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| From | "%" <persent@gmail.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | alt.usenet.kooks, alt.checkmate |
| Subject | Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora |
| Date | 2016-02-05 16:04 -0700 |
| Organization | Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com |
| Message-ID | <94vvau.8jj.17.1@news.alt.net> (permalink) |
| References | <s9g9bbpbk8ee7mnc3qu6v9v2rhob4sbu13@4ax.com> <MPG.311e814a26a2de0298c53b@news.altopia.com> <ra8abb9lrg21k28avb47o2b6fonam9evns@4ax.com> <MPG.311ec80afadc494e98c54e@news.altopia.com> |
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Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > In article <ra8abb9lrg21k28avb47o2b6fonam9evns@4ax.com>, > greghall@yacht_master.fake says... > > >> >> On Fri, 5 Feb 2016 09:52:44 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1" >> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote: >>> In article <s9g9bbpbk8ee7mnc3qu6v9v2rhob4sbu13@4ax.com>, >>> greghall@yacht_master.fake says... >>>> >>>> You cannot threaten solicitors with a machete as your >>>> doing so is a FELONY! >>>> >>>> Read on, you stupid morons! >>>> >>>> About trespass and solicitation: >>>> >>>> "From bible toters to door-to-door salespeople, homeowners >>>> are finding themselves increasingly annoyed by solicitors >>>> knocking on their doors. But what exactly can you do about >>>> these bothersome visits? Are the solicitors within their >>>> >>>> "While there are a variety of laws in place that regulate >>>> soliciting, the regulations can vary depending on where you >>>> live. For example, many states regulate the solicitation of >>>> charities, requiring them to register with their state agency >>>> before soliciting residents for charitable contributions. >>>> However, businesses and door-to-door salespeople are often >>>> regulated by city or county ordinances. >>>> >>>> "In some cities, posting a "No Soliciting" sign on your front >>>> door or near the entrance to your neighborhood prohibits >>>> solicitors from knocking on your door. The same goes for >>>> "No Trespassing" signs. Unfortunately, not all solicitors >>>> notice or pay attention to the signs. In such a case, you >>>> can report the solicitor to the police as being in violation >>>> of your city's laws. However, if your city does not prohibit >>>> solicitors from knocking on your door when such a sign is >>>> posted, all you can really do is politely ask them to leave. >>>> >>>> (YOU MAY NOT THREATEN THEM WITH DEADLY FORCE - MY COMMENT) >>>> >>>> "Whether or not a solicitor is considered guilty of trespassing >>>> depends on the situation. In terms of a crime, trespassing of >>>> one's land is defined as the "wrongful interference with one's >>>> possessory rights in [real] property." >>>> >>>> - See more at: >>>> http://www.globalsecurityexperts.com/home-security/when-soliciting-becomes-trespassing-that-annoying-knock-on-the-door.html#sthash.q36qxghe.dpuf >>>> >>>> >>>> AND WAKE THE FUCK UP! >>> >>> You need to pull your head out of your ass. I don't threaten anyone >>> with bodily harm. I ask, or tell them to leave, and make it very >>> clear >>> that they're trespassing on posted private property. Anyone rude >>> enough >>> to ignore my posted rights as a property owner, does not deserve, >>> and >>> usually does not receive a polite response from me. If they get >>> belligerent or threaten me, all bets are off. I keep a can of bear >>> spray by the door, and if necessary, I wouldn't hesitate to use it. >>> >>> I've only had one nasty neighbor threaten to "come up and have a >>> 'talk' >>> with me" a few years ago. The guy's a fucking hothead, and no >>> stranger >>> to the cops or the local jail. I told him I'd have him arrested if >>> he >>> stepped foot on my property. The cowardly little shit waited >>> months, >>> then snuck up under cover of darkness, left a nasty note on my car, >>> then >>> ran away. Fucking big-mouthed punk-ass coward! I filed a report in >>> case I had to crack his head at a later date, and the cops have a >>> picture of the note on file. Now, the little bitch waves at me >>> when he >>> sees me coming. Oh, get this: The guy wrote the note on a piece >>> of a >>> brown paper bag, and burned the edges! Oooh! Scary! LOL! Dude's >>> in >>> his late thirties, and acts like he's 13. >>> >>> Of course it also helps that my son is usually here working for me >>> now, >>> and he's a big guy. Does amateur boxing, and has a pair of guns on >>> him >>> that could knock that little fucker's head clean off. He'd do it, >>> too. >>> He's already offered. >>> >>> What would you do if someone tried to board your boat without your >>> permission? Maybe that's a bad question for you. If it was a guy, >>> you'd probably help drag him on board. >> >> >> Listen up, Tinkerbell. I am not interested in a litany >> of your personal problems. You and Pandora made the >> stupid claim that it's OK to threaten bodily harm >> to solicitors with a machete. I proved you are wrong. > > I didn't make that claim, you Nattering NetNiNNy. > > >> Get the fuck over it, already. As often as you two >> are wrong, you should be used to getting over it by >> now. >> >> Sheesh! >> >> >> P.S. Boarding a vessel is tantamount to breaking kicking >> in your front door and going inside. Then, if you feared >> for your worthless life you could defend yourself with >> deadly force. >> >> Pandora, who threatened a missionary with a machete, is >> clearly guilty of a felony. It's a good thing the good >> religious individual didn't press charges. I would have. > > I somehow doubt that Pandora actually threatened anyone with a > machete. > Emmett threatened his penis with a knife, and look where HE is. pandora borden
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PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 10:40 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-05 16:23 +0000
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 11:51 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 09:54 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 09:52 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 17:29 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-05 22:41 +0000
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:31 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 18:51 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-06 00:04 +0000
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:18 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:22 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-06 00:37 +0000
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:58 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:16 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:24 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:32 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-06 00:41 +0000
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 17:56 -0700
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 20:04 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:31 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:23 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 14:54 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-05 16:04 -0700
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:32 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 18:20 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:57 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:36 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 18:58 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:04 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 17:55 -0700
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 20:04 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:38 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:37 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:29 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:24 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-06 15:59 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-07 12:05 +0000
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-07 14:25 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-07 15:44 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-07 12:49 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-07 13:46 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-07 14:32 -0700
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-07 16:38 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-07 14:51 -0700
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-07 19:42 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-08 18:09 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-08 16:53 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-08 20:08 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-08 23:40 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora fitnessforyou2002@yahoo.com - 2016-02-09 10:50 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora fitnessforyou2002@yahoo.com - 2016-02-09 10:49 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-05 16:33 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:22 -0600
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 06:45 +0100
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 02:09 -0700
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-06 02:47 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 19:13 +0100
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 11:27 -0700
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-07 12:30 +0000
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-06 09:19 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-06 16:04 -0500
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-06 15:40 -0800
Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-05 12:53 -0800
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