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A public service repost

From	"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge>
Newsgroups	alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.bullshit, alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics
Subject	A public service repost
Date	2016-05-27 00:14 -0700
Organization	Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com
Message-ID	<MPG.31b193bec1cda0fe98d3c6@news.altopia.com> (permalink)

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FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx, AKA: The Friendly Gay-For-Good Cock Wrangler 
did thusly stick his penis head-first into the pencil sharpener again:


"I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL

Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL

People applauded.

<snicker>"


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A public service repost "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-05-27 00:14 -0700
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