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Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you.

From Paul <nospam@needed.invalid>
Newsgroups alt.comp.os.windows-11, alt.comp.os.windows-10
Subject Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you.
Date 2026-06-10 19:58 -0400
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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On Wed, 6/10/2026 7:23 PM, sticks wrote:
> On 5/20/2026 10:11 AM, ....winston wrote:
>> On 05/20/2026 10:11 AM, sticks wrote:
>>> On 5/20/2026 8:50 AM, Frank Slootweg wrote:
>>>> sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> wrote:
>>>>> On 5/19/2026 5:00 PM, sticks wrote:
>>>> [...]
>>>>>> Well I'll be damned.  I then did a SFC /scannow and it did find some
>>>>>> errors and fixed them.  Rebooted.  Went into the event viewer and
>>>>>> instead of the FPM-WMI error it had 4 entries.  A pre-attestation check,
>>>>>> a confirmation it is expected to pass attestation, TBS device identifier
>>>>>> has been generated, and finally "The TPM was successfully provisioned
>>>>>> and is now ready for use."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We'll see if it error faults again.
>>>>>
>>>>> All for naught.  Back again this morning.  Disappointing
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Log Name:      System
>>>>> Source:        Microsoft-Windows-TPM-WMI
>>>>> Date:          5/20/2026 6:53:06 AM
>>>>> Event ID:      1796
>>>>> Description:  The Secure Boot update failed to update SBAT with error
>>>>> Unknown HResult Error code: 0x800700c1.
>>>>
>>>>    If it's any consolation, I also get this error, twice a day, since at
>>>> least 15/01/2026.
>>>>
>>>>    The error comes with a "For more information, please see..." link [1],
>>>> but that only mentions Event ID 1795, not 1796. However the 'Change log'
>>>> of the document implies that 1796 *is* documented. Microsoft moves in
>>>> mysterious ways! :-(
>>>>
>>>>    I think that this 'Error' is nothing to worry about.
>>>>    IMO, if we got a dollar for every 'Error' in our Event Viewer logs, we
>>>> would make Elon look like a pauper! :-)
>>>>
>>>> [1] 'Secure Boot DB and DBX variable update events'
>>>> <https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/topic/secure-boot-db-and-dbx- variable-update-events-37e47cf8-608b-4a87-8175-bdead630eb69>
>>>
>>> I know I can't do much more myself, and am not too worried about it. However, it does annoy me that the secure boot process is evidently missing some of the available data because of the update failure.  I find it difficult to believe HP cannot figure out a way to fix this error.
>>>
>>>
>> Run this a Powershell admin window
>>
>> ([System.Text.Encoding]::ASCII.GetString((Get-SecureBootUEFI db).bytes) -match 'Windows UEFI CA 2023')
>>
>>   - If the above command returns “true,” then your PC is using the new certificate
>>
>>
>> If it returns true or false, the EventViewer error is normal.
>>   a. can't update(thus fails) if already present or not installed
> 
> Thought I'd follow up on this.  Both HP desktops have finally gotten an 
> available bios update.  After install, both return true to winston's powershell
> command, and both still have the same TPM-WMI error in the event log.  still 
> seems a weird way to do things...

Agree on the weird part.

Tried to use a Linux today, on the Secure Boot machine, and I didn't know
there was a new scheme for running a video card. There is some trick to
load a firmware into a video card, to act as the driver. This is Not Supported
on my video card, so that explains why the HD monitor was running at 1024x768.
I had to remove around 20 packages from the package manager, ones
that use the "new method", reboot, then use the Driver Manager, and it
selected some legacy driver that does not use that method. and then
the HD screen was running at 1920x1080 again.

It seems some video card company <cough>, is angling for us to have to
buy some of those "cheep $400 video cards" :-) Just to have continued driver support.
I would certainly want a rich man to be able to afford another
leather jacket for presentations. The problem with schemes along
these lines, is it is going to make some laptop owners "very angry".

Thank goodness for innovation. "Where-ever it strikes".

   Paul

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Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. anon <noreply@mixmin.net> - 2026-05-19 03:30 +0100
  Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> - 2026-05-18 23:20 -0500
    Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 02:08 -0400
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 23:06 -0500
        Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-20 03:17 -0400
  Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 13:48 +0800
    Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 15:02 +0200
      Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 22:48 +0800
        Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 16:53 +0200
          Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 11:04 -0400
    Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog JJ <jj4public@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 20:37 +0700
      Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 22:47 +0800
      Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 11:00 -0400
  Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Philip Herlihy <nothing@invalid.com> - 2026-05-19 11:44 +0100
    Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 14:40 +0200
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 10:31 -0400
        Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 16:55 +0200
          Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "J. P. Gilliver" <G6JPG@255soft.uk> - 2026-05-19 18:48 +0100
            Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-20 15:34 +0200
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-19 12:02 -0400
        Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 11:30 -0500
          Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Frank Slootweg <this@ddress.is.invalid> - 2026-05-19 17:52 +0000
            Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-19 16:29 -0400
            Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 16:07 -0500
              Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 16:43 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 17:00 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 20:13 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 07:42 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Frank Slootweg <this@ddress.is.invalid> - 2026-05-20 13:50 +0000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 09:11 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-20 11:11 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 11:46 -0500
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                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2026-05-21 18:15 +0000
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                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-23 00:43 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Daniel70 <daniel47@nomail.afraid.org> - 2026-05-23 19:33 +1000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-10 18:23 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-06-10 19:58 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Daniel70 <daniel47@nomail.afraid.org> - 2026-06-11 20:53 +1000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Daniel70 <daniel47@nomail.afraid.org> - 2026-06-11 23:09 +1000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-11 22:19 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-11 21:26 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-14 03:56 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-16 08:05 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-16 10:35 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-16 09:54 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-16 14:31 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-16 18:40 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-16 20:12 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-16 20:08 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-17 02:33 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-06-12 00:42 -0400
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                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-06-15 10:33 -0400
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                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "Bill Bradshaw" <bradshaw@gci.net> - 2026-06-16 08:26 -0800
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-16 14:51 -0400
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                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 18:31 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-20 20:12 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 20:16 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-22 11:15 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-22 11:15 -0500
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      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Philip Herlihy <nothing@invalid.com> - 2026-05-21 11:22 +0100
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      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-19 21:14 -0400

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