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Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora

From "%" <persent@gmail.com>
Newsgroups alt.usenet.kooks, alt.checkmate
Subject Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora
Date 2016-02-05 16:04 -0700
Organization Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com
Message-ID <94vvau.8jj.17.1@news.alt.net> (permalink)
References <s9g9bbpbk8ee7mnc3qu6v9v2rhob4sbu13@4ax.com> <MPG.311e814a26a2de0298c53b@news.altopia.com> <ra8abb9lrg21k28avb47o2b6fonam9evns@4ax.com> <MPG.311ec80afadc494e98c54e@news.altopia.com>

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Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <ra8abb9lrg21k28avb47o2b6fonam9evns@4ax.com>,
> greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
>
>
>>
>> On Fri, 5 Feb 2016 09:52:44 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
>> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>>> In article <s9g9bbpbk8ee7mnc3qu6v9v2rhob4sbu13@4ax.com>,
>>> greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
>>>>
>>>> You cannot threaten solicitors with a machete as your
>>>> doing so is a FELONY!
>>>>
>>>> Read on, you stupid morons!
>>>>
>>>> About trespass and solicitation:
>>>>
>>>> "From bible toters to door-to-door salespeople, homeowners
>>>> are finding themselves increasingly annoyed by solicitors
>>>> knocking on their doors. But what exactly can you do about
>>>> these bothersome visits? Are the solicitors within their
>>>>
>>>> "While there are a variety of laws in place that regulate
>>>> soliciting, the regulations can vary depending on where you
>>>> live. For example, many states regulate the solicitation of
>>>> charities, requiring them to register with their state agency
>>>> before soliciting residents for charitable contributions.
>>>> However, businesses and door-to-door salespeople are often
>>>> regulated by city or county ordinances.
>>>>
>>>> "In some cities, posting a "No Soliciting" sign on your front
>>>> door or near the entrance to your neighborhood prohibits
>>>> solicitors from knocking on your door. The same goes for
>>>> "No Trespassing" signs. Unfortunately, not all solicitors
>>>> notice or pay attention to the signs. In such a case, you
>>>> can report the solicitor to the police as being in violation
>>>> of your city's laws. However, if your city does not prohibit
>>>> solicitors from knocking on your door when such a sign is
>>>> posted, all you can really do is politely ask them to leave.
>>>>
>>>> (YOU MAY NOT THREATEN THEM WITH DEADLY FORCE - MY COMMENT)
>>>>
>>>> "Whether or not a solicitor is considered guilty of trespassing
>>>> depends on the situation. In terms of a crime, trespassing of
>>>> one's land is defined as the "wrongful interference with one's
>>>> possessory rights in [real] property."
>>>>
>>>> - See more at:
>>>> http://www.globalsecurityexperts.com/home-security/when-soliciting-becomes-trespassing-that-annoying-knock-on-the-door.html#sthash.q36qxghe.dpuf
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> AND WAKE THE FUCK UP!
>>>
>>> You need to pull your head out of your ass.  I don't threaten anyone
>>> with bodily harm.  I ask, or tell them to leave, and make it very
>>> clear
>>> that they're trespassing on posted private property.  Anyone rude
>>> enough
>>> to ignore my posted rights as a property owner, does not deserve,
>>> and
>>> usually does not receive a polite response from me.  If they get
>>> belligerent or threaten me, all bets are off.  I keep a can of bear
>>> spray by the door, and if necessary, I wouldn't hesitate to use it.
>>>
>>> I've only had one nasty neighbor threaten to "come up and have a
>>> 'talk'
>>> with me" a few years ago.  The guy's a fucking hothead, and no
>>> stranger
>>> to the cops or the local jail.  I told him I'd have him arrested if
>>> he
>>> stepped foot on my property.  The cowardly little shit waited
>>> months,
>>> then snuck up under cover of darkness, left a nasty note on my car,
>>> then
>>> ran away.  Fucking big-mouthed punk-ass coward!  I filed a report in
>>> case I had to crack his head at a later date, and the cops have a
>>> picture of the note on file.  Now, the little bitch waves at me
>>> when he
>>> sees me coming.  Oh, get this:  The guy wrote the note on a piece
>>> of a
>>> brown paper bag, and burned the edges!  Oooh!  Scary!  LOL!  Dude's
>>> in
>>> his late thirties, and acts like he's 13.
>>>
>>> Of course it also helps that my son is usually here working for me
>>> now,
>>> and he's a big guy.  Does amateur boxing, and has a pair of guns on
>>> him
>>> that could knock that little fucker's head clean off.  He'd do it,
>>> too.
>>> He's already offered.
>>>
>>> What would you do if someone tried to board your boat without your
>>> permission?  Maybe that's a bad question for you.  If it was a guy,
>>> you'd probably help drag him on board.
>>
>>
>> Listen up, Tinkerbell. I am not interested in a litany
>> of your personal problems. You and Pandora made the
>> stupid claim that it's OK to threaten bodily harm
>> to solicitors with a machete. I proved you are wrong.
>
> I didn't make that claim, you Nattering NetNiNNy.
>
>
>> Get the fuck over it, already. As often as you two
>> are wrong, you should be used to getting over it by
>> now.
>>
>> Sheesh!
>>
>>
>> P.S. Boarding a vessel is tantamount to breaking kicking
>> in your front door and going inside. Then, if you feared
>> for your worthless life you could defend yourself with
>> deadly force.
>>
>> Pandora, who threatened a missionary with a machete, is
>> clearly guilty of a felony. It's a good thing the good
>> religious individual didn't press charges. I would have.
>
> I somehow doubt that Pandora actually threatened anyone with a
> machete.
> Emmett threatened his penis with a knife, and look where HE is.

pandora borden 

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PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 10:40 -0500
  Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-05 16:23 +0000
    Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 11:51 -0500
    Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 09:54 -0800
  Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 09:52 -0800
    Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 17:29 -0500
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-05 22:41 +0000
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:31 -0800
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 18:51 -0500
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-06 00:04 +0000
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:18 -0800
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:22 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-02-06 00:37 +0000
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:58 -0600
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:16 -0800
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:24 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 16:32 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-06 00:41 +0000
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 17:56 -0700
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 20:04 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:31 -0600
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:23 -0600
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 14:54 -0800
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-05 16:04 -0700
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:32 -0800
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 18:20 -0500
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-05 15:57 -0800
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:36 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-05 18:58 -0500
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-05 19:04 -0500
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-05 17:55 -0700
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 20:04 -0600
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:38 -0600
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:37 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:29 -0600
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:24 -0600
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-06 15:59 -0500
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-07 12:05 +0000
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-07 14:25 -0600
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-07 15:44 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-07 12:49 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-07 13:46 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-07 14:32 -0700
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-07 16:38 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-02-07 14:51 -0700
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-07 19:42 -0600
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-08 18:09 -0500
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-08 16:53 -0800
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-08 20:08 -0600
                Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-08 23:40 -0500
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      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-05 19:22 -0600
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      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 02:09 -0700
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-06 02:47 -0800
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-06 19:13 +0100
            Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-06 11:27 -0700
              Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2016-02-07 12:30 +0000
      Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-06 09:19 -0800
        Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-06 16:04 -0500
          Re: PING: Checkmate and his Main Slurp, Pandora madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com - 2016-02-06 15:40 -0800
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