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Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you.

From	sticks <wolverine01@charter.net>
Newsgroups	alt.comp.os.windows-11, alt.comp.os.windows-10
Subject	Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you.
Date	2026-05-20 09:11 -0500
Organization	A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID	<10ukfe3$1a8v$1@dont-email.me> (permalink)
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On 5/20/2026 8:50 AM, Frank Slootweg wrote:
> sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> wrote:
>> On 5/19/2026 5:00 PM, sticks wrote:
> [...]
>>> Well I'll be damned.  I then did a SFC /scannow and it did find some
>>> errors and fixed them.  Rebooted.  Went into the event viewer and
>>> instead of the FPM-WMI error it had 4 entries.  A pre-attestation check,
>>> a confirmation it is expected to pass attestation, TBS device identifier
>>> has been generated, and finally "The TPM was successfully provisioned
>>> and is now ready for use."
>>>
>>> We'll see if it error faults again.
>>
>> All for naught.  Back again this morning.  Disappointing
>>
>>
>> Log Name:      System
>> Source:        Microsoft-Windows-TPM-WMI
>> Date:          5/20/2026 6:53:06 AM
>> Event ID:      1796
>> Description:  The Secure Boot update failed to update SBAT with error
>> Unknown HResult Error code: 0x800700c1.
> 
>    If it's any consolation, I also get this error, twice a day, since at
> least 15/01/2026.
> 
>    The error comes with a "For more information, please see..." link [1],
> but that only mentions Event ID 1795, not 1796. However the 'Change log'
> of the document implies that 1796 *is* documented. Microsoft moves in
> mysterious ways! :-(
> 
>    I think that this 'Error' is nothing to worry about.
>    
>    IMO, if we got a dollar for every 'Error' in our Event Viewer logs, we
> would make Elon look like a pauper! :-)
> 
> [1] 'Secure Boot DB and DBX variable update events'
> <https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/topic/secure-boot-db-and-dbx-variable-update-events-37e47cf8-608b-4a87-8175-bdead630eb69>

I know I can't do much more myself, and am not too worried about it. 
However, it does annoy me that the secure boot process is evidently 
missing some of the available data because of the update failure.  I 
find it difficult to believe HP cannot figure out a way to fix this error.


-- 
Science Doesn’t Support Darwin. Scientists Do

Thread

Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. anon <noreply@mixmin.net> - 2026-05-19 03:30 +0100
  Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> - 2026-05-18 23:20 -0500
    Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 02:08 -0400
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 23:06 -0500
        Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-20 03:17 -0400
  Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 13:48 +0800
    Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 15:02 +0200
      Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 22:48 +0800
        Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 16:53 +0200
          Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 11:04 -0400
    Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog JJ <jj4public@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 20:37 +0700
      Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 22:47 +0800
      Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 11:00 -0400
  Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Philip Herlihy <nothing@invalid.com> - 2026-05-19 11:44 +0100
    Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 14:40 +0200
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 10:31 -0400
        Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 16:55 +0200
          Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "J. P. Gilliver" <G6JPG@255soft.uk> - 2026-05-19 18:48 +0100
            Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-20 15:34 +0200
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-19 12:02 -0400
        Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 11:30 -0500
          Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Frank Slootweg <this@ddress.is.invalid> - 2026-05-19 17:52 +0000
            Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-19 16:29 -0400
            Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 16:07 -0500
              Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 16:43 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 17:00 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-19 20:13 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 07:42 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Frank Slootweg <this@ddress.is.invalid> - 2026-05-20 13:50 +0000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 09:11 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-20 11:11 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 11:46 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-20 20:18 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Andy Burns <usenet@andyburns.uk> - 2026-05-21 08:34 +0100
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-21 10:24 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2026-05-21 18:15 +0000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Daniel70 <daniel47@nomail.afraid.org> - 2026-05-22 19:45 +1000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "J. P. Gilliver" <G6JPG@255soft.uk> - 2026-05-22 20:52 +0100
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-22 17:50 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-23 00:43 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Daniel70 <daniel47@nomail.afraid.org> - 2026-05-23 19:33 +1000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-10 18:23 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-06-10 19:58 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Daniel70 <daniel47@nomail.afraid.org> - 2026-06-11 20:53 +1000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Daniel70 <daniel47@nomail.afraid.org> - 2026-06-11 23:09 +1000
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-11 22:19 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-11 21:26 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-14 03:56 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-16 08:05 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-16 10:35 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-16 09:54 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-16 14:31 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-16 18:40 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-16 20:12 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-06-16 20:08 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-17 02:33 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-06-12 00:42 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-13 21:16 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-06-15 06:11 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-15 09:31 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-06-15 10:33 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "Bill Bradshaw" <bradshaw@gci.net> - 2026-06-15 09:22 -0800
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-15 20:48 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-06-16 08:38 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "Bill Bradshaw" <bradshaw@gci.net> - 2026-06-16 08:26 -0800
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-16 14:51 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "Bill Bradshaw" <bradshaw@gci.net> - 2026-06-17 08:25 -0800
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-06-18 02:21 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-20 18:05 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 18:31 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-20 20:12 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-20 20:16 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-22 11:15 -0400
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. sticks <wolverine01@charter.net> - 2026-05-22 11:15 -0500
                Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-22 17:27 -0400
              Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-19 21:00 -0400
          Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. John Smith <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2026-05-19 19:00 +0100
            Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-19 16:34 -0400
        Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Frank Slootweg <this@ddress.is.invalid> - 2026-05-19 17:52 +0000
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Philip Herlihy <nothing@invalid.com> - 2026-05-21 11:22 +0100
    Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Stan Brown <someone@example.com> - 2026-05-19 17:46 -0700
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Paul <nospam@needed.invalid> - 2026-05-19 21:14 -0400

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