TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE)

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From	"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com>
Subject	TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE)
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Date	2016-07-02 09:50 -0700

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Shitting in the wild, when not involuntary, can sometimes be a problem. 
Not the shitting itself, mind you, but the wiping part.....
What we used in Nam:

smooth stones

mullein leaves  (These can be too soft, however, so you might wind up 
with shitfingers.

oak leaves - very tough on the old arsehole

soft bark or leaves from other plants - need to be soft, pliable, tough.

water is used in Asian countries with much success. However, their diet 
is different; they tend to have looser shitz.

going without (this would depend on one's diet and personal 
preferences).  You'll be nicked "browneye" soon.

dried corn husks - these are very strong, pliable, and partially 
absorbent, and work really well.

corncobs!  (They work good; just make sure and use 'em sideways, so they 
don't accidentally "slip" in.

sphagnum moss  (In boggy places like Nam)


NOTE: please take this seriously!  I've tried it many times and it 
works.  If you are caught short and need to poop simply spread your bum 
cheeks apart [with yer hands], and do your business.  The poops will 
usually plop out smoothly, and your bum will not need cleaning.  It 
maybe useful to lean back against a tree or rock with yer boots wedged 
behind yer ears sometimes.

Any questions?

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TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-07-02 09:50 -0700
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-07-02 11:55 -0500
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-02 12:57 -0700
    Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-07-03 05:47 -0700
      Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) john <johnsefton288@gmail.com> - 2016-07-03 06:40 -0700
        Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-07-03 08:34 -0700
          Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-07-03 09:01 -0700
          Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-03 11:27 -0700
            Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-07-03 12:46 -0700
            Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-03 13:13 -0700
              Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-03 13:49 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-07-04 20:56 -0500
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-06 12:15 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-07 12:43 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-07-07 17:02 -0500
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-07 17:07 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-08 13:54 -0700
                Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-08 10:41 -0700
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) xxein1@att.net - 2016-07-03 11:53 -0700
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-07-05 19:40 -0400
    Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> - 2016-07-05 21:03 -0700
    Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) ClutterFreak <ClutterFreak@FakeAddress.com> - 2016-07-06 11:01 -0500
  Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-08 16:36 -0700
    Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-09 13:10 -0700
      Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-07-09 16:48 -0400
      Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-07-12 19:17 -0700
        Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-07-14 15:07 -0700
          Re: TOILET PAPER (NAM STYLE) benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-07-14 19:07 -0400

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