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Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating...

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In article <djfamdFje79U4@mid.individual.net>, vallor@cultnix.org 
says...


> 
> On Sat, 27 Feb 2016 20:18:41 +0100, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
> Emeritus wrote:
> 
> > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> > 
> > Ko0O0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard, in
> > <news:narmvb$cue$2@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into the
> > wood chipper again:
> > 
> >> On 24/02/2016 12:44 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
> >> wrote:
> > 
> >>> <snicker>
> >>>
> >>> --
> >>>
> >>> Kensi<FOOM!>
> > 
> >> Aww, is ko0ky still obsessing over me? Yep, so much that I'm now his
> >> default .sig-o-haet when he isn't replying to somebody.
> >> 
> >> I think I should be declared his official dogwhistle holder now, hmm?
> >> 
> >> *snicker*
> >> 
> >> --
> >> "To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
> >> the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David
> >> Brooks "I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade in
> >> here."                                                     ~Checkmate
> > 
> > Awww, look at spankard backpedal away from all that SPNAK!age in my
> > ..sig... the anti-science nitwit doesn't dare try to refute my
> > truthiness... that was a hard-learned lesson, eh, LunkHead?
> > 
> > Even now, you can't face that spankage... you can only snip it out,
> > bleat out a mewling 'victolly!' and run away. Again.
> 
> I'm not sure why, but my eyes have learned to read only the first three 
> or four words of paragraphs like the preceding two, before the visual 
> cortex protests with a "scram" signal that could be translated as "gawd, 
> there he goes again."
> 
> > <snicker>
> 
> What would happen if you could see such things as others see them?

Did... did the Faggy Fakeytard just k'lame AGAIN that Kensi is a Paul 
Derbyshire sock... and Nads too?  Why, yes!  Yes he did... except that 
most of us have known or strongly suspected it for quite some time.  
Thing is, I actually like Paul Derbyshire... he's an excellent troll, 
and smart enough to slap that Faggy Fakeytard all over Usenet.  That's 
why I gave him the first and only Checkmate Hammer of Thor (tm).  Why, 
it's even better than my own Hammer of Thor that I won after only three 
months in AUK.  Keep up the good work, Paul!

BTW... it would be just terrible if you ever got around to outing what 
you know about that Faggy Fakeytard... it's not like he doesn't deserve 
it.  Just planting a seed...

<snicker>

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
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Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-27 21:21 -0800
  Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-28 19:25 +0100
    Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-28 12:04 -0700
      Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-29 03:23 +0800
        Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-28 12:30 -0700
          Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-29 03:56 +0800
            Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-28 14:58 -0500
        Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-29 07:43 +0100

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