Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER

Newsgroups	alt.checkmate, alt.food.fast-food, alt.usenet.kooks
Subject	Re: BREAKING NEWS and PRODUCT REVIEW: BK's CHICKEN BURGER
References	(5 earlier) <op.yb8o4yfutm21m2@benson.localhost> <MPG.311b39dabf02a1dd98c4b2@news.altopia.com> <15b4c4ff0b0e5abe906d41bb01e0c1ae@dizum.com> <kqg4bb150ugr0eikurpr55j27ealqll0qr@4ax.com> <MPG.311bea0680a7edfc98c4c6@news.altopia.com>
Date	2016-02-03 17:11 -0500
From	"\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
Organization	AUKTard Polizia
Message-ID	<op.yb92k1eztm21m2@benson.localhost> (permalink)

Cross-posted to 3 groups.

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On Wed, 03 Feb 2016 13:42:46 -0500, Checkmate, DoW #1  
<Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:

> In article <kqg4bb150ugr0eikurpr55j27ealqll0qr@4ax.com>,
> skeet@invalid.invalid says...
>
>
>>
>> On Wed,  3 Feb 2016 18:48:28 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>
>> >Kicking your lying kooktard ass with the truth isn't "ko0kfoam",
>> >Chimpy. LOL
>>
>>
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> Another fakey dream.
>
> "Thinking" he's kicking my ass, and actually doing so, are two different
> things.  He's not capable of doing the latter, as I've shown on multiple
> occasions... and talk about lying?  Who can ever forget THIS little gem:
>
>
> "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
> praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
> a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
> snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
> ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
> murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL
>
> Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
> hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
> onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
> and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
> the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
> before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
> going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
> swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL
>
> People applauded.
>
> <snicker>"
>
>
> Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com>
>
> **********************************************
>
> Fakey's best lie ever!  LOL!
>

i got him to bleat out a "part 2":

Message-ID: <8bf180c13fa60b3808781325254c0989@dizum.com>

> >fakey, what did the muslim guy say to you?

> He started by saying he saw me praying. I glanced at him, said, "So?",
> then he launched into how we both pray to the same God, that Jesus was
> just a prophet and not the son of God, how the Bible was corrupted,
> how Allah (he kept saying something like "allahad", though) had no son
> but Muhammad was his one true prophet.
>I stopped him by putting my hand in his face, took a bite of my
> cannibal sandwich, chewed noisily for a bit, then said, "Your god is
> not my God. Muhammad was a failed shopkeeper and a deluded murderous
> boyfucking psychopath. You're an idiot."
>Then the guy got pissed, started saying no one can disrespect his god
> like that, I laughed at him, told him I just did. He jabbed me in the
> ribs a couple times as he got more flustered, and you know the rest.
>He picked the wrong dude to proselytize to. Must have been a new
> prison convert all hot to get out there and convert people to
> substantiate his bad decision in the religion he chose. LOL

allah-allah!

-- 

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.

"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

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