0400
          Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:49 +0200
            Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:56 -0400
              Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:59 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 22:22 +0000
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-23 10:49 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 21:18 -0400
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-23 09:55 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-23 07:48 -0400
          Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Joe <joe@jretrading.com> - 2017-06-22 18:27 +0100
            Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 20:27 +0000

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