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In article <op.yh4x36ljtm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...


> 
> On Fri, 27 May 2016 03:14:54 -0400, Checkmate, DoW #1
> <Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:
> 
> >
> > FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx, AKA: The Friendly Gay-For-Good Cock Wrangler
> > did thusly stick his penis head-first into the pencil sharpener again:
> >
> >
> > "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
> > praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
> > a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me.
> 
> i still wonder what halal restaurant fakie found himself in that serves up
> early 20th century French fare.
> 
> > I
> > snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
> > ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
> > murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL
> >
> > Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
> > hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
> > onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
> > and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
> > the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
> > before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
> > going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
> > swung in, not out.
> 
> in most places, a door at a business that swings in is considered a fire
> hazard.

This is what happens to people who fancy themselves to be a lot cleverer 
than they actually are.  They trip themselves up on little details like 
that.  Of course in this case, the whole story is so far-fetched that 
it's laughable.  I've had the misfortune to meet a few chronic 
bullshitters like Fakey in real life.  I knew a guy when I was in the 
Army, who made fantastic claims all the time, including one where he 
allegedly caught a 32' Anaconda in South America.  He claimed he had 
pictures to prove it back home... except that he was never able to make 
good on his promise to have one sent to us so we could see it.

When I was younger, I was polite enough not to call chronic boasters and 
liars on their bullshit.  Nowadays, I'm personally offended that these 
bullshitters would insult my intelligence that way, so I call them out 
on it every time.  This is classical Walter Mitty behavior, and 
indicative of someone with severe insecurities about himself.  The list 
of Fakey's many bullshit claims indicates that he's about as insecure as 
they come.  As much as an asshole as he is, I feel no real need to wish 
any further ill will on him than I'm sure he already brings on himself.  
His real life must be one of bitterness, fear, and anxiety, punctuated 
by a lot of disappointment in his failure to provide anything even close 
to his imaginary accomplishments.  This poor sick and tortured little 
fuck must hate his real life, as evidenced by the bitterness and hate he 
tries to inflict on everyone else, while safely hiding behind his 
monitor.


Does this upset you, Fakey?  Has the brutal truth hurt your delicate 
little feelings?  Feel free to faglame me below... you know that's all 
you have, because you can't refute any of this.



> > Prolly broke his nose. LOL
> 
> as he was stumbling backward, eh?
> 
> >
> > People applauded.
> 
> translation: "people LOL'd at my idiotic fib"
> 
> >
> > <snicker>"
> >
> >
> > Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com>
> >
> > **********************************************
> >
> > Fakey's best lie ever!  LOL!
> >



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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
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