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| From | Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | comp.os.linux.advocacy, sci.physics, alt.checkmate |
| Subject | Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. |
| Date | 2019-02-07 11:13 -0800 |
| Organization | Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com |
| Message-ID | <MPG.36c6231f78cbbad899638f@news.altopia.com> (permalink) |
| References | (3 earlier) <Jeff-Relf.Me@Feb.6--4.18pm.Seattle.2019> <s8z0b8083t.a3u3j@rooftop.invalid> <8a31293f-e254-49d1-aa2a-9b34cca9e776@googlegroups.com> <Jeff-Relf.Me@Feb.7--10.55am.Seattle.2019> <nq0p5ed4t3kgu1q3n1ehpc6god5rhulcci@4ax.com> |
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! In article <nq0p5ed4t3kgu1q3n1ehpc6god5rhulcci@4ax.com>, greghall@yacht_maester.fake says... ¤ ¤ On Thu, 07 Feb 2019, Jeff-Relf.Me @. wrote: ¤ ¤ <...> ¤ ¤ >To get laid, like Mr. Owl, I'd have to fix my teeth, dress nicer/cleaner, ¤ >lose 90 lbs, do push-ups, and find a more prestigious, higher paying job. ¤ > ¤ >Even then, I'd have to pay for it, and let her fuck 20 year-olds too. ¤ > ¤ >She'd boss me around, and the sex would be horrible compared to: ¤ > ¤ > Tenga's "Flip Zero" latches on and won't let go, ¤ > so you can edge for 5+ HOURS, ¤ > even when you're distracted by something else. ¤ > ¤ > And it feels good after nutting too -- so even a 60 year-old man, like me, ¤ > nuts multiple times. <...> ¤ ¤ Multiple orgasms? Dream on Relf! He'd be singing the Blue Balls Blues. -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2018 all rights reserved AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017 "There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke." "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> "People just submitted it ... I don't know why ... They 'trust me' ... dumb fucks." -Mark Zuckerberg "You can be unethical and still be legal that's the way I live my life." -Mark Zuckerberg
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Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 15:01 -0500
GuhNoo/Linux Users Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-02-06 12:15 -0800
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 15:19 -0500
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-06 20:43 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-06 15:19 -0800
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 18:22 -0500
Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-02-06 16:18 -0800
Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-07 16:37 +0000
Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-07 10:20 -0800
Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-02-07 10:55 -0800
Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-07 14:14 -0500
My prostate is positively glowing, these days. Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-02-07 11:22 -0800
Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-07 12:22 -0700
Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-07 11:13 -0800
Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-07 21:40 +0000
Two 7 gallon VittlesVaults. Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-02-07 14:20 -0800
Re: Two 7 gallon VittlesVaults. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-07 18:40 -0500
Get rid of your "ball and chain". Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-02-07 21:57 -0800
Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> - 2019-02-08 14:10 +0000
Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-08 08:18 -0600
Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-08 10:22 -0500
Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Pedophile Neal Warren" <208.Sienna.Pl@Saluda.NC> - 2019-02-08 09:26 -0600
Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 14:50 -0500
I don't have a ball and chain. Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-02-11 13:52 -0800
Re: I don't have a ball and chain. Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> - 2019-02-11 22:01 +0000
Re: I don't have a ball and chain. Bucket Mouth - 2019-02-11 15:04 -0700
Re: I don't have a ball and chain. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 15:02 -0700
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2019-02-09 19:07 -0500
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-09 21:28 -0500
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-11 04:21 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-11 07:25 -0600
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2019-02-11 13:58 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 13:50 -0500
Owl going to send us a DickPic with a COLA tattoo. Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-02-11 14:10 -0800
Re: Owl going to send us a DickPic with a COLA tattoo. owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-11 22:13 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-11 22:15 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 18:14 -0500
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-12 01:51 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 21:09 -0500
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-12 02:17 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 22:12 -0500
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-12 04:51 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-12 06:49 -0600
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-12 22:07 -0500
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:02 -0800
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-13 10:21 -0500
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:48 -0800
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-13 10:08 -0600
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-13 17:12 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 09:27 -0800
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-13 17:58 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 10:34 -0800
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-13 12:51 -0600
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-13 19:20 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-14 07:41 -0600
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-14 16:07 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-14 04:53 +0000
Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-14 23:27 -0500
Re: Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-06 20:54 +0000
Re: Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 18:20 -0500
Re: Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back silverslimer <silver@slim.er> - 2019-02-06 16:52 -0500
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