Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE)

From	"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge>
Newsgroups	sci.physics, alt.war.vietnam, alt.usenet.kooks
Subject	Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE)
Date	2016-07-03 11:27 -0700
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In article <igaez.2425$vW.668@fx26.iad>, burkesgurlz@t-girls.com says...

> 
> On 7/3/2016 6:40 AM, john wrote:
> > Softer shits are WORSE for
> > needing wiping
> >
> I've covered that in my lecture.  Take a'hold, firmly, of both ass 
> cheeks and spread 'em wide.

He's right, as everybody knows.  You can pinch them off, but they still 
leave the tail upinya, which requires a lot of paperwork.  That's one of 
the side benefits of taking oxies... you get a one-wiper every time, 
with a second wipe to verify it, of course.

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TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-07-02 09:50 -0700
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-07-02 11:55 -0500
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-02 12:57 -0700
    Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-07-03 05:47 -0700
      Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) john <johnsefton288@gmail.com> - 2016-07-03 06:40 -0700
        Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-07-03 08:34 -0700
          Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-07-03 09:01 -0700
          Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-03 11:27 -0700
            Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-07-03 12:46 -0700
            Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-03 13:13 -0700
              Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-03 13:49 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-07-04 20:56 -0500
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-06 12:15 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-07 12:43 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-07-07 17:02 -0500
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-07 17:07 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-08 13:54 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-08 10:41 -0700
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) xxein1@att.net - 2016-07-03 11:53 -0700
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-07-05 19:40 -0400
    Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> - 2016-07-05 21:03 -0700
    Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) ClutterFreak <ClutterFreak@FakeAddress.com> - 2016-07-06 11:01 -0500
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-08 16:36 -0700
    Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-09 13:10 -0700
      Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-07-09 16:48 -0400
      Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-12 19:17 -0700
        Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-14 15:07 -0700
          Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-07-14 19:07 -0400

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