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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| References | (2 earlier) <000000000000@miserable.fur.burger> <534c7734c6708bf6d4a03d015290cf8e@dizum.com> <000000000000@swollen.puddin.pie> <35c72fcf72e6c91b2ad8e618aac6d15a@dizum.com> <Mon.Aug.2015.04.00.16.529@rec.bicycles.bowel.movements> |
| Subject | Re: New method could improve atmospheric forecasts over months, decades, and could explain 'pause' in global warming |
| Message-ID | <654f49e24636a243a4490ee9b53f249a@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2015-08-23 21:21 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | alt.astronomy, alt.conspiracy, alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 4 groups.
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> HalfADickRick Mather (aka Kadaitcha HalfAMan, aka Fred Tardbot, aka Semen Sponge of Satan), in <news:Mon.Aug.2015.04.00.16.529@rec.bicycles.bowel.movements> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 06:47:55 +0200 (CEST) in > <35c72fcf72e6c91b2ad8e618aac6d15a@dizum.com>, Friendly Neighborhood Vote > Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> corrupted their warped > marble-halls and cheeped: >> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> >> >> HalfADickRick Mather (aka Kadaitcha HalfAMan, aka Fred Tardbot, aka >> Semen Sponge of Satan), socked up as Cedric Fenningstone-Chistway, in >> <news:000000000000@swollen.puddin.piedid thusly jump head first into >> the wood chipper again: >> >> I've got HalfADickRick so butthurt he's in a morphing meltdown. LOL And now he's backpedaling from his morphing meltdown, forced to use his Kadaitcha HalfAMan nym out of sheer embarrassment over his meltdown. LOL >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Solar and orbital forcing, the same causes of every other >>>>>>>>>>>>>> interglacial and glaciation period throughout earth's >>>>>>>>>>>>>> history, explain the 18 year 10 month pause in "global >>>>>>>>>>>>>> warming" quite nicely. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Out of the total 750 gigatons moving through the carbon >>>>>>>>>>>>>> cycle each year, we produce only 29 gigatons. That is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> largely offset by nature absorbing 18 gigatons more than >>>>>>>>>>>>>> it gives off. So we're only adding 11 gigatons per year >>>>>>>>>>>>>> net. And nature will, naturally, ramp up to absorb that, >>>>>>>>>>>>>> as it has done throughout earth's history... if it hadn't, >>>>>>>>>>>>>> CO2 levels would have reached "runaway" levels long before >>>>>>>>>>>>>> we ever came on the scene. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anthropogenic CO2 contributes 1 ten millionth of one >>>>>>>>>>>>>> percent to temperature forcing, as has been proven >>>>>>>>>>>>>> mathematically. And given that the temperature forcing is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> negatively correlated with CO2 concentration due to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> efficient re-emission to space of infrared by CO2, as CO2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> levels rise, temperature drops will become more severe on >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the night side of the planet, just as happens on Mars. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDGgGttVvk4> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You wouldn't use the word 'only' if that 11 gigaton weight >>>>>>>>>>>>> was put atop your pointy fucking head. >>>>>>>>>>>> 11 gigatons out of the 750 gigaton total carbon budget is >>>>>>>>>>>> only 1.466% of the total carbon budget of the entire planet, >>>>>>>>>>>> Ko0k. We contribute almost nothing, and the planet can >>>>>>>>>>>> easily absorb that amount, as it's done throughout its >>>>>>>>>>>> history whenever CO2 levels rose. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Much like after you found you were too stupid to balance on >>>>>>>>>>>> two wheels and thereby lost your manhood, you're working >>>>>>>>>>>> with "only" 1.5% of it, DribbleNubbin. LOL -- Moron. LOL >>>>>>>>>>>> Kook. LOL Kicktoy. LOL >>>>>>>>>>> Tell some cunt who believes in man-made global warming, you >>>>>>>>>>> less than useless fuckdribble on the end of a transvestite's >>>>>>>>>>> penis. >>>>>>>>>> Says the "fairyboy with an inadequate penis" who would know >>>>>>>>>> *exactly* what's on the end of a transvestite's penis. LOL >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Kook. LOL >>>>>>>>>> BlatherMonkey. LOL >>>>>>>>>> Punching Bag. LOL >>>>>>>>> Nice sig. >>>>>>>> Thanks, it's all about my newest kook. >>>>>>> You're welcome. >>>>>> It's about you, Shortbus. LOL >>>>>>>>> It's just so you. >>>>>>>> Translation: "Please stop beating me. I'm fragile. You're >>>>>>>> breaking me." LOL >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Speed bag. LOL >>>>>>>> Whipping boy. LOL >>>>>>>> Mental Anorexic. LOL >>>>>> Your inability to refute or deny, combined with your cowardly >>>>>> sock-hopping, stands as your tacit admission. LOL >>>>>> >>>>>> Spankard. LOL >>>>>> BootRider. LOL >>>>>> Drool Factory. LOL >>>>> Does my "sock-hopping" bother you that much, ko0kfart? >>>> It's not "sock-hopping", you're just changing out your urostomy >>>> bags. You're "urostomy-bag hopping". LOL >>>> >>>> It's indicative of your being bothered that much, Leaky Urostomy Bag >>>> #317. LOL >>>> >>>> Buffoon. LOL >>>> Village Idiot. LOL >>>> Veritable Post-Op Tranny. LOL >>> Why do you have such an interest in my nether regions? >> Pointing and laughing at the post-editing meltdown-morphing >> non-anatomically-correct kook isn't exactly an "interest", any more >> than pointing and laughing at a circus sideshow freak would be, >> DribbleNubbin. LOL >>> The mop jockey will be pleased to know you're a closet faggot. >> Why do you sympathize with DildoRider, HalfADickRick? Is it because >> you're closer to being a post-op tranny than he is? LOL >> >> RoadkillCrotch. LOL >> Stumpy. LOL >> Jealous of a flea's package. LOL > It's ok if you come out of the closet, I've reduced the "fairyboy with an inadequate penis" (HalfADickRick's words) to projectionist fag-lames. LOL > Cranston, you faggot. Awww, I've put the boot to the kook so hard I've jarred his brain back into its Cranston delusion. LOL You know, acting like a dick won't make your centimeterpeter any bigger, DribbleNubbin. LOL Birth Control By Motorcycle. LOL Test Tube Willy. LOL The Only Man Who Needs To Douche. LOL -- Kadaitcha Man (aka HalfADickRick Mather) is an AUK veteran from way back. He was actually stupid enough to try to hook up with that AUK pass-around girl Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries (aka Rhonda Russo), but ended up booting her to the curb because she's just a cunt hair away from being that nucking futs cat lady dragging a folding cart filled with recyclables so she can afford to buy cat food for herself and her dozen cats. He dodged a bullet, given that she now looks like a reject from a zombie slasher flick, has cancer, hypothyroidism, bulging neck goiters, rotting gums, missing teeth, thinning hair, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Autism and is just plumb nutz. HalfADickRick lost his better half in a motorcycle accident, so even if he had hooked up with Rhondumb, he'd have to get a surrogate to bed her. He's got growling menacingly down to a science, but toothless old dogs have had plenty of time to practice. He has first-hand experience with gaiety, given that his oldest son wasn't raised right and turned out to be light in the loafers... which limits HalfADickRick's trolling abilities and precludes him laughing at the sissies. So he lost half his dick *and* now has no balls for trolling. "Big things are made out of little things." HalfADickRick Mather's Grand Unified Theory of the Universe. Message-ID: <d7419da693ffc53a544d5e1569ac9bfc@dizum.com> "all matter appeared simultaneously in all places at once (i.e. everywhere at the same time)" Delusional fuckwit HalfADickRick denying nucleosynthesis, nuclear transmutation, universal expansion, hydrogen consisting of most universal mass, cosmic background radiation, 21 cm radiation, the very means by which matter came to be formed from energy after the big bang, and most importantly, reality. Message-ID: <9eb660cc06ece30da6a8e7a947a65dfb@dizum.com> HalfADickRick believes these two statements mean the same thing... he's too stupid to realize the contradiction within the statements: 1) "When you touch something, you don't actually touch it because the negative charge of the electrons in all matter repel each other." 2) "everything you experience is experienced only within your consciousness. That is, there is no reality apart from consciousness." MID: <269e51973939871be9eeaaef420f8a6c@dizum.com> "Who said it's your eyes that see?" HalfADickRick, yet again displaying his unfathomable stupidity. "The Turing test is overrated anyway." HalfADickRick, mad because he's too stupid to pass the Turing test. "The now you experience now simply moves to this now." HalfADickRick's excuse for living in the past. Message-ID: <2e6f960b0b8c4a738b1116b41865cb35@dizum.com> HalfADickRick projects what he thinks of himself: "A fairyboy with an inadequate penis." Message-ID: <d4e79c0adde0074ee812eba8d9023f97@dizum.com> HalfADickRick tried blaming his own screediness on a Visual Basic bot he programmed, k'laming it's artificially intelligent and able to hold contextually-relevant conversations without any assistance... when challenged to put Fred Tehbot to work producing 5000 intelligent and contextually relevant replies per day to random posts, an easy task for a machine, HalfADickRick started backpedaling, evading and hurling insults. In actuality, he was assisting his tardbot by screeding right alongside it to lend it the appearance of intelligence (but only the appearance, because HalfADickRick's pretty retarded LOL). Spanked to tears yet again by reality, he plonked and ran away, tears streaming, fright-piss flowing, a plaintive "WHHHHAAAAAAA!" issuing from his otherwise-dumbstruck mouth. <snicker>
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