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Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating...

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), in
<news:MPG.313c23a8fde210fa98c969@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> In article <djfamdFje79U4@mid.individual.net>, vallor@cultnix.org 
> says...

>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2016 20:18:41 +0100, Friendly Neighborhood
>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:

>>> Ko0O0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard, in
>>> <news:narmvb$cue$2@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into the
>>> wood chipper again:

>>>> On 24/02/2016 12:44 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
>>>> wrote:

>>>>> <snicker>
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>>
>>>>> Kensi<FOOM!>
>>> 
>>>> Aww, is ko0ky still obsessing over me? Yep, so much that I'm now his
>>>> default .sig-o-haet when he isn't replying to somebody.
>>>> 
>>>> I think I should be declared his official dogwhistle holder now, hmm?

>>> Awww, look at spankard backpedal away from all that SPNAK!age in my
>>> .sig... the anti-science nitwit doesn't dare try to refute my
>>> truthiness... that was a hard-learned lesson, eh, LunkHead?
>>> 
>>> Even now, you can't face that spankage... you can only snip it out,
>>> bleat out a mewling 'victolly!' and run away. Again.

>> I'm not sure why, but my eyes have learned to read only the first three 
>> or four words of paragraphs like the preceding two, before the visual 
>> cortex protests with a "scram" signal

Then you must be a libtard... they're all allergic to reality. LOL

Which means you're actively rejecting that doctorate-level education
you could be receiving for free. But hey, if you can get through your
pathetic life knowing next to nothing, then why bother trying to
improve your lot in life, eh? That is, after all, why the Democrat
party is largely populated by moochers and losers, whom the Democrat
party politicians cater and pander to with abandon.

<snicker>

>> that could be translated as "gawd, there he goes again."

Which is accurately translated as "Gawd, there he goes again,
promulgating more truth I can't refute!"

<snicker>

>> What would happen if you could see such things as others see them?

Then the world would be a very confusing place, as it must be for you
morons. LOL

> Did... did the Faggy Fakeytard just k'lame AGAIN that Kensi is a Paul 
> Derbyshire sock... and Nads too?

You'll be getting right on providing the MID where I've ever said
"Kensi is a Paul Derbyshire sock", Chimpy, or you'll be forced to
admit you're a bleatfarting moronic halfwitted
mushroom-slathered-meatpole horking faggot.

As for Nadegda... "she" was outed by Ray Banana "accidentally"
exposing the IP address in Nadegda's posts... and it geolocated to
Pembroke, which is why Nadegda disappeared. LunkHead tried damage
control by k'laming that "Nadegda" was "vacationing" in Pembroke
(thereby admitting that Nadegda was in Pembroke)... then tried to
k'lame it was someone frogging "Nadegda"... then fell silent on the
topic, knowing that sock is well and truly dead.

<snicker>

>  Why, yes!  Yes he did... except that 
> most of us have known or strongly suspected it for quite some time.  
> Thing is, I actually like Paul Derbyshire...

Hence your getting into two "hawt wet 69s" (Chimpy's words) with Paul
Derbyshire... and your attempting to get into a third. Because you're
a fag like that.

<snicker>

> he's an excellent troll,

He's a moron who blathers unscientific bullshit and can't help but out
his womanly socks, whereupon he starts blathering even more stupidity,
backpedaling and building strawmen to beat the band. I've drop-kicked
LunkHead straight across Usenet on multiple occasions because his puny
little brain can't seem to grasp reality.

<snicker>

> and smart enough to slap that Faggy Fakeytard all over Usenet.

Hmmmm, that must be why I drop-kicked LunkHead clear across Usenet...
the moron k'lames the Laws of Thermodynamics don't apply in LunkHead
Land, that heat can flow from colder to hotter; that snow can exist at
489 F; that gravity repels; that increasing cloud cover over snow, ice
or water causes warming... all wrong.

<snicker>

> That's why I gave him the first and only Checkmate Hammer of Thor (tm).

Because you love mushroom-slathered meatpole? What a fag! LOL

> Why, it's even better than my own Hammer of Thor

You mean the "awards from a kook" that the old guard stAUKer cabal
were handing out like candy to garner acolytes? And you fell right in
line... the only time you stepped *out* of line is after I'd so
decimated the old guard stAUKer cabal that they were too weak to
counter your silly little limp-wristed slaps. Whereupon you started
k'laming you'd defeated all of them, because you're a pathetic
historical revisionist Walter Mitty type who can only k'lame to have
defeated the old guard stAUKer cabal in two months (after backpedaling
from your one month k'lame) because I stomped them flat for three
years... IOW, you k'lame to have done in two months what I did in
three years because I did for three years what you're too much of a
pants-shitting coward to ever do.

So you're a liar *and* a deceitful backstabbing turncoat to those who
considered you an ally. You're Andre M. 'Bit Rot' Winsor with a
massive drug habit and a penchant for morbidly obese dudes in pink
spandex and lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL

Who outed Bit Rot and ran him off? Oh yeah... this guy. Now you k'lame
differently, Walter Mitty.

<snicker>

> that I won after
> only three months in AUK.  Keep up the good work, Paul!

Awww, look at Chimpy bowing before that spankard Paul Derbyshire...
worshiping a craven image because you so fear the Ultimate Deity is
never a wise course, Chimpy.

<snicker>

> BTW... it would be just terrible if you ever got around to outing what 
> you know about that Faggy Fakeytard

Bwahahaha! Which is nothing. The slump-shouldered little moron has
nothing. It's been 583 days since LunkHead k'lamed he could out me due
to his "kookology experience", "profound psychological insight" and
"cryptanalysis skills", yet he's thus far run from six challenges to
out me, for 583 days and counting (ie: he doesn't dare provide any of
his so-called "proof", for fear that he outs the fact that he's
kooking out and seeing me everywhere).

We're waiting, LunkHead. Tick, tock, tick, tock...

> ... it's not like he doesn't deserve 
> it.  Just planting a seed...

You're just pathetically begging. Both for another "hawt wet 69"
(Chimpy's words) from mushroomboi, and for the slope-shouldered
know-nothing moronic loser to out me. You'll get the first in spades,
I'm sure... the second you'll never get.

<snicker>

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From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
this Usenet thing?
Date: Sat, 4 May 2013 00:58:29 +0000 (UTC)
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Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul
Derbyshire by Ray Banana. When LunkHead learned of this, he
immediately started backpedaling and k'laming that "Nadegda" was
actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke. LOL!

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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>  

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul Derbyshire is a life-long virgin, you see. He'll never touch
anything more feminine than his hand with a Barbie-doll wig glued to
it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's hooker-pink lipstick smeared
between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his
f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in
getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so deeply it pokes out of her
mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
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I note you've studiously avoided answering which observatories have
time standard control capability, LunkHead... only those who actually
work at an observatory would even know about such a thing, let alone
which observatories have that capability... but then, everyone knows
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy wannabes always out their womanly socks
because they're too stoooopid to play the part of the identity they've
assumed. Perhaps for your next sock, you should play the part of a mop
jockey or a streetwalker... that'd be something you could handle,
dude.

<snicker>

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
slumpy dumpy frumpy lumpy loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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