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Re: Check it out.

From Anglo Saxon <invalid@invalid.invalid>
Newsgroups alt.usenet.kooks
Subject Re: Check it out.
Date 2015-11-03 04:47 +0000
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <PM0005239BA0BC3A91@Noble-Gas.PK5001Z> (permalink)
References (15 earlier) <l9cc3bhebceifckvrl6307j8a11qiavtel@4ax.com> <MPG.30a00c4f1efdc16f98b481@news.altopia.com> <57fbfe661fa7c11a2850df3089c29faf@dizum.com> <PM00052392B49FA047@Noble-Gas.PK5001Z> <MPG.30a14914e6ca3d5498b4da@news.altopia.com>

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Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <PM00052392B49FA047@Noble-Gas.PK5001Z>,
> invalid@invalid.invalid says...
>
>
>>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
>> >
>> > So air up your Walmart tires, gas up with 87 octane, throw your
>> > 4-foot-long 6-inch diameter squirming diesel-turbo strap-on dildo with
>> > jackhammer attachment and your Antonio Banderas blow-up love doll in
>> > the trunk, twist the crank on the front of your shitty British
>> > fagmobile to get her started, wait for the clattering to die down and
>> > hope to gawd she doesn't backfire and belch flames up through her
>> > carburetor, buckle yourself in with your single lap belt, slip it into
>> > first and ease out gently on the clutch so as not to kill that
>> > underpowered 50 year old piece of shit engine, and get to
>> > rattle-wheezing your way southward, Chimpy. Pray it doesn't rain or
>> > the electricals will short out and strand you by the side of the road.
>> > Take plenty of extra oil... a quart every 1000 miles, right? LOL
>> >
>>
>> That was fun and grin-able.
>
> I think you're the last of the Fakey fans.  Nobody else gives a crap.
>

It's just that it's so funny to me because of my youth...great uncles and
grand dads and neighbors where it was EXACTLY like that... flames actually
shooting through the carb and the god-awful racket and tires with zero tread
and the bucking and heaving and squealing of trying to slip the clutch to get
the goddamned thing UP the driveway because for some people thought it was
normal to have a 50 degree driveway and big black areas soaked with oil were
standard.

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Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 17:56 -0400
  Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-10-30 18:02 -0400
    Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 18:11 -0400
      Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-10-30 18:23 -0400
        Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 18:30 -0400
          Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-10-30 18:49 -0400
            Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 19:58 -0400
              Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-10-30 20:40 -0400
              Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 18:03 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 21:19 -0400
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 18:37 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 21:49 -0400
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 19:03 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 22:06 -0400
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 19:49 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 21:00 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 21:10 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 21:07 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 21:21 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-31 11:56 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-31 15:04 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-31 13:46 -0400
                Re: Check it out. Siri Cruz <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> - 2015-10-31 10:53 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 08:32 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 11:46 -0800
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 12:55 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 17:10 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 18:22 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 22:46 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 19:02 -0700
                Re: Check it out. buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2015-11-01 11:55 -0500
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 20:59 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 08:25 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 18:36 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 18:48 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 21:53 -0400
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 19:05 -0700
                Re: Check it out. buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2015-11-01 11:54 -0500
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 15:39 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 17:01 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 21:05 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 21:45 -0400
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 21:04 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 21:20 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-31 11:54 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-31 15:03 -0700
                Re: Check it out. a ray of dome <33l@fo.rr> - 2015-10-31 17:49 -0600
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 08:14 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-11-01 11:21 -0500
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 09:55 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-11-01 12:23 -0500
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 10:41 -0700
                Re: Check it out. buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2015-11-01 11:50 -0500
  Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 15:10 -0700
    Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 18:18 -0400
      Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 17:51 -0700
  Re: Check it out. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-10-30 15:48 -0700
    Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 19:49 -0400
      Re: Check it out. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2015-10-30 19:54 -0400
      Re: Check it out. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-10-30 16:57 -0700
        Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 08:04 -0700
          Re: Check it out. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-11-01 14:17 -0800
      Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 18:04 -0700
        Re: Check it out. Drunke no Oni <julianfwaldby@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 19:11 -0700
          Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 21:03 -0700
      Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 08:04 -0700
        Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 11:44 -0800
          Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 12:54 -0700
  Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-30 17:35 -0700
    Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-10-30 20:42 -0400
    Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-10-30 21:06 -0400
  Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-10-31 05:04 +0100
    Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 08:35 -0700
      Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-01 18:24 +0100
        Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 10:42 -0700
          Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-01 22:19 +0100
            Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 18:18 -0700
              Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 06:35 +0100
          Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 17:14 -0800
            Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 19:05 -0700
              Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 19:15 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 19:17 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 19:56 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 20:17 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 20:27 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 20:24 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 21:04 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:11 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 21:28 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:36 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 22:01 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:08 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 21:17 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 21:17 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:51 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:05 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:04 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 21:17 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:49 -0800
              Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 19:59 -0800
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 21:01 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 22:10 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 22:40 -0700
                Re: Check it out. Anglo Saxon <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-03 01:25 +0000
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-03 05:34 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Drunke no Oni <julianfwaldby@gmail.com> - 2015-11-02 21:37 -0800
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-03 16:56 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Rick <fakey.sux@it.hard> - 2015-11-03 20:52 -0400
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-04 07:49 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-04 20:06 +0100
                Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-11-04 14:43 -0500
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-05 05:36 +0100
                Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-11-05 12:01 -0500
                Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-05 18:37 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-11-01 20:20 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:48 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 21:57 -0700
            Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 07:05 +0100
              Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 23:26 -0700
      Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 11:48 -0800
        Re: Check it out. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.DoW #10" <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2015-11-01 14:56 -0500
          Re: Check it out. "Mr. Smartypants DoW #4" <bunghole-jonnie@lycos.com> - 2015-11-01 11:59 -0800
            Re: Check it out. snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2015-11-01 22:16 +0000
              Re: Check it out. Siri Cruz <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> - 2015-11-01 14:22 -0700
                Re: Check it out. snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2015-11-01 22:35 +0000
                Re: Check it out. Drunke no Oni <julianfwaldby@gmail.com> - 2015-11-02 17:24 -0800
                Re: Check it out. Siri Cruz <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> - 2015-11-02 17:30 -0700
              Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 17:23 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-11-01 21:51 -0500
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 20:03 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-11-01 22:00 -0500
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 20:27 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:18 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-01 21:29 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:38 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:17 -0800
        Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-01 23:25 +0100
          Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-01 18:20 -0700
            Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 05:30 +0100
            Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-01 20:45 -0800
            Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-02 05:47 +0100
          Re: Check it out. Anglo Saxon <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-02 18:09 +0000
            Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-11-02 19:36 -0500
            Re: Check it out. Anglo Saxon <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-03 04:47 +0000
              Re: Check it out. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-11-02 23:17 -0800
              Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-11-03 19:26 -0500
                Re: Check it out. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-11-03 16:59 -0800
                Re: Check it out. "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-11-03 18:12 -0700
            Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-11-03 19:24 -0500
              Re: Check it out. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-11-04 03:46 +0100
                Re: Check it out. Skeeter DoW #8 <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-11-03 19:53 -0700
                Re: Check it out. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-11-04 00:06 -0500
                Re: Check it out. snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2015-11-04 07:59 +0000

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